Enjoy fuckers.

"Uncle Clint, why does Auntie 'Tasha wear makeup?"
Peter asked.

"Because it makes her even more beautiful."

"But she's already beautiful without it."

"Aww thanks baby spider."
Natasha said, coming into the living area.

"Auntie 'Tasha, why doesn't Clint wear makeup?"

Natasha snorted and Clint looked wounded.

"Wow, and here I am, thinking that you're my favourite nephew."

I am in immense pain and I don't know why 🙃🙃

—Penguin🐧