This is long and it has a warning: this chapter will include, panic attacks and a mental disorder called schizophrenia, its explained later in chapter, other then that, enjoy

Peter Parker has work for SHIELD for 2 years, after they figured out what he could do. Fury was very surprised when 1 second he was standing and the next he was tied to a chair and Peter smiling at him.

He knew the kid could take care of himself, even if he was only 16, that's why he asked Peter to help the Avengers with 'team bonding' since they clearly can't do it themselves.

Nick Fury held a meeting with all the Avengers and Parker was standing next to him the entire time.

"Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Agent Parker" Fury looked around at the confused faces

"He looks young" Clint raised his hand a bit, the others nodded in agreement, he did look young, to young

"Parker?" Fury asked, looking for permission to tell them his age

"Sure, I don't want secrets between us since ya know" Peter's smiled could light up any dark room, the Avengers hearts melted at his smile

"Ok, this is Agent Parker, or Peter Parker, he's 16, he's been working for me for 2 years, he's one of the most trusted, well mannered, kindhearted kid I've met in years, he's also a genius and a skilled fighter" Fury placed his hand, protectively, on Peter's shoulder

"Fury its dangerous to have a 16 year old doing whatever you make him do" Steve said, getting a few nods of agreement, "Even if he is skilled"

"Oh, no need to worry, Rogers I can take care of myself very well" Peter smiled over to Steve

"A genius eh? Let's see about that" Tony said standing up

"что ты собираешься делать?" Peter smiled, "пожилой человек" Natasha and Bucky started laughing their heads off, Tony was hella confused (what are you going to do? Old man)

"Нат мне нравится этот ребенок!" Bucky said through his laughing fit (Nat I like this kid!)

"спасибо, Баки" Peter looked over to Bucky (thank you, Bucky)

"What is happening?" Tony asked

"Estoy hablando con Bucky y Nat en ruso" Peter said, starting to speak Spanish (I'm talking to Bucky and Nat in Russian)

"Gracias niño" Tony sat down less confused but still hella confused (thank you kiddo)

"No problem, пожилой человек" Peter smiled

"You done?" Fury sighed

"Sí, I means yes" Peter said with a smile

"Ok good, so, I called this meeting because the last few missions you've all been on, its seems you can't work as a team, I brought Peter here to help with team bonding" Fury informed them

"I don't need a kid to help me!" Tony sat up

"seguro que no~" Peter said sarcasm dripping from his sentence (sure ya don't~)

"I don't care, gym NOW!" Fury shouted the last word making Peter flinch only noticed by Natasha

All the Avengers grumbled and started walking to the gym, Peter said he had to get something and he'll be right there, he knew Natasha followed him

"Are you just going to follow me silently oorr are ya going to walk beside me, Nat?" Peter suddenly stopped, the agents walking the halls didn't seem fazed, Natasha walked up to him confused

"Follow me, you can ask me anything" Peter started walking again, they stayed silent until they reached a room with 'Agent Parker' on the door, Peter opened the door letting Natasha in first then walked in closing the door

"Why'd you follow me in the first place?" Peter asked walking to the desk picking up one of his many clipboards and a pen, then he looked over each page

"I saw you flinch when Fury shouted, you ok?" She asked she didn't sound to worried

"Hmm? Oh yea, I'm fine, let's go, we have a lot to do" Peter grabbed his computer then he walked out followed by Natasha

"Why you bringing the computer?" Nat asked

"It has stuff on it" he said still walking not looking at the ex assassin walking next to him.

After a minute walk they reach the gym, the Avengers already doing a bit of training.

"Ok everyone, for now, I'm in charge, got it?" Peter said, the others turned their heads mumbling things like 'I don't have a choice' or 'yea, whatever' he walked up to the white board and desk Fury put in for the few days of the training

"Come over here" Peter put his laptop on the table, the Avengers came over and sat on the ground

"Now, before we start- where the hell is Tony?" Peter said, he sounded angry

"Right here kid" then Tony walked in, drinking coffee

"Give the coffee over" Peter held out his hand

"What?" Tony said, in a mocking voice

"Did I fucking stutter?!!?" Peter half yelled, surprising them, not 5 minutes ago he was like a little puppy playing around and being care free

"N-no" Tony gave him the coffee and sat next to Rhodey

"But you did" Clint joked

"Ok, I have some rules/a schedule you have to follow and if you don't, you'll wish you did" Peter grabbed a marker and started writing on the white board

