30 part special!! It's a happy one too! (And yes he's 17, fuck u lul, love y'all) when your tablet % magically goes down to 0% and its still on and working wtf

It was Peter's first birthday without May, he was quiet all day, he didn't correct the teachers. He didn't quote movies/musicals. He didn't stand up to Flash. He didn't talk Happy's ear off at the end of the day.

Now, he's just in his room, in the Avengers tower (he lives there with Team Iron lol)

Annoyingly, Steve and Bucky decided it would be a good idea to come to the tower. Peter moved from his room to the sitting room, everyone was busy, which he was grateful for.

"Who are you?" Peter flinched

"I-I um...... Hi?" Peter stuttered and went back to watching Tall Girl, which, in his opinion wasn't that good (I've never watched it, meh)

'This is annoying...' Peter thought, he just wanted peace and quite on his birthday

"I'll ask again, who are you?" Steve asked again....

"None of your business grandpa" Peter mumbled loud enough for them to hear

"You should give your elders respect young man" Steve crossed his arms

"And you shouldn't have left your husband to die to protect your friend, who also killed, Tony's parents. Also, who let you in" Peter deadpanned, he didn't want to deal with this shit

"I-"

"He's right Steve" Bucky said

"I'm always right, Jesus lookin dude"

"Pff"

"Oh, hey dad" Peter smiled

"Hey Pete" Tony sat down, "Soooo, I know its your birthday, and its your first b-day without May, so, here" Tony handed him a small box with spider mans logo all over it with iron man tape, with a ribbon with deadpools face on it.

"Thanks dad" Peter opened it, forgetting about Steve and Bucky, Peter took out a high tech....... plate? With a blue light in the center

"Put in on the table, then press that button" that's what he did.

His aunt was standing there with a smile

"Happy birthday Pete"

1 hour later ;3 (hahahahshahGHHahashahahahaha)

"Dad" Peter said

"Yes?"

"Your ex and Jesus is here"

" ;-; "

"Hi"

"Hi"

"Hi"

"Shuto upo"

"K"

Pff oof lol this one short and confusing (I have one of two then)

Btw the two yeeted grandpa and Jeebus outta there lol

Hey!!! At least its a happy one right? :D

Words~ 409

K bai my gays~

(Unedited cuz I'm lazy!!!!!!)