Tony-
To you-
'Hey sexy, I want you to come over and let me touch your body and then f*** you hard~'

You- 'Tony are you drunk?'

To Him-
'Baaaaaaaeeeeee, I'm dead.'

Tony- 'Your drunk. I'M JOINING YOU SEXY!'

Wanda-

To you-
Wanda- 'WHERES PIETRO?!

You- 'He's dead.....'

Wanda- 'NOOOOOO NOT MY BAE!!'

You- 'Wtf Wanda are you drunk?'

To her-
You- Babe, can I have you?

Wanda- What?

Clint-
To you-
Clint- Babe, can you take me home please?

You- Yep. Where are you?

Clint- ( Insert place.)

To him-
You- Birdy where are you?

Clint- Sweetheart are you Okay?

You- I'm finne.

Steve-

To You-
He can't get drunk

To him-
'Steeeeeeeevvvvveeee, Barry the Bear kissed me.....'

Steve- 'Your drunk aren't you?'

You- 'What's drunk?'

Bruce-

To You-
Bruce-HULK WANT TO GO HOME!

You- Okay....Bruce calm down. I will pick you up.

Yours-
You- Can we have fun~

Bruce- Truth or Dare?

You- *facepalms*

Peter- YOUR TOO YOUNG

Thor-

To him-

You- IN THE LAND OF ASGARD I'M ABOUT TO BE KING

Thor- YOU CANNOT BECOME KING BUT YOU CAN BECOME MY QUEEN

To You-
Thor- LADY (Y/N) WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ASGARD WITH ME AND PARTY WITH LOKI?!

You- Your drunk.

Natasha-
To her-
You- Nat, I want to touch your butt.....

Natasha- I'm picking you now.

To You-
Natasha- Umm Babe can you pick me up? I'm drunk right now.

You- Sure.

Bucky-
To him-
You- Bucks do you have buck teeth

Bucky- ........

To you-
Bucky- I'M A F****** METAL BADA**!

You- Whatever you say bucks whatever you say

Loki-
To him-
You- I AM (NAME) OF (Country or state)

Loki- Okay.

To you-
Loki- FEAR ME MORTAL ! I AM LOKI OF ASGARD!

You- Have fun dear.