[Tony is online.]

Tony: y has nat been going on & offline

Bruce: Nat was here?

Steve: When?

Tony: yesterday n she wasnt @ the tower she was just online

Bruce: What'd she say?

Tony: idk clint cleared the chat a bazillion times

Steve: It was probably personal then.

Tony: I WANNA KNOW!

Bruce: Don't.

[Nat is online.]

Tony: wut did u say yesterday?!?!

...

Nat: Who?

Tony: U!!!

Nat: I was just saying hello.

Tony: LIAR!!! CLINT CLEARED THE CHAT!!!

Nat: Alright, alright. Calm down, Iago.

Tony: wut does that mean?

Nat: You've never read Shakespeare?

Bruce: Really?

Tony: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!

Nat: Alright, Iago.

Tony: stop it.

Nat: I said alright.

Steve: Leave her alone.

Tony: who says she wants 2 b left alone?

Nat: I want to be left alone.

Tony: [CENSORED] u

Nat: Excuse me?

Tony: if u want 2 b left alone stop hanging out w clint

Bruce: Tony.

Tony: Bruce.

Steve: TONY.

Tony: STEVEN.

Tony: NATASHA.

Tony: natasha

Tony: natasha

Tony: natasha

Tony: natasha

...

Nat: bye

[Nat is offline.]