"Um Tony, the hell is Peter doing" Steve asked, Peter was currently climbing/walking on the ceiling

"Oh, he does that when he feels threatened, you ok bud?" Tony replied

"Nuuuuu, me nu ok"

"What's with the child voice?" Tony sighed

"Cuz, I do what I want when I want and how I want" Peter looked down

"You still have school kid" Tony said

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Did you just hiss at me?!" Tony gasp dramatically

"No Tony, he re-ed at you" Bucky came out of nowhere

"The hell!?" Tony threw his arms up

"And get the hell down!" Tony tried to grab him then Clint and Bruce walked in

"What's Peter doing?" Clint asked confused

"I du thus weehn meh scarred!!" Peter looked down

"Oh.... Ok, why ya scared?" Clint asked

"There's a spider in meh room!" Peter looked at Clint

"Your name is literally 'spider man' and you're scared of spiders?" Bruce asked

"Yes...." Peter pouted

"Awwww!!! So freaking cute!!!!" Clint smiled and Peter jumped down and hugged him

"I-I'm not cute!" Peter hugged him tigher

"I think I might die of cuteness!!" Clint laughed hugging Peter back.

"Ya still have school kid!" Tony sighed

"Shhhh!!" Steve, Bucky and Bruce shushed Tony

"Whatever" Tony walked away and slowly realised he has been replaced by his 'son' who isn't his son but is his son but isn't, meh same difference

Idk what I just wrote..... But it's cute