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"Hawkeye episode 5 clip reaction coming up!"

"So we're watching you two right?" asked Wanda as she pointed at Kate and Yelena.

"Yep."

"Okay, got it," said Daisy.

"Let's start this clip!"

The scene starts with Kate entering her apartment, and she turns on the lights as she looks at what's left of her apartment.

"What happened to your apartment? It caught a fire or something?" asked Jemma.

"Yeah, it did," said Kate.

Yelena: Kate Bishop.

Kate picked up a bottle of hot sauce and threw it at Yelena, who caught it.

"Really Kate? Hot sauce?" asked Clint in a bored tone.

"What? That's what I saw near me so I threw it," replied Kate with a shrug.

After that, the yelling starts. (A/N: I didn't sign up for all this yelling...)

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"HOW DID YOU GET IN?"

"WHAT JUST HAPPEND?"

"HOLY SHI-" (This is said by Scott)

"LANGUAGE!"

"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUC-" (This is said by Sam.)

"LANGUAGE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY LANGUAGE!"

"CHILL FOR A LITTLE CAP!" (This is said by Clint.)

"THIS ISN'T LANGUAGE, THIS IS ENGLISH DUMBASS." (guess who said it :D)

"GUYS CHILL!" (This is said by Maria.)

"Don't bother to do that , that's kind of how they roll," said Rhodey, who have listened and watched the avengers bickering for and infinite amount of times.

"Did I really pick kids to save the world..." muttered Fury silently under his breath, making sure that no one heard him.

Natasha and Bucky, knowing fully well how Yelena got in, simply gave a knowing look to each other and Yelena, who smirked, and sat back while the others continue to yell 'oh my god' and 'what the hell'.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE LET'S ALL JUST SHUT UP AND CONTINUE THIS VIDEO SHALL WE?"

The yelling FINALLY stopped, and the video resumed.

Yelena: Hiiiiiii! (holding out a pot of mac and cheese) I made macaroni if you want some.

"What?"

Kate: I'm sorry, what?

Yelena: Well I was starving and you took forever, so I wanted to make food.

"What?"

"How can you break into someone's house and just make food while waiting for the person to come back?" asked Hope.

"Cuz I can," replied Yelena with a big smirk plastered on her face.

Kate: What do you want?

Yelena: Relax Kate Bishop, I just want to talk, okay? Are you really not hungry? That fight was so long. It's really tasty, really tasty.

"Seriously Yel? You really just-" said Natasha, not even attempting to continue her sentence, and just sat back on her chair and gave a look to her baby sister.

"What? I felt hungry and I want to make food," said Yelena, giving a 'I am innocent look' at Natasha, "I don't want to call delivery, by the time the food arrived, it would be cold already."

Kate: I know what boxed mac and cheese tastes like, I know it's... it's delicious.

Yelena, poking around the kitchen: Forks, forks. No.

It shows Kate with a confused face.

Yelena: You have one fork?

Kate: I'm one person.

Yelena: That's so weird.

"That's kind of weird," commented Daisy.

"What? I'm only one person, so I only use one fork," muttered Kate.

"I have to buy you some more cutlery once we get out of here," said Yelena.

"Yeah, about that... You won't be leaving anytime soon. I've still got a lot of stuff to show you guys."

The screen shows Yelena walking towards the table.

Yelena: Kate, this is not cutlery, this is not cutlery.

Kate: I am not gonna have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and then broke into my house!

"WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD ON A SECOND! YOU TRIED TO KILL HER?"

"Just watch what I said."

Yelena, acting surprised: I did not try to kill you! A, I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle, and B, I did not break anything! I'm way too talented than that! And C, stop being so defensive, okay? You're so hostile. I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise. I don't have any weapons on me. (pauses for a bit) Okay, I take that back, I don't have any weapons currently on my hands. (she looks down to her hands) That's a lie also.

"Я мог видеть эти укусы вдовы на твоих руках, ты, маленький лжец," said Natasha, smirking.
(translation: I could see those widow bites on your hands you little liar.)

"Какой? Я не собирался ее убивать или сделать что-то вредное для нее" said Yelena, who scoffed a little and gave her sister a look and turned her head away, pretending to be a bit angry, while everyone chuckled at her antics and laughed at this sister duo interaction.
(translation: What? It's not like I was going to kill her or do something harmful to her.)

"What just happened?" asked Peter, who is very confused.

"Well first, Yelena said that she didn't try to kill Kate, she just put her on a wire to remove an obstacle," said Bobbi.

"And she said that she didn't break anything because she was way too talented than that," said Hope.

"And she told Kate not to be too defensive because she is so hostile," continued Maria.

"She promised that she won't hurt Kate and she don't have any weapons on her," said Carol.

"And she took that back, and said that she don't have any weapons currently on her hands, and that is also a lie," finished Wanda.

