When ur running on 3 hours of sleep because ur body was like "sTaY aWaKe!!" And u were like "I dOn'T hAvE a ChOiCe Do I?" And my body was like "NaAaA bItCh, I'm AlSo GoInG tO hAvE yOu In PaIn BeCaUsE i LoVe To SeE yOu SuFfEr!" So didn't sleep until 5 am cuz ur not tired and ur laying there thinking what has ur life come to? I think that all the time, yea I may have sleeping problems ("ya think? Stupid bitch ಠ_ʖಠ)

Fuck my talking enjoy!!

"Why does Bucky seek out at 1 in the morning?" Tony asked Steve, "And why doesn't he get back until 7?"

"Why are you asking me?" Steve looked up from his newspaper

"Cuz you two are bff's" Tony sighed making himself his 8th cup of coffee

"How can you drink so much coffee?"

"It's a gift"

•^•

Bucky was currently walking, yes, walking out the front fucking door, why didn't he go through a window? Idk meh

He was going to meet up with his boyfriend, Peter (I'm on autopilot rn oops 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ) the two were a thing for about 2 years (Peter's 20 in this cuz I don't know what the fuck I'm writing)

They met while Peter was on patrol

•^•

Peter was swinging through the city, it was a cold night in winter, there was no crime so he stopped to admire the view, until someone came flying and hit the roof with a 'oof'

"Oh my fucking god!?" Peter ran up to the guys who literally just flew into the fuckin building

"Ow"

"Ow? That's all you have to say?!?" Peter took his mask off, he saw it was the Wintersoldier aka Bucky Barnes

"Well, I've been through worse Spider boy" the older man chuckled, then whimpered in pain

"It's Spiderman" Peter replied

"Ok, whatever you say Spider boy" Bucky smiled, "Damn your hot, why do you wear a mask?"

"S-stop, I wear a mask because I want to protect the people I love" Peter replied

"Like mee~"

"C'mon, I'll bring you back to my apartment, get ya fixed up" Peter sighed, picking him up, this guy is delusional, he did hit his head, so maybe that's why?

"Ok hot stuff" Bucky said before fainting, omg blackmail material!

"Hehehehe"

Peter carried Bucky into the sitting room and put him one the couch (May knows Peter is Spiderman)

"Pete? You're bac- oh my god?! What happened?" May ran up to Bucky

"I was just admiring the view when Bucky here came flying in, he was delusional and was flirting with me, well trying to flirt" Peter rolled his eyes at the memory

"We need to help him, get the Spidey first aid kit, it has stuff in there for superhumans" May said kneeling down

"Ok" Peter ran off to the kitchen

•^•

Yep, that's how they met each other, hilarious right? Yep yous right it was

•^• (I'm lazy and not tired)

Bucky and Peter were currently making out in the hall, the others went out on a mission, but surprise! They didn't!!

"Well then" Fury said

"Blackmail?" Clint asked

Bucky and Peter looked at the Avengers

"Shit" they said together

"Language, and who's your boyfriend?" Steve said with a small smile

"Peter, Peter Parker" Peter replied

"Well we'll let you have your fun, c'mon guys" Tony smirked and left, so did the others

"Well then, we'll have a lot of explaining to do later" Bucky sighed and looked at Peter

"We have each other" Peter smiled looking into Bucky's eyes

"I love you"

"I love you too''

Sup dudes >;3 I feel like shit, my least favorite holiday is coming up (Halloween, i-if you didn't know?) I don't like Halloween, but if others are having a good time, good for them then

K, bai I need food (jk, I don't eat cuz I'm never hungry cuz my body is stupid)

Words~ 700

Bai my gays~

You already know I don't edit this shit ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ meh hope you enjoyed anyways

I forget you could dm people, oops I'm fucking stupid (｡ŏ﹏ŏ) lol

K..... *Realises there's 53 parts* I need a life, shit