"Going to bed at 11pm and waking up at 8am, eating at 9am

9-10 free time
10-1 training
1-1:30 free time/lunch
1:30-3 team bonding
3-6 personally training w/ me
6-7 prepare/eat dinner
7-8 no teach hour
8-9 what I feel like doing
9-10:30 free time (I don't care what you do)
10:30-11 no tech

"Anyone disagree?" Peter asked looking over to them to see only Steve taking notes, the Tony said

"Yea its stupid, we don't need help"

"Really.....?" Peter sighed, this will take awhile

"Ok, you stand off to the side and be leader, tell 3 people of your choice to attack me, if you take me down in 5 minutes, I'll leave you alone" Peter said, Tony smirked

"I choose, Steve, Bucky and Sam" Tony stood up smirking

"Ok, everyone else off to the side lines, no helping, you have 1 minute to come up with a plan, any questions" Peter said, everyone but Tony, Steve, Bucky and Sam went to sit on the side lines

"Yea, why only a minute?" Sam asked

"If this was a real life situation, you wouldn't have a minute, be great full I'm not just throwing you all into this, now go, make a plan" Peter walked into the middle of the gym, waiting for a minute to end. When it did, he wasn't surprised when Steve was at his left, Bucky at his right and Sam in front.

It only took Peter 3 minutes to have the 3 Avengers on the ground, holding their stomachs and arms

"Only took 3 minutes, for god sake, I'll need more than a few days, Tony your instructions to them, not clear, you don't know their fighting styles well enough, if you went for Rhodey instead of Sam, higher chance on taking me down and if you picked Nat or Clint instead of Bucky, again higher chance, but that's why I'm here! So you can get to know them better!" Peter smiled after 'why I'm here'

"Come sit around the board again, I have questions" Peter walked over to the board cleaning it, knowing Steve has notes, also he redid the list on his computer

"Ok, now, Tony. If Pepper was being mugged, Rhodey was free falling from a malfunction and Happy was hit and knocked unconscious still I'm the car driving to a cliff, who do you save first?" Peter asked drawing little pictures

"Um, Pepper? Rhodey? Happy?" Tony shrugged

"Poor Happy, and no! You save Happy first" Peter said face palming

"Why?" Tony asked, yearning a wtf look from Pepper

"One, Happy will die from the fall, two, Rhodey is still hundreds of feet from the ground and three, Pepper wasn't going to die, she'll just lose her phone and other things in her bag" Peter glanced at him, "Happy first, Pepper second and Rhodey third" Peter added numbers to each drawing

"Now! Steve" Peter cleaned the board again, "Tony is stuck on the ground, Bucky's metal arm is crushed and he's hanging from a tall building and Clint gets his bow taken and is trying to take down the 4 aliens attacking him" Peter said drawing again, "Who do you save first?" Peter added

"Um, Clint, Bucky then Tony" Steve said after a minute of thinking

"Why would you save Clint first, when your best friend is hanging there?" Peter said, trying to sound dumbfounded

"Bucky is strong enough to hold himself there, Clint, with out his bow meh, his strong point is long range and Tony, he'll be fine" Steve answered and Peter clapped sarcastically

"Someone has a brain! Thank you Jesus!!" Peter sarcastically said, "But you forgot one detail" Peter added getting a confused look

"Look around, you have your teammates help! You are not alone, you could ask Nat to help Bucky, someone to get Tony back on his feet! Someone to help you with Clint, people sometimes forget the people around them, Steve, you have great friends, remember that" Peter smiled at them

"I'm feeling kind, we'll start the training tomorrow. And Tony, Bruce? I ban the both of you from coffee, only in the morning, one cup each morning" Peter smirked

"I'm fine with that" Bruce said standing up

"Only 1 cup! You can't be serious!" Tony stood up walking over to Peter

"Did. I. Stutter? I don't believe I did, so either you shut up and go with it, or you can be a bad leader who doesn't know his teammates well enough!!" Peter shouted Tony backed away looking over to the others for help, who didn't help except Steve

"Why don't we all just breath, ok?" Steve stood between the two

"Why don't you just run home to your mommy and daddy, the gig is up kid" Tony said, Peter just tensed.

Peter went very pale, tears threatening to fall, he stood there looking at Tony, Peter wished Fury was here. Here comes a panic attack

His breathing got faster scaring the crap out of Tony, did he say the wrong thing?

