Got a request for this! I had a bit of fun for this. Nebula is gender neutral. I can't find the notification for the request because I got 69 notifications this morning (hehe) and I can't remember who asked for it but here you go.

The Rogue Avengers were pardoned and returning to the Tower for the first time in one year and nine months and in that time, Tony managed to adopt three children and a space child.

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"Peter Benjamin Parker-Stark-Banner! Get down from the ceiling! You are meant to be setting an example to Morgan and Harley! And Nebula, stop eating the raw cookie dough! You will die!"
Was the first thing that the Rogues heard from the common area.

"Bruce! Stop laughing and help me, they are your kids as well!"
Tony shouted at the giggling scientist.

"Pete, I think you need to come down from the ceiling unless you want Tony to have a heart attack."
Bruce said quietly.

"Wait, Tony Stark-Banner has a heart?! I never knew that!"
Peter said in mock surprise.

Harley and Morgan fell from where they were sitting on the counter and Nebula choked on the cookie dough. (Can alien robots even choke on cookie dough? Can they even eat?)

"Oh my gods I give up!"
Tony sighed.

"I give up!"

The Rogues walked in to see Tony wielding a broom, Bruce laughing in the corner, a young child and a teenager on the floor, a blue alien choking on cookie dough and a teenager on the ceiling.

"What's happening here?"
Clint said.

"Oh, hey Clint how you doing?"
Tony asked. Clint, James (He doesn't like being called Bucky, brings back memories about HYDRA) and Wanda were the only ones who apologised before they were asked so they were all on good terms.

"Alright, kids are driving me up the wall but what else is new."

"Oh I hear ya."

"What is happening?"
Steve said.

"Well these are my children, Harley who is 13, Morgan who is 9, Nebula who is, I don't know how old they are and Peter who is 16."
Tony introduced the children.

"Tony you know fine I am 20."
Nebula said after recovering from choking on the cookie dough.

"Well then Nebula is 20."

"Hey Pete, you giving your dad grey hairs yet?"
Clint asked mischievously which resulted in him getting hit on the head with the broom.

"Hey!"

"Peter. Down now."
Tony commanded and the teen listened.

"Fine."

"Well, why are you guys here?"

"We got pardoned and forced to live here."
Sam said.

"That's today? I thought that was tomorrow!"

"No it's today."
Natasha said.

"How is Rhodey."
The redhead asked.

"Fine, made a brace for him so he could get back to the Air Force."
Tony said, still upset that the woman helped the other side.

"Well this is awkward."
Peter mumbled to Nebula who snorted.

"Well, I'll take you guys to your rooms. Some of you will have to share because the rooms aren't ready yet."
Bruce said, leading the others to where everyone's room is apart from his and Tony's and left Clint behind.

"So how are you Nebula? Make any improvements to your ship yet?"
Clint asked the alien.

"I have made a few improvements but I've mostly been spending my time recreating vines with Peter."
They said.

"I thought I banned vines! FRIDAY how dare you!"
Tony shouted, helping Morgan and Harley off the ground.

"Sorry Mr Stank, but Peter and Nebula told me that if I didn't let them watch it, they will shut me down and replace me with Siri."
FRIDAY said, all of that being a lie that the two programmed FRIDAY to say.

"Siri?"
Tony asked.

"Who the fuck is Siri sir? Are you cheating on me?"
FRIDAY said in an accusing tone.

"What? I'm not? You're the only AI here!"

"And who the fuck is this Google bitch that I've heard you talking about? I hear you late at night in the lab saying 'Hey Google'. Who the fuck are they Tony? Who the fuck are they?!"

"They aren't anyone! I swear FRI, you're my only baby girl!"

"How was that Peter, Nebula? Was it just as you imagined?"
FRIDAY said. 

"That was perfect FRI, just as I imagined!"
Peter laughed and Nebula nodded their head in agreement.

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"So everyone's got their normal room but I'm afraid that Sam and James need to share. We haven't got Sam's room sorted yet, sorry."
Bruce said.

"Great, just great."
Sam mumbled and James didn't look pleased.

"I'll let you guys get sorted out, I'll either be in the kitchen, common area or in my lab."
Bruce said awkwardly before speed walking away.

"Well let's get sorted in."
Steve said.

James and Sam went into their shared room and saw only one bed.

"Oh for gods sake!"
Sam shouted.

"What happened?"
Steve said, coming into the room.

"We have to share a bed!"
Sam complained.

"Buck you alright? You've been awfully quiet."
Steve said to his best friend.

"I don't know where I am. I just wanted to be left alone, not dragged into some stupid fight. I'm now stuck in a room with someone who hates me. I just wanted to be left in Romania. Is that so hard to ask?"
James spoke.

"I-I'm sorry Buck, I didn't know you felt like that."

"Sooner this is over sooner I can get back to being by myself in Romania, believe it or not I actually liked it there."
James put his bag on the floor.

"And stop calling me Bucky, brings back too many memories 'bout HYDRA."
James said, going into the bathroom.

"I thought he liked being called Bucky."
Sam said.

"So did I."
Steve said.

The shower turned on and Steve left the room to head to his own.

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When James left the bathroom, Sam was lying on the bed watching a programme.

"How was your shower?"
Sam asked.

James grunted a response.

"I can sleep on the floor if you want."
Sam offered.

"'S fine. Don't mind it being for one night."
James said.

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"Peter, you going on patrol tonight?"
Tony asked, going into his bedroom.

"Nah, Deadpool wanted to go out so I let him patrol for tonight, besides, Clint, Wanda and James are back so I wanted to stay here incase James got a nightmare."
Peter said.

"Are you sure it's a bright idea to let Deadpool go on patrol?"

"Dad, just because I've got Spidey sense, doesn't mean I have common sense."

"True. Well don't stay up to late. 3am latest."

"Ok. Night."

Tony went into Nebulas room which was right next to Peter's.

"What time are you planning on going to bed?"
He asked.

"About 2am, the guardians said that they will call at 12am so that should be plenty of time."
They said.

"Ok, I told Peter that bedtimes at 3am but because you are older you get till 3:30am."
Tony said.

"Ok. Goodnight father."

"Night."
Tony went into Harleys room next.

"Harley? You sleeping yet?"

"No."

"Well remember, bedtime is at 12am, no later."

"Ok dad, night."

"Night son."

Tony went into Morgan's room next.

"Hey Maguna, you sleeping?"

"Not yet daddy." (I know what you guys are thinking and clean your damn minds!)

"Do you want me to tell you a story?"

"Yeah."

"Well, once upon a time, there was this princess called Morgan."
Tony went to sit down next to Morgan's bed.

"And she wouldn't go to sleep at night so her daddy, king Tony and her papa, king Bruce had to sell her toys. Now go to sleep or I'll sell your toys."
Tony said, turning the light off.

Yo guys, I'm happy, Season 6 of B99 is coming to Netflix UK on Saturday and I can't wait to binge it! Might not binge it because of the lockdown but we'll see. Also I did a geography test, for 14/20 so hopefully passed it and did a Spanish test, passed the reading and not sure about the speaking, hopefully passed that as well.

—Penguin🐧