Clint: laura wants a divorce

Tony: y???

Clint: ask nat

THOR: WHAT IS A DIVORCE?

Steve: Awful.

Clint: this is [CENSORED] stupid

Clint: i didnt do anything

Clint: nat didnt even tell me

Tony: thn hw dud lara fnd opt?

Clint: idk

THOR: WHAT DOES IDK MEAN?

Bruce: Aren't they close?

Tony: nt tht cls if tok hr ths lng 2 fih it oit

Clint: [CENSORED] nat

Tony: i woodnt b syin tht if wre u

Clint: [CENSORED] u

Clint: [CENSORED] u all

Clint: [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]

Steve: You alright?

Clint: [CENSORED] u

[Clint is offline.]

Bruce: He's definitely not alright. He's getting divorced.

Tony: mie divtce ws gr8

Bruce: You were married for two days because you got drunk in Morocco.

Tony: algerya thbk u vry mch

Steve: Are you drunk?

Tony: np

Bruce: I'm calling Pepper.

Tony: NOOPPKPOOOKNOOOP

Tony: (€*bmvkbmmgpukFKVPNO

Bruce: Too late.

Tony: YYYYYURBY??.?

THOR: LADY PEPPER HAS ARRIVED IN THE DINING HALL!

THOR: SHE WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO SIR STARK!

THOR: LADY PEPPER IS QUITE FAST!

[Tony is offline.]

Steve: Is Clint in his room?

Bruce: Yeah. I think he's crying.

Steve: I think so too.

Natasha: So go comfort him instead of gossiping about it.

Steve: Says the person who caused this.

Bruce: Steve.

[Natasha is offline.]

Steve: What?

Bruce: Don't do that.

Steve: Do what?

Bruce: Don't try to guilt Nat.

Steve: She caused this.

Bruce: And she clearly feels bad about it.

Steve: She was trying to deny it and then she just took off to avoid it. Where even is she?

Bruce: It doesn't matter where she is.

Steve: She should be here comforting him. She's his best friend.

Bruce: He spent two hours screaming at her yesterday. She has a right to get away from that.

Steve: She has to face the consequences of her actions.

Bruce: What do you think being called awful for two hours was about? Think she sat through it for fun?

Steve: She ran away.

Bruce: She has a right to run away. Give her a break.

Steve: Clint isn't getting a break and it isn't even his fault.

Bruce: It's not her fault either.

Steve: It is.

Bruce: She can't control how she feels.

Steve: No but she can voice her emotions.

Bruce: SHE WAS RAISED IN THE RED ROOM. SHE IS AFRAID OF EMOTIONS.

Steve: That's objective.

Bruce: THIS ISN'T A [CENSORED] DEBATE! THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL PROBLEMS AND YOU'RE TRYING TO DEBATE IT, [CENSORED]!

[Bruce is offline.]

Steve: Fine. I'll comfort him myself.

[Steve is offline.]

THOR: GOODBYE, MORTALS.

[THOR is offline.]