"So Mr Stark, what makes you happy?"
The interviewer asked.

"Well, I'm glad you asked."
Tony pulled out a photo album from his briefcase.

"My angel and my other dumbass kid."
Tony opened the album to a picture of Morgan in her tent thingy.

"This is my angel of a child."
Tony then flipped to a photo of Peter with his hand stuck inside a peanut butter jar and jam in his hair.

"And my dumbass child."

"Ok thank you Mr Stark."

YO MOTHERFUCKERS! I AM IN A SHOUTY MOOD AND I CONSTANTLY WANT TO FLIP EVERYONE OFF WHILST SCREAMING 'WHOOO!'. Also happy weed day!

-Penguin🐧