[Clint is online.]

Clint: I HATE U

Tony: who?

Bruce: Perhaps you should text the person directly.

Clint: SHE PUSHED ME IN A [CENSORED] FOUNTAIN

Steve: Who did?

Clint: NAT WHO THE [CENSORED] ELSE?

Thor: YOU FOUND LADY NATASHA AGAIN?

Steve: Again?

Thor: INDEED. SIR BARTON WON THE GAME.

Tony: u [CENSORED] [ CENSORED]

Thor: DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU, SIR STARK?

Tony: CLINT

Clint: ive got a broken arm dont hurt me

Steve: You broke your arm?

Clint: SHE PUSHED ME IN A FOUNTAIN SHE BROKE MY ARM

[Nat is online.]

Nat: You [CENSORED] found me.

Steve: Why don't you just leave her alone, Clint?

Clint: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!?!

Bruce: I kind of agree with Steve.

Clint: I RESCIND THE AGREEMENT

Bruce: ???

Nat: Oh, [CENSORED] you.

Tony: wut agreement?

Nat: Laura was jealous. I didn't do anything.

Clint: LIAR

Nat: I'm sitting right next to you, Barton.

Clint: k so shes not lying

Steve: Was that a threat?

Clint: yeah but shws not lying

Clint: *she's

Bruce: And you tried to say she was?

Clint: SHE BROKE MY ARM

Nat: Quit being a baby. I barely tapped you.

Clint: THE SECURITY GUARD ASKED YOU TO LEAVE

Nat: Yeah but I'd been annoying him for an hour before you showed up.

Clint: U SAT STILL 4 AN HOUR???

Nat: Yeah, and you still couldn't find me.

Steve: What's going on?

Bruce: I feel lied to.

Tony: yeah whats the T?

Nat: I'm [CENSORED] Barton.

...

Tony: thats some T