This is based on me in Spanish once.

Peter Parker was sitting with Ned, MJ and a shy girl at the table.

Their Spanish teacher was going on about a Spanish omelette that is cut like a slice of cake.

"-and you can have ham or any other food from pigs in it as well."
Their teacher finished.

"Wait, I thought ham came from sheep?!"
Peter exclaimed.

He was extremely tired as he was stabbed on patrol and he didn't get any sleep.

"Dude, are you all right?"
Ned asked whilst MJ sat reading her book and the girl was drawing.

"No I didn't get any sleep last night cos of the Stark internship and I got batted last night."
Peter said.

(Batted means stabbed.)

"But how did you think that ham came from sheep?"
Ned asked again.

"I don't know, I guess I had a brain fart."