"Thank you for explaining this to me," said Peter while all the women have thoughts on adopting this young, innocent and cute kid.

It shows Kate with a very confused and scared look on her face.

Yelena: Come on, take a fork, eat, eat, please, my daddy says it's good for you. (sighs) You're probably thinking, "What this is crazy?" I'm going to have dinner with the enemy? And she made some very good smelling macaroni... But in all honesty, if I want to kill you-

Kate: You would have already.

Yelena: Right when you opened that door.

Kate: I probably wouldn't have time to close it

Yelena: No. (chuckles)

Kate: I'd have been dead. Okay.

Yelena: No.

Kate: Yeah.

Yelena gestures over to the table and invites Kate to sit down.

"This conversation is awkward," said Shuri, chewing on caramel popcorn.

"It is," agreed Peter, grabbing some of Shuri's popcorn and chewing it.

"You can really kill her when she opened the door?" asked Jemma.

"I can, just for the fact that I want to have a chat with her first, and besides, she is innocent and a pleasure to talk to. It's kind of hard to find a person who can chat with you when you are an assassin from the Red Room, you don't really have the privilege of making friends in that place," said Yelena, while Natasha gave her a small side hug as a sign of comfort, and that she is here with her now.

Jemma is now shocked.

It showed Yelena eating the Mac and Cheese while Kate just sat there and didn't touch her food.

Yelena: Are you done?

Kate: Yeah.

Yelena: I go?

Kate: Sure, can.

Yelena: I could put hot sauce on it?

Kate: Hmm.

"What?" asked Scott, who isn't keeping track of it.

"She said she is going to put hot sauce on the mac and cheese," said Hope.

"Why are you going to put hot sauce on mac and cheese?" asked Sam.

"Yeah why?" asked Bucky.

"Because I like hot sauce and I want to do it," said Yelena with a proud smirk.

"And also, why not?" said Daisy, defending her.

Yelena: Ah, I love hot sauce. (squirts the entire bottle of hot sauce inside the pot of mac and cheese) Yes.

Kate: So what do you want?

Yelena: Well, it's my first time in New York. Mmm-hmm. It's a business trip, so time is limited. But I want to see some things. I want to see, uh, the Empire State Building, the new and improved Statue of Liberty and the Rockefeller Center.

"What is improved on the Statue of Liberty?" asked Steve.

"You don't want to know. Oh, and fyi, that is, uh, destroyed later."

"What?!"

Kate, chuckling: Very funny.

"Yeah, very."

Yelena: What, it's not good?

Kate: Oh. No, they're- they're all great, yeah you... I mean, you've gotta see the tree.

"The tree is awesome."

Yelena, gasping: Mmm. Exactly. See? I love American Christmases. The tree, the presents, the super-powered reindeer, Rudolph.

Kate: Mmm-hmm, Rudolph. Heh.

Yelena: He is so weird. (chuckles) Have you eaten reindeer?

Kate: Cannot say I've had the pleasure, no.

Yelena: It's... (laughs) No, it's not a pleasure. (chuckles) No, it's, um, it's really tough. It's chewy. Mm, you have to braise it for a really long time.

The screen shows Kate with a frightened face.

"Damn," muttered Rhodey.

"Did you really eat reindeer?" asked Kate, still having a frightened face, like her on-screen self.

"Yes I did, why would I lie to you anyways?" said Yelena in a casual tone, making every person shift a little in their seats. (obviously except Natasha and Bucky)

Yelena: But, hey, Kate Bishop, you grew up here, right? You must have some recommendations for me.

"Yeah gimme so recommendations, it's not like that I've got a real Christmas," said Yelrna casually, as Natasha pulled her closer to her.

"When we change all of this back at our universe, we're going to have a real American Christmas," said Natasha, wrapping her arm around Yelena.

Tony's inner thoughts: I am so going to buy a Christmas tree and put it inside the compound no matter what day we got back, and have an American Christmas with Widow and her baby sister, with a whole lot of presents. And also a huge feast with cheeseburgers. A must in everything.

Kate: Yeah... Um... (chuckles) Yeah, I- I have. Let's see. The High Line. High Line is great. Um... There's a Christmas market in Union Square. Um... I'm not quite sure those are fit for the blood-thirsty vigilante type.

Yelena, laughing: Blood-thirsty vigilante. (chuckles) Sometimes you're funny, Kate Bishop.

"Why did you keep saying her full name?" asked Jemma.

"You'll see," replied Yelena.

Kate: Do you say my whole name to point out that you know it?

Yelena: Yes. I know a lot about you. Mother, Eleanor. Lives on Park and 41st. Father, Derek, deceased. Very sad. And you recently walked into traffic to save a dog, which I'll admit is pretty cool, and you got a few points from me on that. Um... University GPA 3.8. Senior, double major, and-

"You got your answer science girl," said Yelena.