Peter fell to the floor sobbing and his breathing was uneven, Steve ran to the kid helping him with his breathing. After about 5 minutes Peter was curled up into Steve apologizing

"Something Tony say trigger you?" Steve asked, Peter just nodded, "May I ask what?" Steve added

"They, killed, 5, park, blood, snow, dead, mom, uncle Ben, dad, aunt May, Hydra, Fury, SHEILD" was all Peter said, before he stopped talking all together

"Its ok" Steve said, "No one is going to hurt you" Steve added, Bucky walked over

"ты уверен, что ты в порядке?" Bucky sat next to them placing a hand on Peter's head, once he heard Hydra, he wanted to kill every single one of them (you sure you're ok?)

"да, я в порядке, просто воспоминания" Peter looked at Bucky smiling, at least he's talking to him, he only said sorry to Steve, and those words (yea, I'm fine, just flashbacks)

"хочешь пойти в главную гостиную, где нас всегда заставляют?" Bucky said getting a forced laugh from Peter (wanna go to the main sitting room were we're always forced in?)

"конечно" Peter uncurled himself, Bucky held out his arms and Peter grabbed onto him, he felt safe with them, when he says them, he means, Nat, Steve and Bucky (sure)

"C'mon, Steve can make hot chocolate" Bucky said as Peter put his head on his chest, "You ok?" Bucky added putting his arm around Peter's shoulders

"Sore" Peter grabbed his head, he felt venerable, he doesn't like it, he's suppose to train them, they're not suppose to babysit him!

"Pete you ok, you look frustrated" Natasha asked

"I'm fine" Peter said starting to walk for the door.

~le next day my dudes √••√~

Peter walked into the kitchen it was currently 7:30, 30 minutes before everyone else needs to wake up, he wasn't surprised to see Steve reading an old newspaper, someone needs to get him a new one.

"Mornin'" Peter said making Steve jump a little, "Nice to see someone awake" Peter smiled walking over to the kettle and turning it on, "Want tea?" Peter asked

"Yes please" Steve smiled, Peter was polite, the opposite of Tony, which he's proud of

"How do you like it?" Peter asked grabbing two cups and putting tea bags in (one had caps shield on it the other a spider)

(Idk, insert description of tea there happy?)

"Thanks for the tea" Steve smiled as Peter handed him the tea (I love tea)

"No problem Steve" Peter smiled sitting next to him.

It was now 5 past 8 everyone was up, but Tony, he is really getting on Peter's nerves

"Why isn't Tony up yet" Peter said crossed armed, looking very annoyed, he only wanted to help him! But nope!

"Still asleep" Natasha said, they knew he was mad

"Karen, you know what to do" Peter said smirking, confusing the others, soon they heard screaming and Tony came running out soaked in water

"Who the fuck threw water balloons at me?!?" Tony sounded pissed

"Thanks Karen" Peter said smiling

"No problem Petey" Karen's voice rang

"What the fuck" Tony said

"Language" Steve said

~time skip to later cuz I can bitch~

"Ok everyone, we'll be doing an exercise which includes tying up Tony" everyone smirked

"What? Why me?!" Tony half shouted

"Cuz I can!" Peter mimicked him

They tyed Tony up and tyed a banda around his mouth to shut him up

"Mmhmh!" Tony tried to get free but failed, Peter dragged him to the middle of the room while everyone just laughed

"Ok, the task is to take me down and save Tony, or I'll feed him to the sharks" Peter said

"Wat?" Clint asked, "A shark?"

"Yea? No one else have a shark?" Peter looked at everyone, he was joking, he didn't have a shark, he did have dogs tho oh and a cat

"Ok...."

