Why do we have to stay on Earth?

It's so fucking annoying...

That guy, Tony Stark, walked into the room I'm staying in until after New Year, or whatever it's called, I don't care for these idiots culture

"Hey Trash Panda" he smiled

"Hi" I said, "What do you want?"

"I wanted to give you something" he lifted a box in the room

"The fuck is that?"

"Open and see"

I got up, un-rapped it and opened the box, inside was a weapon of some sort

"It's a flamethrower, ya know, for when you go back to space and fight those villains" Tony said

"I've been bugging Quill for one of these forever!" I looked up at him, "He wouldn't let me, saying 'if someone's getting a flamethrower, it's me' annoying asshole"

"Well, now you have one, don't use it in the tower or I'll take it back" he said walking out

"When we get out of here I'm setting everything thing on fire"