Nat:

Nat: Isn't she adorable?

Clint: wut?

Clint: OW

Nat:

Nat: Isn't she adorable?

Clint: yes

Steve: You've learned.

Clint: she threw a book at my head

[Kate is online.]

Kate: don't do that

Nat: Do what?

Kate: its embarrassing

Nat: Use correct English, please.

Kate: clint make her stop

Clint: my eye hurts

Nat: Please, Kate.

Kate: it's embarrassing

Nat: Close enough.

Kate: will you stop now?

Nat: No.

Nat:

Nat: You're adorable.

Kate: omg no

Clint: i think i've got a black eye

Nat:

Kate: STOP

Tony: is her hair black or brown?

Steve: Loki said it's black.

Nat: She likes to dye it. ❤❤❤

Tony: dye black hair? that must be hard

Kate: it is NOW STOP

Clint: do we have any meat?

Nat: I'm making chicken, Clint.

Nat:

Kate: pls stop

Nat: You're adorable!

Kate: and you saying that is [CENSORED] embarrassing

Clint: wut about frozen veggies?

Kate: she's putting canned peas in the rice

Nat: Watch your mouth, Kate.

Kate: oh no i cursed! i'll be excommunicated!

Nat: From everything but your room for a week.

Kate: what about school?

Nat: SHIELD wouldn't mind sending a teacher out.

Kate: 😶

Nat: That's what I thought.

Clint: seriously guys i think its starting to swell

Nat: There's ice cream in the freezer.

Clint: ooh

Kate: can i have some?

Nat: It's for his eye ONLY. No ice cream until after dinner.

Clint: yyyy?

Nat: Your kids don't get here until later. It's a treat for them.

Clint: oh yeah its friday

Kate: kids?

Kate: are they little?

Clint: nates adorable youll love him

Kate: what?

Nat: Don't worry, Lila will love you.

Steve: Did you guys just forget about Cooper?

Kate: 3 kids?!?!

Nat: Well, we wanted to encourage her to talk to them but thanks.

Kate: UGH

Tony: how didnt u know? loki said uve been around 4 months

Kate: I HAVE BEEN LIED TO.

Nat: Nobody lied. It's just that custody was getting worked out.

Kate: CLINT I AM DISOWNING YOU

Clint: wut about nat?!?!

Kate: SHE DIDN'T SLING SPERM AROUND THREE TIMES

Tony: im dying

[Steve is offline.]

Clint: I WAS MARRIED

Kate: I HATE MY LIFE

Kate: MOM

Tony: mom?

Kate: [CENSORED]

[Kate is offline.]

Nat: Look what you did!

[Nat is offline.]

Tony: mom?

Clint: how cum she's mom & i'm not dad!?!?!

Clint: *come

Tony: nice save

Clint: GUYS COME EXPLAIN THIS TO ME I WANT TO BE CALLED DAD

Clint: ILL SETTLE FOR MOM

[Clint is offline.]

Tony: ok then

[Tony is offline.]