Everyone soon got into possision and started attacking, Sam flew over head but Peter grabbed a gun from his boot and shot his pac, he went to the ground and hit his head (ha, idiot)

He was wearing a black leather jacket with a white shirt, and black leather pants, with knee high black boots with a belt with a holster and a dagger holder (ik what they are, just can't spell it, lol) and sometimes wore black leather fingerless biker gloves

Steve threw his shield which Peter caught a threw it back but it hit his head (not the side, that would kill him)

They tired, soon nearly everyone was unconscious, the only 3 still conscious was Happy, Pepper and Tony, they didn't even fight, Peter faced palmed and sighed heavily

"For fucks sake!" Peter walked over to Tony grabbed a dagger from his opposite boot and cut the rope, untying the banda, "Lord save me, I've helped many people and groups! This is just, argh!!" Peter helped Tony up

"Yea... We seriously need help, seeing this, I don't know, a 16 year old took down the Avengers" Tony crossed his arms, "I just wanted to push you over the edge, make you give up on us, I'm sorry for triggering you yesterday" Tony looked at Peter

"It's ok, it happened years ago, I'm fine, but your friends aren't" Peter smiled

"Yea....." Tony cringed

~10 minutes later they started to regain consciousness ~

"Oh god, my head" Steve sat up grabbing his head

"I mean, you did get hit in the head with your shield" Peter sat next to Steve putting an ice pack on his head rapping a bandage around the ice pack to hold it steady

"Ow" Peter laid Steve down grabbing a pillow (he got a bunch while they were unconscious) and placing it down putting Steve's head on it, he helped everyone before getting to Clint who was still knocked out, he asked Karen (the Avengers figured out she was in his watch too) too look at his his blood presser, etc

"He has low blood presser, low blood sugar but a steady heart beat, he'll regain consciousness within the next hour or so" Karen replied, "But I would bring him to Dr. Paul in case" Karen added

"Ok thank you Karen, call Dr. Paul down here with his intern thanks" Peter said, 5 minutes later Dr. Paul and his inter Lily came down, he looked unfazed yet still surprised the Avengers laying on the floor beaten up, Lily looked like she just seen a ghost

"Peter? What's wrong now?" Dr. Paul asked seeing Peter kneeling next to Clint

"I called you and Lily down because Clint is still unconscious and has low blood presser and low blood sugar, just wanted to make sure he doesn't die, ya know, the normal" Peter replied standing up

"The normal?" Lily asked, her black hair was up in a bun and her bright blue eyes stuck out

"Oh hi, you must be Lily, Peter, Peter Parker" Peter held his hand out and she shaked his hand hesitantly

"Lily Owl" Lily smiled behind her note book

"Nice to meet you, and yes, this is normal for Paul and I, we've worked together for about a year and 3 months, I train people who either have struggles with their teammates or new Agents" Peter explained as Dr. Paul looked over Clint

"His blood presser is normal again and for his blood sugar just give him something sugary and let him rest for the day, tomorrow he'll be back to normal" Paul stood up from Clint

"Thanks, knew I could count on you" Peter smiled waving as the two walked out, but before Paul left he said

"I've seen worse from you"

"True!"

Its been 6 weeks, the Avengers have been getting much better, they work as a team now, not like before when they just went for he attack with no directions, but Peter noticed Clint hasn't talked much or does whatever Clint does, he mostly just stands there looking at his bow, so after training one day Peter asked Clint to stay behind.

"What ya need?" Clint asked, he sounded despite to leave

"What's wrong, after the accident the second day of training you've been acting weird, you can tell me" Peter said, his voice sounding soft, not like just 5 minutes ago when he sounded like an army captain giving orders, he was just genuinely worried about Clint

"I've just been in a lot of pain, I'm fine" Clint said

"Clint, I know when someone is lying, tell me please" Peter looked at Clint

"Fine, but please, don't look at me differently" Clint felt like he was about to cry, Peter knew this was serious, he sat Clint down on a bench

"I would never look at you differently Clint" Peter reassured him

"I have Schizophrenia, its driving me insane! I keep hearing them when I'm alone! Since the thing 6 weeks ago they keep. getting. LOUDER!" Clint grabbed his ears, Peter knew what schizophrenia was, its a mental disorder characterized by abnormal behavior, strange speech, and a decreased ability to understand reality.  Other symptoms may include false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking, hearing voices that do not exist, reduced social engagement and emotional expression, and lack of motivation. That's why Clint has been out of it

"Clint, shh, its ok, have you gotten any type of treatment?" Peter asked, his hands on both Clint's shoulders

"Yea, I've talked to Dr. Cho about it, she tried, it went away until the um ya know, what's happening again?" A symptom, confused thinking

"Let's go back to the sitting room now, ok?" Peter said steadying Clint on his feet slowly making their way back

When they got there the others were confused, Peter sat Clint on the couch

"Steve can you go get water please" Peter asked not glancing around

"Shh, go away, please just go" Clint whispered, Peter felt bad, Clint was suffering from something no one knew about, Steve came in and gave the glass to Peter, who helped Clint drink it

