I forget how to take a screenshot, BUT I figured it out in the end my dudes >;3

AU where Pepper isn't famous for working with Tony, she's a normal person!

Today has been weird for the young Parker, first the new kid sounds a lot like Deadpool, or maybe that's just him, he asked Ned but he just said and I quote; "You're just hearing things"

Anyways, his Aunt May texted him and said, I quote again "I'll be gone for a few extra hours, a new nurse needs help with getting the ropes, also I know her so that's nice!" So yea Peter is confused for the most part

When he got home he heard giggling and laughing, thanks to his super hearing

'whaaat? May said she'd be out for a few extra hours, but that sounds like her....?'

So when he walked in he looked like a lost puppy

"May?" Peter asked, she looked at him with a warm smile

"Hey Pete, meet Pepper" May said side hugging this, Pepper woman

"Hi, you must be Peter, I'm Pepper Potts, nice to meet you" she smiled and held her hand out, Peter hesitantly shook it

"Hi?" Peter was having a weird ass day.....

"No need to be shy Pete, I've know Pep since kindergarten" May said standing up and hugging her nephew

"It's just, you've never mentioned her" Peter said looking at his aunt

"Really? I could have sworn I did?" May looked confused walking to the kitchen, "I'm going to start dinner, Pep wanna stay?" May asked from the kitchen

"Yea I'll stay" Pepper went to the kitchen, "I'll help, cuz if I remember correctly, you're a terrible cook" Pepper smiled

"A-am not!" May blushed

"I'll be in my room, doing...... homework" Peter pointed to the stairs and walked up them

"Ok!"

Dinner was.... weird, for Peter at least, the two women looked like a married couple!

Let's hope tomorrow isn't as weird....

Next day, after school

Peter was walking home from the train station

When Peter head up to the door, he heard..... moaning? He slowly opened the door to see May on ToP oF tHe WoMaN fRoM yEsTeRdAy!¡

"What the-" Peter stopped himself

"Ya know what?¿ Have fun" Peter walked out, and heard the two laughing and a "Oh my God, poor boy"

He climbed up on a roof of a building revaluating his life

"Hey" he turned around and saw DP

"Hi?" Peter raised an eyebrow

"What you doing up here?" DP sat next to him

"Revaluating my life"

"Pff why?" He asked

"Cuz bye!" He ran down the stairs and to his and his aunts apartment again, he slowly walked in to see Pepper and May cuddling

"Is it safe?" Peter asked looking around

"Yea sorry about that" May frowned

"It's ok May" Peter smiled, "You do what makes you happy" Peter hugged the two women from behind

"Thank you, it means a lot" May smiled

"So, do I get to call your girlfriend Aunt Pep?" Peter smirked, and the two blushed

"Y-yea i-if you w-want" Pepper stuttered looking to the corner

"Ok! I'll be in my room Aunt May, Aunt Pep!" Peter ran to his room

"That went well" May looked to Pepper

"It did, I'm glad he likes me" Pepper smiled

"Yea, he's that type of person" May cuddled up to Pepper and Pepper put an arm around her.

Yas my dudes, it is that best >;3
I love it lol

Also if you haven't noticed, the title is in the story, in bold! So ya

Words~ 605

Bai my gays~

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