To anyone who wasn't close to the Starks, they didn't have a child but to the Avengers and close family friends they did.

They had a 16 year old boy named Peter Stark. When Peter was old enough to go to school, the Starks changed his last name to Parker as Pepper Potts-Stark and May Parker were very close friends, most would say like sisters.

Fast forward a few years to when he is 16 and is in his science class.

"Right class, I have a very special announcement."
The teacher, Mr Harrington, said.

"We have managed to get an all exclusive tour of Stark Industry!"
The class apart from Peter burst into cheers.

'Why does this keep happening to me?'
Peter thought.

"Ha dickhead, your lies will finally get uncovered!"
Eugene 'Flash' Thompson shouted across the class.

Ever since Flash was announced as the heir to Thompson Industries, he has been acting like a royal dick. He enjoyed annoying Peter and the reactions that he gets out of Peter. The teachers did nothing about it apart from Mr Harrington and Ms Warren but they were only science teachers and year teachers so the principle doesn't listen to them when they say that Flash Thompson isn't the angel he pretends to be.

"Eugene I would like for you to not bully Peter and continue with your work or you would not be able to go to Stark Industry's."
Mr Harrington said.

"The trip will be next week and the slips will need to be handed back in for Friday."
Mr Harrington said when he walked round handing the letters out.

Mr Harrington knew that Peter was worried about the trip. Mr Harrington, or Harold, was a very close friend to Tony Stark and knew that Peter was actually Peter Stark.

"I'm sorry Peter."
Harrington said before continuing to hand the letters out.

"Hah dickhead is too scared to go on the trip!"
Flash shouted from across the room.

"Eugene, I have warned you about shouting in my class. One more word out of you and you will not be going on the trip!"
Mr Harrington warned.

Flash nodded meekly and sat down in his seat. Mr Harrington finished handing out the slips and sat down at his seat.

"Now you are dismissed."
He said tiredly.

All the pupils left without saying a word to him.

"Bye Uncle Harold."
Peter quietly said before disappearing into the mass of children rushing to get out of hell- sorry- school.

Peter made his way to Happy's car a few blocks away from the school.

"Hey kid."

"Hey uncle Happy!"
Peter then started to ramble on about his day but Happy rolled the glass that separated the front and the back.

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"Right class, get on the bus so we can get to Stark Industry's!"
Mr Harrington told the class.

Mr Harrington, Ms Warren, Principle Morita and Coach Wilson were the supervising teachers for the trip. Wilson and Morita weren't needed for the trip but they still decided to come along.

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The class went inside Stark Industry's and were met by an intern.

"Hi I'm Lucie and I'm your tour guide. I will be handing out your passes and you will need to keep these on at all time or our head of security, Happy, will have to escort you out. You will all be getting level 1 which is the lowest level.
Lucie said.

Peter sighed, he had his own pass.

"Now when I call your name can you please step forward and collect your pass."
Lucie said.

"Moon, Cindy. Attah, Abe. Jones, Michelle. Thompson, Eugene."
Lucie continued handing the passes out.

"Now does everyone have a pass?"
She asked.

"Penis Parker doesn't have a pass!"
Flash shouted.

Lucie looked at where Flash was pointing and gasped.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my golly gosh!"
The class looked confused.

"The heir is in this class!"
Lucie started to freak out.

Flash puffed his chest out.

"I know. Thank you for the freak out."
Flash smugly said.

"Why would I be freaking out over you?"
Lucie asked, genuinely confused.

"I'm the heir of Thompson Industries."

Lucie rolled her eyes and pushed Flash out of the way.

"It is such an honour to meet you Mr Stark. Everyone here has heard so much about you!"
Lucia gushed and put her hand out for Peter to shake. Peter nervously shook her hand and Lucie nearly burst.

"Excuse me you can't push one of the students."
Principle Morita said.

"Yet you didn't call Eugene out when he called Peter a rude name."
Mr Harrington sassed back.

"Eugene didn't call what's-his-name a rude name. And you know fine that Eugene likes to be called Flash."
Mr Morita said.

"Now, let's go through the security gate. Just press your pass against this pad, the security gates will beep and you can go through."
Lucie demonstrated and the class followed.

Mr Harrington was second last, with Peter behind him. He put his pass on the pad and FRIDAY spoke.

