Loki: I have discovered something quite interesting.

Tony: get lost loki

Loki: It concerns your mortal friends.

Clint: get lost

Loki: You are one of the two with whom it concerns.

Tony: is the other 1 nat?

Steve: Tony...

Loki: Indeed!

Tony: im listening

Steve: Tony!

Tony: wut?

Loki: It concerns their ongoing relationship.

Tony: oh we know theyre [CENSORED]

Loki: It seems they have grown an emotional attachment to one another.

Tony: i'm listening again

Steve: Tony, knock it off.

Loki: I believe I know of the reason this relationship has developed.

Clint: NAT!

[Clint is offline.]

[Nat is online.]

Nat: Yeah?

Nat: ???

Loki: Lady Romanoff and Sir Barton have a child.

Nat: A what?

Loki: Her name is Kate.

Nat: You're nuts.

[Nat is offline.]

Loki: Witness how she flees from the accusation!

Tony: dude i dont believe a word ur saying

Loki: She has black hair.

Tony: u r nuts

Loki: She is older than any of the other three children Sir Barton possesses.

Tony: lame im out

Loki: She is adopted.

Tony: since when?

Loki: A few months.

Tony: ur lying

Loki:

Tony: youve gotta pic? thats creepy

Loki: She is their daughter!

Tony: so wut?

Loki: You cared a few moments ago!

Tony: cuz i thought u meant like some secret love child

Steve: Adoption is good.

Loki: You are all useless mortals!

[Loki is offline.]

Tony: geez wut got him all riled up?

[Tony is offline.]

[Steve is offline.]