Yeet, enjoy, and if ur not Irish..... Enjoy!!!!

Author-chan: hey Peter!

Peter: oh! Hey!

Author-chan: I'm here you teach you Irish slang and more! :D

Peter: cool! You also teaching me some words?

Author-chan: hmmm.... ok let's start simple

Dia duit means hello

Peter: deaguge?

Author-chan: no, de-a guit

Peter: ok... *Confused American*

Author-chan: let's just do slang *sigh*

Peter: please

Author-chan: okie, first word, I'll put it in a sentence

Peter: ok

Author-chan: I'm having the craic

Peter: crack?!?! Tha fuck?!?

Author-chan: NO NO! it means I'm having fun! Irish people say 'Im having the craic' when we're having fun!

Peter: ooohhh!!! Ok, I get it

Author-chan: *sweating* good good, next one.....

She shifted him

Peter: *stare*

Author-chan: shift means make out

Peter: ohh ok! So you say shift, ok, I understand

AC: yes, thank God you understand *sweating*
(Author-chan)

Peter: I'm getting this! Yas!

AC: yes you are, next one *cough*

Do you know your man down the road?

Peter: umm?

AC: your man, we say that when we can't remember their name

Peter: oh, I understand *still a confused American*

AC: ok, since you're understanding the slang, why don't I tell you a bit about Ireland?

Peter: *le gasp* pleeaaassseee!!

AC: *smile* ok, so, when we say St. Paddy's day, we do it because the Irish spelling is Pádraig

Peter: ooooohhhhhhh, I'm learning so much!!

AC: I'm an amazing teacher *proud bitch*

AC: next! Most Irish don't like to be associated with the English because of what happened in Ulster, when the English and Scottish drove out the powerful Irish men and their families out, the Irish culture and language slowly became none existent, that why nearly every Irish person can't speak Irish well, including me

Peter: *stare* never knew you knew so much

AC: boi, I'm supposed to know this shit, I'm fucking Irish

Peter: true, can we talk about school?

AC: sure, why not

Soo, first there's play school, self explanatory, then we have primary school, we start when we're five, when you first start you're called a 'junior infant' then 'senior infant' then first, second, third forth, fifth then sixth, you finish when you're 12-13 and then start first year, then finish Secondary School at 18

Peter: okie dokie! I think I understand!

AC: good good, oh meh god! You need to know what my favorite food is!!

Peter: oooooh what?

AC: I love curry cheese chips!! *Happy noises*

Peter: I've heard of them, never tried it

AC: yOu'Ve BeEn LiViNg In ThE dArK fOr ToO lOnG¡!

Peter: sheeeet, you need help

AC: thanks

Peter: no problem

AC: when I write these stories I have the urge to write 'no bother' because I say that a lot + when I'm typing to my irl friends I write nb instead of np

Peter: wow, learn new things about AC 101

AC: yea yea whatever

Peter: could we do a part 2? I really want to try curry cheese chips

AC: ok, but Ireland created it (I looked it up) so we'd have to go to Ireland cuz if it ain't Irish curry then I don't want it

Peter: YAAAAY! I GET TO TRY SOMETHING NEW!!

AC: I can also introduce you to some Irish sweets! Like cadbury! Best chocolate! Flakes! Elites! So many options!! I personally love flake

Peter: sounds yummy!!

Y'all can start calling me AC because why not? I really want those foods now..... God damnit!

Guess I'll do part 2???

Like a 'introducing Irish sweets to Avengers'?

That'd be interesting..... If it was real 😂

If you've never had curry cheese chips, TRY IT!!!! It's god like! Amazing!!!!! YAAASSSS!!

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Bai my gays~

AC out!

No? No

Never gonna be edited

Want me to put a meme at the start of each chapter from now on? Cuz I want to 😂

•^• Jonathan had a break today <3