"How do you know so much about her?" asked Steve.

"I have my ways," replied Yelena mysteriously, while Fury is thinking of recruiting her to SHEILD as a valuable asset, maybe even being an agent.

Kate: Right, okay. We get it. Thank you. Are you in New York to talk to Clint? Is that why you're here?

Yelena: No. No, no, no, I'm here to kill him.

It shows Kate with a scared and surprised expression on her face.

"WHAT? WHY ARE YOU GOING TO KILL CLINT!" half yelled Natasha, giving a small glare to Yelena.

"Someone told me that Clint was responsible for your death. I thought it was real," said Yelena looking down at her hands shamefully, "And I accepted that job to kill him. I needed a way out for my grief for your death. I grieved and accepted that pain in my own way. I'm very sorry for all the pain and trouble I cause for you Clint," said Yelena as she gave an apologetic look at Clint.

"Hey, it's okay, I miss Natasha here too. I'm just happy that we can see her here now," said Clint as he ruffled the girl's hair a little making the young lady giving a small hug which he happily accepted.

"BEFORE Y'ALL WATCH THE NEXT SCENE, I WANT TO MAKE ONE THING CLEAR: NO YELENA SLANDER HERE. IF ANY ONE OF YOU ARE DOING THIS, THAT'S IT. GET OUT."

"Dully noted," muttered Bucky.

Yelena: I have a question for you. What is it? Why do you risk your life for him, Clint Barton? How has everybody forgiven him for his past?

"Damn," muttered Darcy.

Kate: He saved the world.

Yelena: No. My sister saved the world. Natasha Romanoff, she saved the world. Stop pretending that you're not surprised. It does not look cool.

"Lmaooooo," said Shuri and Peter together in sync, as they gave a high five while some of the adults just stared at them like they are crazy, like what does 'lmao' even mean? (highlighting the one hundred year old virgin doesn't know)

"Really Yel? You really have to keep teasing her?" asked Natasha to Yelena, who gave a playful smirk in retrn.

"I am not surprised!" reprimanded Kate.

"Yes you are."

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"OKAY OKAY TIME OUT! YOU GUYS CAN CONTINUE THIS DEBATE OR YELLING LATER AFTERWARDS! OKAY?"

"Fine," said Kate as she gave a glare towards Yelena, who returned it.

Kate: You're really Natasha's sister?

Yelena: Yes.

Kate: Wow. I did not see that coming.

"Yeah, you didn't see that coming," said Pietro, smirking, while Wanda and Clint just sighed as they remembered Pietro's last words. (A/N: I forgot about him I'm sooooo sooooorrrrrryyyyyyy)

"Come on Pietro, really?" asked Wanda as she heaved a sigh.

"What? I am twelve minutes older than you after all," said Pietro with a smirk.

Kate: Thank god, I didn't kill you up there.

Yelena, laughing boisterously: You kill me? Again, oh Kate Bishop, you are so funny. That's hilarious. That one is the funniest.

"Yeah, you, kill me?" asked Yelena, laughing with her onscreen self.

Kate: Natasha and Clint were friends. Why are you after him?

Yelena: You are so fond of him. It tells me you don't really know who he is.

"Uh, what's going on Yel?" asked Natasha with a serious look on her face, while Yelena buried her head into Natasha's shoulder, ashamed of her sayings of Clint when she didn't even know him properly.

"Hey, um, Yelena, if you don't want to see this, I can open up a room for you, you can skip this scene if you want to, I'll bring you back after this scene is finished. You can still watch the scene from the room, and see their reactions. How'd that sound?"

"Okay, I'll take that room. See you in a minute," said Yelena and a beam of light wrapped around her, and Yelena is gone.

"Is this going to be heavy?" asked Sam.

"Uh, heavy might be an understatement for Clint, Kate, Yelena and Natasha."

Kate: He came out here to protect me.

Yelena: No. He came to protect his reputation. Do you know how many people he killed?

It showed Kate shaking her head.

Yelena: The trail of blood that follows him, it could wrap the entire world.

Kate: Okay. Wow. That was very Russian.

Yelena: Hmm.

"Yeah, very Russian," said Clint, agreeing with Kate.

Kate: He's still an avenger.

Yelena: What does that word even mean? Huh? That it holds so much power. You call him a hero no matter what he does?

Kate: It means that you've chosen to spend your life trying to help people, there are going to be things that you lose. When you face the kind of threats that he has, there's going to be collateral damage.

"IDK if this counts as a trigger warning cuz this topic is going to get heavy real quick."

"Uh, okay I guess," said Daisy.

Yelena: My sister is gone because of him.

It showed Kate shaking her head.

Kate: What? No. No, that's... No.

