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"What do you mean by we have to change this? No, I'm not changing this. Just no."

"Do you need some help Ruby," asked Carol.

"Nah, it's fine, just gimme a minute."

*cue muffled sounds of grunting and punching and also occasional "ows" and "sheesh you don't need to be that hard"*

"You sure you don't need some help kid," asked Hope, signs of worries in her eyes.

"I'm okay, that's just my friend being her usually annoying personality which is sh*t."

"Language kid!"
(I don't have to say who said that right?)

"Sheesh grandpa, just chill man."

"What I want to say to Capsicle for ages whenever he said language," said Tony.

"Now is the time for you guys to see more about yourselves in other people's perspectives!"

"This is weird," said Steve.

"No it's not, it's awesome," said Peter enthusiastically.

"Here's one."

"Kid, you have guts," said Tony with amusement on his face.

"You sent me to voicemail?!" said Fury with obvious anger.

"Uh..." said Peter uncertainly.

"Peter, you are the first person to do this to Fury," said Maria between giggles.

"I was just hoping to have a nice European trip with my schoolmates..." muttered Peter.

"Wanda, I am still shocked," said Clint as he shuddered, still remembering how Wanda pushed Vision underground back in the compu

"Sorry Vis," said Wanda.

"It's ok Wanda," replied Vision.

"Hold on a minute sis, why are you calling that robot or android whichever you prefer calling it a nickname huh? What's your deal sis?"
*protective brother mode on*

"Uh Pietro, after you died, Wanda and Vision had a sort of on and off relationship with each other, and they eventually became a pair."

"Wait what? Sis, you dated an android?"

"Um... Yes?"

Pietro ran over to Vision and said "If you dare to hurt my sister in any way, you're dead, if you make her sad, dead, if you make her cry, dead, if you cheat on her, I will personally kill you no matter what. Deal?"

Everyone just stared at this situation, and they all saw how this brother want to protect his sister from any kind of people. When they volunteered for Hydra's experiments, they only have one another and had no idea that Hydra is a bad organisation. They never knew, and are way too innocent and young to have so much burden on their shoulders.

"I will do everything I can to ensure Wanda's happiness," replied Vision calmly.

"You'll better do it, or else you're dead, ok?", said Pietro.

*Wanda having tears in her eyes as she saw how protective her brother is*

"Love this protective sibling mode, and since we are talking about siblings, here's another one on this topic."

"Aw, you two are so cute," said Quill.

*cue death glares from Gamora and Nebula*

Quill gulped and shrank back down on his chair and hid behind Mobius.

"Hey Bunny ears, you really do hate Goldilocks that much?" asked Tony.

"You're not the one who have been ignored and fought with him countless of times. Last time I remembered is that I tried to destroy the Bifrost but he duels me on it, almost killing me," said Loki, as everyone else trying to have a poker face on but failing miserably.
(except for Natasha, Yelena and Sylvie)

*silence*

"Uh... Moving on."

"You didn't really set the kitchen on fire did you?" asked Tony who is seriously thinking of making the walls fire proof in the kitchen back at the compound.

"She will never set fire to the kitchen, she will just cook and after she cooked, it will be burned to ashes," said Yelena in a monotone, which successfully earned her a look from her older sister.

"Battle of New York classic: Food is always the most important thing. Have a full stomach before killing some aliens."

"You guys seriously stopped for a drive through during the battle?!" yelled Tony.

"No, we didn't, besides, it's just a fanart. Don't take it that seriously," said Natasha.

"Although we still helped ourselves to some chocolate and chips in the quinjet, and it's quite nice," said Clint as he licked his lips as he remembered the taste of chips and chocolate.

*Please excuse me for the interruption as Tony chased Clint around the movie theater for an hour*

*1 hour later...*

"This is getting a bit out of control. Wanda, stop them."

"But I don't have my powers?" asked Wanda uncertainly.

"Try again."

Red wisps of magic flowed out of Wanda's hands as she floated upwards towards the center of the cinema.

"Clint, Tony, stop chasing each other around," said Wanda.

"Since when can you FLY?" asked Tony and Clint in shock and in unison.