"Its ok, no one else but your friends and I are here ok?" Peter placed the glass on the coffee table, he has helped with schizophrenia before, but they had friends who knew about it

"Hmm" Clint lied down covering his ears

Peter mentally told the others to go to the kitchen by looking at them and slightly pointing to the kitchen

"What's wrong with Clint?" Natasha asked, worried for her best friend

"Its not my place to say, but for this one time, its necessary for his health" Peter closed his eyes

"He has schizophrenia"

"A mental disorder?" Bruce asked, worried

"Young one, what does that mean?" Thor asked

"Its a mental disorder characterized by abnormal behavior, strange speech and a decreased ability to understand reality" Peter explained

"Other symptoms are false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking, hearing voices that don't exist, reduced social engagement and emotional expression, and lack of motivation, that's why Clint stands off to the side lines!" Bruce added

"Yep" Peter said

"Wait, but isn't Clint like, half deaf?" Tony said (your welcome)

"Yea? And?" Bruce asked

"He has hearing aids" Tony said

"Yes?" Bruce questioned

"You said he hears voices that's don't exist?" Tony said, Bruce understood where he was going with this now

"Yep" Bruce said

"He can just take them out, he's pretty much deaf without his hearing aids" Tony said, well one problem solved I guess

"Is that how it works?" Bucky asked

"Well.... If you're half deaf and a symptom of schizophrenia is hearing voices that doesn't exist, it would be helpful to... Take out the hearing aids" Tony explained

"Huh... True"

"Guys, right now he just needs his friends support, so for now there'll be no training, its just so Clint can get back on his feet" Peter said, then they heard glass breaking, they ran in to see an awkward looking Clint staring at his broken glass, which the water once in, was on the floor

"You ok?" Peter asked

"It..... Dropped" Clint's arm was still extended

"Its ok, its fine no need to worry" Peter walked over lying Clint back down as Steve when to get something to clean the mess

~le time skip, because this is getting to long now~

It has been 7 months, Clint is still a little out of it, but is better then before, he sometimes yells, 'get out!' At the wall, someone is always there, even Tony.

They had grown every attached to Peter, Clint was glad he told Peter about his schizophrenia, he normally just kept to himself and Dr. Cho would give him medication.

Now a conversation:

"I have a question" Tony asked Peter, the two was in the lab

"Sure, what ya need?" Peter said, tinkering with his watch he wore 24/7 (well he took it off for showers, even if its water proof)

"Have you experienced school?" Tony asked, Peter stopped what he was doing looking over to Tony

"Um, no, I never had that chance to go to school" Peter answered awkwardly, why was Tony asking him this?

"How long were you actually here?" Tony asked crossing his arms

"Since I was 5" Peter sighed

"Why?"

"Hydra killed my family, my father created this, serum, that gave someone the ability of a spider, my father fused my DNA with the serum, Hydra killed my family to get to me, but SHIELD saved me, Fury took me in, but I have no legal guardian" Peter explained, noticing the smile from Tony, "Why are you smiling?" Peter asked

"Well, I talked to Fury and the Avengers, and...." Tony grabbed a small stack of paper from his desk, "Now I can be your legal guardian, if you just sign your name here" Tony placed the papers down which had Adoption Papers for Peter Parker on the front, Peter looked up at Tony smiling

"Really?" Peter slightly choked, he knew he was about to cry, was he about to have a real family?

"Yes, I'll now be addressed as Iron-dad thank you" Tony joked and Peter laughed slightly

"Ok, Iron-dad"

They now live a happy life, Peter became Spider man, Clint is better, everyone is a better team and they're a happy family, well a dysfunction happy family.

He started school and he now has 2 amazing friends called Ned and Mj, he also started dating Deadpool, the Avengers didn't like it at first, but they still don't like it.

DONE! I'M FUCKIN DONE! I SPENT BLOODY DAYS ON THIS!! I SPENT A GOOD 30 MINUTES LOOKING STUFF UP TO MESS WITH CLINT, SO YEA! THAT IS FROM GOOGLE LEAVE MEH ALONE! I'M TIRED!

Sorry about that, I hope you enjoyed this, I didn't want it to be this long at first, but meh, its fine

Words~ (to mess y'all up!) 4218

Peace out! Fuck this! Goodbye!

(Unedited, not going to either)