Tony: So what took you so long, Anna?

Anna: Oh yeah, the coolest thing happened. There was a Frozen cosplayer!

Natasha: Wow.

Clint: That is so crazy, isn't it?

Anna: I know, right? What are the odds that a Frozen cosplayer would be in the same restaraunt as I? In Paris, too. EIGHT MONTHS AFTER THE MOVIE CAME OUT!

Thor: Lady Anna, you are like a child inprisoned in a 27 year old body. It is adorable!

Loki: Ehehe, don't.

The Restaraunt

Waitress: Hello, I'm Danielle, how are you today?

Tony: Finally, someone who speaks English.

Natasha: Great, thanks.

Waitress: *hands out menus* What may I get you to drink?

Natasha: Just some water for each if us, thank you.

Tony: I was going to ask for vodka, but okay.

Pepper: It's one in the afternoon, Tony.

Tony: *sigh*

Anna: Anyway, what are your plans for later, guys?

Thor: I am participating in a "tour", to see what this Midgardian palace has to offer.

Steve: Sounds cool, do you mind if I tag along, Thor?

Thor: Not at all, Captain of America.

Clint: I'm going to the Paris S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters-

Tony: NO! Enough S.H.I.E.L.D. HAVE A CROISSANT AND RELAX, LEGOLAS!

Clint: ¤_¤

Pepper: Maybe we should get you some wine or something, honey.

Bruce: I think I'll just stay at the hotel today.

Anna: Bruce, just because there's no science convention doesn't mean you should stay home all day.

Bruce: Th-that's not why. Okay it is. What are you going to do.

Anna: I don't know, that's why I asked you. For inspiration.

Loki: Well, Anna. It is of my understanding that Paris is The City of Love... and...

Anna: And...

Loki: Did you... do you want to...

Anna: Build a snowman?

Loki: No, Lady Anna do you want to go on a date, at the Eiffel Tower. Just the two of us?

Anna: OHMYZODYES.

Loki: Excuse me, I do not understand?

Anna: I'm sorry, I mean, yes, Loki, I would love to! ♡

Everybody Else but Thor and Steve: Ugh.

Anna: Oh shut up this is my fanfic.

Loki: We do what we want!

Thor: Me and Mr. Rogers will be observing the eiffle tower in our tour. Perhaps we will cross paths! That would be very nice, do you not agree, brother?

Loki: I rather fall of the edge of the tower and slowly die.

Anna: It's not that bad, Loki.

Loki: You're right, love. I suppose that if we see each other then I'll just push you over the edge instead, Thor.

Anna: Loki!

Loki: Kidding! I am simply fooling around, dear. Just don't show up, Thor.

Waitress: *distributes dishes onto table*

Natasha: Thank you.

Later, the Earth's Mightiest Heroes have finished their French cuisine and are uncomfortably lounging in their hotel room. Steve and Thor are not with them, for they are touring the city. Loki is sitting on the edge of the bed beside Bruce, dressed in a charming suit with a forest green tie. His hair is combed back in his usual ravishing style. His skin is drained of color, pale with nervousness as he taps his foot rapidly upon the stained hotel carpet.

Loki: Has Anna been in there for a while, or is it just my impatientness?

Natasha: Just wait, girls take a while to get ready.

Clint: You don't.

Natasha: Well I'm not like most girls.

Tony: I've never seen you so nervous, Loki.

Loki: I am not nervous.

Natasha: Someone's defensive.

Loki: I am not being defensive you mewling-

Anna: I'm sorry I took so long, Loki, but I'm ready.

Anna exits the powder room, in a divine dress, extending toward her feet in a teal colour that makes it seem as if she were wearing a waterfall. Her pure white hair is set in an elegant braided crown, which looked so unfamiliar yet pleasant to the Avengers and Loki, for she usually wore it in a tight ponytail. As Loki gazes upon Anna with admiration, a red shade appears on his cheeks. She returns him a polite grin, noticing how gorgeous he looks in a suit. It seems as if an hour has gone by with them just staring at one another, and the others have become irritated.

Tony: Are you two just gonna check each other out for the rest of the evening or are you going?

Anna: Oh. Um, yeah. Let's go.