Kate: omg wuts up?

Steve: Nothing?

Kate: not u.

Steve: Okay then.

THOR: GOOD EVENING, YOUNG ROMANOFF.

Kate: young bishop & not u either.

Bruce: Who are you referring to?

Kate: parker.

[Peter is online.]

Peter: wuts up?

Kate: i heard u & mj...

Peter: me & mj?

Kate: yeah.

Peter: yup

Kate: so it's true?

Peter: yup

Kate: omg, awesome.

Peter: yeah

[Tony is online.]

Tony: whats awesome?

Peter: nvm

Tony: me.

[Clint is online.]

Clint: u r grounded child

Kate: am i?

Clint: yes

Kate: but am i rlly though?

Clint: yes

Tony: ignoring my joke?

Clint: yes

Tony: dorks

[Tony is offline.]

Kate: i honestly dont think i am.

Clint: u r

[Tony is online.]

Tony: wait peter wut happened???

Kate: wow, wut a jerk. forgetting it since he didnt get recognition. for what? a joke.

Tony: stay outta this missy

Kate: did u just call me missy?

Clint: don't call her missy

Tony: make me

Clint: she will

Kate: he's right, i will.

Tony: isnt katie grounded?

Clint: hey! yeah!

Kate: [CENSORED]

[Clint is offline.]

[Kate is offline.]

Tony: petey

[Peter is offline.]

Tony: come back! tell me everything!

[Tony is offline.]

Steve: Okay then...

[Steve is offline.]

THOR: GOOD EVENING, MORTALS.