"Uh... I don't know but just stop chasing each other around for god's sake!" said Wanda, obviously frustrated.

"NOOOOOO," said those two not mature adults.

"Use your powers Wanda."

Wanda threw her chaos magic at the two of them, and both Tony and Clint went flying across the cinema and hit the wall. As they flew down, Loki and Sylvie conjured up several cushions and both of them crashed onto the cushions.

Clint: Sheesh Wanda, do you really need to throw us that hard?

"Katniss has a point," said Tony as he massaged his back.

"Now are you two kindergarten kids ready to see other stuff?"

"As long as you don't ask Wanda to throw us again, I'm fine," said Clint.

"Same," said Tony.

"Now go back to your seats," said Wanda in an authoritative tone.

Clint and Tony both plopped back down on their seats, and gave a glare at each other.

"Wanda, since when can you have the ability to levitate yourself into the air?" asked Dr.Strange.

"I don't know," replied Wanda.

"You just threw some powerful magic at the two of them, and if me and Sylvie haven't conjured up cushions, they might have a few broken bones," said TVA Loki.

"Oh god. I didn't mean to do that I never knew that my magic can be so powerful," said Wanda with a shocked look on her face.

"Your powers are in the color of red, which resembles chaos. If I am thinking in the right way, you might be the..." said Strange, leaving his sentence not finished.

Wanda: The what?

Natasha: The what?

Sam: The what?

Hope: The what?

Scott: The what?

Steve: What is it?

"Why do you have to break this chain grandpa?" *sigh*

"What chain?"

"Can someone please explain what is a chain to our friend here who has been under the sea for 70 years and knows literally nothing about slangs and Instagram?"

"Even I know what a chain is," said Bucky.

"Even your bestie knows."

"Does bestie mean best friend?" asked the human popsicle.

"Finally grandpa! You got it right!"
*sarcastic clapping 👏*

"You're dumber than I think you are. And you are already dumb," said Natasha.

"Thank you for voicing that out!"

"How about we let Dr.Strange finish what he is saying first?" said Maria.

"As I was saying before I was interrupted, it maybe possible that you are the Scarlet Witch," said Dr.Strange solemnly.

"The what again?" asked Wanda.

"He has a point, your magic colour is red, the colour of chaos. The Scarlet Witch's powers are also red. And the power you used to throw the two of them, if Sylvie and I am going to do it, we can't levitate ourselves and throw hexes at the two of them at the same time. It will require much more power to do that," said TVA Loki.

"Oh god," said Wanda as she clapped a hand to her mouth.

"Aiiiii, how about we go to the next incorrect quote and give Wanda some time to process all this?"

"Sure," replied Carol.

Everyone cracked up at the fact that Steve didn't understand what Natasha is saying.

"Seriously Steve? Her blood type is B positive, there's nothing wrong with that," said Bucky.

"She just got stabbed, why can she tell me to be positive?" said Steve.

*cue facepalms from everyone*

"Man, her blood type is B plus, also known as B positive, she said it right!" exclaimed Sam.

"Nat, why can't you just say B plus?" asked Steve in confusion.

"Duh Rogers, that is actually the medical term for it, B plus is not the actual term, just that the nurses and doctors say that to the old people and the young kids who are three to four year olds. Those people can't understand it, that's why they say it as B plus. Watch some TV shows on doctors, like The Resident, Doctor Who, The Good Doctor, Grey's anatomy, etc," said Natasha, while Yelena gave her a look, cuz she doesn't understand how can her sister have that much free time to watch TV shows with her job as a SHIELD agent and also an avenger. Gee, Natasha must be really good at time management.

"I love these TV shows! I also like the arrowverse shows on CW, like Supergirl, The Flash, Arrow, Legends of Tomorrow, and many more," said Peter, excited.

"Oh my god, sameeeee," said Shuri excitedly.

"These are such good shows, too bad Arrow and Supergirl has already ended, those are really good," said Ned.

"I like the idea of Supergirl, shows us that not only men can be heroes, women can be heroes too," said MJ.

"Since when have you watched so many TV shows?"

"A problem Stark?" asked Natasha with a glare in her eyes.

"Uh no," said Tony, as he gulped in fear.

