Bruce: Can someone please contain the hobgoblin.

Tony: i think its a regular goblin

Bruce: It's definitely a hobgoblin.

Tony: no

Bruce: What are you, five?

Sam: JUST CONTAIN IT!

Tony: ???

Sam: CONTAIN THE [CENSORED] MONSTER

Tony: yeah but when did u get here???

Bruce: Steve invited him over.

Tony: StEvE

Tony: Y r U iNvItInG rAnDoM pEoPlE tO mY hOuSe?¿?

Steve: Can we talk about this after we contain the monster?

Tony: NO

Sam: HELP ME!

[Clint is online.]

Clint: hey

Clint: OH [CENSORED ]OMG OMG OMG WUTS THAT???

Tony: ThOr It AtE uR pOp TaRtS

THOR: HOW DARE IT?!?!

...

THOR: OW.

[THOR is offline.]

[Nat is online.]

Nat: I leave you boys alone for one day...

Tony: *MONTHS

Tony: wOw

Tony: she dealt w that fast

Nat: I'm right here, [CENSORED].

Steve: Thanks, Nat.

Clint: thank u so much

Tony: bug off loverboy

Tony: so steve...

Tony: about this sam...

[Steve is offline.]

Tony: SAM

Sam: uh...

[Sam is offline.]

Tony: UGH

Tony: IM TELLING BUCKY

[Tony is offline.]

Bruce: So... how are you two doing?

Nat: Good.

Clint: yeah

Bruce: Good.

...

Nat: I'm sorry, Bruce.

Bruce: It's alright.

Nat: It isn't.

Clint: uh... i feel third wheelie

Nat: I'm sorry.

...

Nat: Both of you.

Bruce: It's alright.

Clint: its ok

Nat: ...

Bruce: What actually happened?

Nat: Actually?

Bruce: Enough lies.

Clint: yeah honestly im kinda confused

Nat: You're always confused.

Clint: true

Nat: Let's meet up.

Bruce: Meet up?

Nat: I don't want to text it.

Nat: I'm upstairs. Are you in the lab?

Bruce: Yes.

Nat: We're coming.

[Nat is offline.]

Clint: brt

[Clint is offline.]

Bruce: Great.

[Bruce is offline.]

[Kate is online.]

Kate: mom?

Kate: ?

Kate: 😶 oh...

Kate: interesting.

[Kate is offline.]