Because f u

I was running around being annoying when Tony appeared, I stopped

"Hello" I said

"Hey speedy" Tony replied, "Oh, yes, here, I got you this"

He handed me a box

I raised an eyebrow, "Thanks, what is it?"

"Open it"

I looked at him then opened it

Inside was an expensive looking phone

"Don't break this one, ok?" Tony smiled

"I'll try not to, and thank you" I smiled

He waved and walked away

I put it down in my bag and continued running laps

AC out

(He's alive cuz I love him, he's meh baby, and I must protecc him)