"Off topic again guys," said Scott.

"Are we still on the topic of Steve not knowing what B positive is?" asked Bucky.

"The way to get a free iPhone: Win a race with a policeman and the iPhone owner."

"Hey Scott, have you done that before?" asked Sam.

"No, but I should do it," answers Scott.

"Black is your colour Natasha, and no one is taking it away."

"You seriously think that?", asked Clint.

"Well, I do wear black a lot, so I kinda think Black is my favorite color," answers Natasha.

"It sure is your colour sis", said Yelena.

"All the above are correct meanings."

"Why does take out mean dating?" asked Steve.

"Again old man?"

"Hey old man, that means a boy or girl, well usually a boy taking a girl out on a date," said Yelena in a monotone, "You don't know that?"

"Uh... Should I?"

"Oh my god..."

"Uh seriously Mr. Captain America, with all due respect, you are indeed a man out of time, and the representative of dumbness in defining words. Sheesh, everyone knows that, ans I'm more than happy to bet a twenty dollars that your friend with that metal arm right over there knows what that is as well," said Darcy as she took out twenty dollars, "If I win, you have to pay me twenty dollars, if I lose, which I think is kinda unlikely to happen-"

"Yeah, definitely unlikely to happen," said Kate, who took out twenty dollars as well, "I'll bet twenty dollars as well, so, now Mr human popsicle here has to pay us both twenty dollars if his friend, the metal armed jesus knows. Am I right?"

"Right. And although I'm not betting my money, I'll love to see this happen. And I bet that Kate and Yelena will win."

"You just said that you're not gonna bet any money, so why are you saying that you're gonna bet?" asked Steve in confusion.

"I just said that I am willing to guess that Kate and Yelena's right, and you're wrong. Do you understand now grandpa?”

“Uh kind of,” answered Steve skeptically

"I want to bet twenty dollars as well, is that ok?" asked Darcy.

"Um... Yeah sure, more than welcome," said Kate, "You're on our side or-"

"I'm with your side, I am pretty sure he knows," said Darcy as she took out a twenty dollars.

"Moment of reveal: Does Bucky Barnes knows what take out means?"

"Uh yeah, sure I know, except for food and taking out a target, it can also mean dating," said our whiner soldier, "Am I right?"

"Sure are."

"Cough up Steve, you owe my sister twenty dollars," said Natasha with a smirk.

"Yeah, you also owe Kate twenty dollars," said Clint.

"You owe Darcy twenty dollars as well," said Maria, who is smirking.

"Fine," said Steve with a sigh, and took out three separate twenty dollars, and handed them towards the three young ladies.

"Yes, money," said Yelena with a happy look on her face.

"Nice to win a bet!" said Darcy enthusiastically.

"Yeah, with twenty dollars," said Kate.

"How about one more incorrect quote and we wrap up today?"

"Sure," replied Hope.

"Yeah, what are you guys playing?"

"I have no idea," said Peter.

"Yeah lady, it's not like we play cards, uno and Pokémon all in the same time," said Tony in a casual manner.

"At some point, I'm willing to say that this might be true, considering how crazy your game nights can be."
(obviously mumbling that part)

"What did you say?" asked Clint.

"Nothing. That's all for today!"

Random incorrect quote #2:

Lizzie's face lmao.

That brings an end to this chapter!

I know this is poorly written, as there are a lot of stuff that are irrelevant and also a lot of my personal opinions. It just feels a bit better to spill it here. On a happier note, when do you all want me to bring in the AOS? I just started watching it not long ago, and I am halfway through season one, so I might only bring in May, Fitz, Simmons, Skye/Daisy, Coulson, Triplett and Ward (he's not Hydra in this fan fic), and I might bring in some other members when I finish the seasons.  I also want to bring in Yoyo, Mack, Deke and Hunter, but I have no idea of who they are, so I'm gonna bring them in later.

Go drink some water, read some fan fics, eat some fruit, do whatever makes you happy.

Cheers to you all, and happy new year!

Love you all,
Ruby 💎

PS: NEXT UPDATE IS GONNA BE SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME TRAILER REACT, SO WAIT FOR IT LOL