"Hello Harold, it's nice to see you again. Boss is in, would you like me to notify him saying that you are here?"
FRIDAY poshly asked with her Irish accent.

"No thank you FRIDAY, I'm here on a field trip."
Mr Harrington smugly said and walked to the group.

Peter placed his pass on the pad.

"Hello Peter, your father is in today and Uncle Harold is also in. Would you like me to notify them?"
FRIDAY asked.

"Eh no thanks FRI."
Peter mumbled, blushing bright red.

"Too late."
Tony motherfreaking Stark said.

The class gaped at the billionaire.

Tony swung his arm round Peter's shoulders.

"Hey Pete. You ran out this morning. I didn't manage to say good morning."

"I was in a rush."
Peter said before sticking his tongue out.

"Hey Harold, it's been a while!"
Tony greeted his friend with a hug.

"Hey Tones! It has been, how's Rhodey?"

"He's been doing good. His new legs are a pain in the as-backside to work with though."

"I'll leave you all to your tour and I shall see you all at the Q&A at the end."
Tony went away and the tour started.

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The tour has been good, no other Avengers coming in unannounced and no embarrassing CEO's.

"Now class it's time for the Q&A with the Avengers. Please can you all go into to lift and we will go straight to the conference room."
Lucie said.

The class walked into the large conference room and sat down on the chairs that were seated in front of a stage.

The Avengers walked out on stage.

"Welcome small unpleasant children, you all know who we are so there isn't any point in introducing us. So let's get down to (business to defeat the huns) the Q&A."

Multiple hands went flying up.

"You there with the black jumper and curly hair."
Tony picked MJ out.

"What do you think of sexism in the workplace?"
The girl asked.

"Well I think it's a terrible thing. All of my interns get payed the same and all of my scientists get payed the same. And for superhero business, well Natasha and Wanda could easily take all of us on and win."
That got a chuckle from everyone.

MJ seemed happy with the answer.

"You there with the green top."
Steve managed to pick Flash.

"Ok so I have a few questions. Is Black Widow single? Where is Spider-Man? And how does Mr Stark know Pen-Peter Parker."

"I can answer for the first one. No."
Bucky growled.

"Calm down Buck. Well Spider-Man isn't here because he's on a solo mission. And as for how Tony knows Peter Parker he can answer that."

"Well Pete is my personal intern. He helps me with my suits and designs. He doesn't get payed because if I payed him he would get angry."
Tony answered.

After Tony, Bucky and Steve answers the questions, most of the hands went down.

"You with the glasses and notebook. What's your question?"
Natasha asked.

"How are your weapons made? I tried recreating them but couldn't find a stable power source."
The boy said.

"Well, my Widow bites are made from electricity and plastic, Steve's shield is made from Vibranium, Tony's suit is made from some kind of metal and Thor's hammer was made of-earth."
Natasha answered.

The boy nodded and seemed happy at the response.

"Any more questions?" 

Flash started waving his hand around like crazy.

"I have a question!"
The teen shouted.

"Then go ahead and ask it."
Clint said warily. He could tell from his previous questions that he was a trouble maker.

"The tour guide said something like Penis Parker was the heir and I'm just wondering if that's true."

"What. Did. You. Call. Him?"
Bucky snarled. He was very protective of the teen, they were like brothers.

"P-Penis Parker s-sir."

"FRI, send Happy up here to escort him out."
Tony said.

"On it Mr Stank."
The teens in the room and the Avengers started sniggering.

"You probably heard wrong."
Tony said.

Happy came into the room, grabbed Flash by the elbow and dragged him out.

"Now, goodbye small annoying children. Hope we never meet again."
Tony said as the team went of the stage.

"Also Pete has to stay, it would be pointless if he went back to school just to come back here again."
Tony said.

"You got it Tony!"
Mr Harrington shouted.

That day, two teachers left unhappy and two left extremely proud of themselves.

Hehe so I was high today. Not like high of drugs but high of sugar. I had a bottle of Irn Bru, an Irn Bru sweetie, a chocolate coin with Oreo chunks in it and a bunch of TangFastics. (Also Irn Bru is like packed with sugar so just having a small sip will make you loopy.) 🙃🙃

—Penguin🐧