"What?" asked Tony.

"It's not true," said Scott.

"What happened?" asked Steve.

"Let's just say that terrible stuff happened, although that is clearly and understatement of things. Natasha sacrificed herself so that Clint can get the soul stone on Vormir. In order to get the stone, a trade must be made. A soul for a soul. The first person to be sacrificed is Gamora, when Thanos got the soul stone. The second time, when the rest of you that aren't blipped away, traveled back in time to get the stones before Thanos did. As I've said before, Natasha sacrificed herself so that Clint can get the soul stone, so... Yeah, that's about it."

Silence reigned. No one said anything. They were all too sad.

"You see now? That's why Yelena misunderstood that Clint killed Natasha. She just lost her sister. Oh, and she was blipped away too."

"She was?" asked Natasha with tears in her eyes.

"Yeah."

"I- I never knew," Natasha muttered, and tears welled up in her eyes but didn't fall, stilk trying to keep her facade, while Clint gave her a side hug.

Yelena: She's gone. Is she collateral damage?

Kate: No, look, there is no way that this is true.

Yelena: How long have you known Clint Barton?

It showed Kate with a shocked expression on her face, trying to come up with an answer.

Kate: About a week.

"Wait, that happened in a week?" asked Sam.

"Yeah. Oh just relax, that all happened a week before Christmas."

Yelena: It will not be difficult for me to complete this assignment.

Kate: Wait a minute, someone hired you to kill him?

Yelena looked down, and sat back from her chair.

"What? Someone paid Yelena to do that?" asked Scott.

"Yeah. Assassin for hire, stuff like that I guess. They usually have their own private contractors."

"How do you know so much?" asked Tony suspiciously.

"Cuz I can."

Kate: All I'll say is that if someone is out there that is telling you that Clint's a bad guy, then maybe you should ask yourself what kind of person hired you. He is not perfect. Nobody's perfect. But he is good.

It showed Yelena having a stoic expression on her face.

Yelena: However he convinced you about who he is or how many people think or call him as a hero, truth is it doesn't matter. We are defined by what we do. Not by nice words. Like it or not, there is no escaping this.

Silence reigned. No one knew what to say.

It showed Yelena swiveling around on her chair as she looked around Kate's apartment.

Yelena: So... Where is he?

Kate, shaking her head: I don't know.

"You're a very loyal person Kate, thanks," said Clint.

"You're welcome," said Kate, brushing it off.

Yelena, nodding : Okay. (sniffles, and leans forward on the table) Thank you for the girls' night, truly. (scoffs)

"That is a girls night?" asked Kate in disbelief.

Yelena stands up from the table, and walks near the window where she broke in. Kate looks at her.

Yelena: Oh. And, Kate Bishop, do not get in my way again.

It shows Kate staring at her, as she grabs her device, and leaps out of the window, leaving Kate in her apartment, very shocked and scoffed a little.

Clip ends.

"That was so cool," said Peter excitedly, "I want to learn that."

"Peter, you can already swing into your window after night patrols, I think that's cool too," said Wanda, giving Peter a small look.

"Wait what? YOU FOUGHT ALIENS?" asked Peter.

"Welcome to the club," said Natasha, not surprised at all.

"She fought robots, not aliens, but future Wanda did."

"Really?" asked Wanda, a bit surprised.

"I can show you guys a video a few chapters later if you want."

"Yes please, I really want to see it," said Peter.

"You guys fought aliens, which I'm not surprised, anyone want to join the 'I didn't fight aliens' club?" asked Darcy.

"Count me in," said MJ, Ned, Pietro, Scott, Hope and Peter.

"Uh put your hand down Peter, also put your hands down Scott and Hope."

"I haven't fought aliens," said Peter, confused.

"I haven't too," said Scott, confused as well, as well as Hope.

"The future you did."

"Wait. FUTURE ME FOUGHT ALIENS?" asked Peter, shocked.

"Yep. So did Scott and Hope."

"We did too?" asked Hope.

"Yeah."

"WE FOUGHT ALIENS HOPE! ALIENS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?" asked Scott, excited.

"Yes Scott. Ever since you stole the suit from my dad's house, 'normal' doesn't exist in my life anymore," said Hope.

"That's all for today, see you all next time!"

And cut!

Random incorrect quote #?

That is totally something Tony would do.

Sorry guys, I can't help myself-

Sorry for the inactivity, procrastination is being a bitch and I finally have the motivation to continue writing! I have another chapter coming this week. Am I spoiling you guys?

Birthday privileges for y'all!
(My birthday is on April Fools, which is this Friday lmao)

THIS IS NOT A PRANK MY BIRTHDAY IS REALLY ON APRIL FOOLS!

Go drink some water, eat some fruit, read a book, do whatever makes you happy!

Happy reading!

Yours,
Ruby 💎