Late again on this Holiday Special but I do what I want so ehehe.

Clint: Happy Valentines Day, Nat. 

Natasha: Thank you, Clint. I told you, though, you didn't have to get me anything. We promised not to make a big deal about  today.

Clint: I know, but I didn't know if you meant that or not so I bought you flowers just to be safe. 

Anna: I love Valentines Day, even if your anti-love you can't be anti-chocolate.

Natasha: I'm not anti-love, I'm just anti-mushy. And anti-wasting-money-on-junk. Not that these flowers are junk, babe.

Thor: I do hope Lady Jane appreciates her gift, I could not decide whether or not to propose to her so instead I simply bought this pair of rings that have little peanut butter and jelly depictions on them. It is very amazing if I do say so myself.

Tony: That- is stupid.

Thor: Perhaps you do not understand. Peanut butter and jelly go very well together, and therefore symbolize that concept of going well together. To show that Jane and I make a great couple the rings, depicting the peanit butter and jelly, will be worn by us.

Tony: Still stupid.

Thor: What, Man of Iron, did you buy your spouse?

Tony:I got Pepper something really amazing and it's called commitment, Thor, try Googling it.

Anna: You can't just use your proposal for every holiday, Tony, you're gonna have to buy her a real gift eventually.

Steve: I am so relieved that I don't have to deal with the stress of a girlfriend.

ALLL BYYYY MYSEELF. DON'T WANNA BE.. ALL BY MYSELFFFF... ANYYYMOREEE...

Loki: You inadequate mortals know nothing of love.

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME!

Natasha: Oh, today we're not just pathetic, we're inadequate too.

Loki: Shut up, mewling quim.I know not much about this holiday, but I do know that you should not feel required to do favors for those you love. All that you do on this day should be done by your own free will, in a selfless manner.

Bruce: What did you and Anna do this morning, Loki?

Loki: I took Anna to the theatre to watch a film she longed to see.

Anna: We saw Frozen Fever! eeeeeek!

CHADUP NO SPOILERS I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET. 

Bruce: You watched Cinderella?

Loki: No, I asked very politely for two tickets to attend the watching of Frozen Fever, but the ticket purveyor did not understand my request and handed me two Cinderella tickets. It was then when I told him my Anna did not want to see that film, and he explained that the only way to see Frozen Fever was to see Cinderella. I then explained to him that the only way he was making it out of this dispute intact was for him to hand me over two Frozen Fever tickets. He then handed them over and asked for a payment but I instead ordered him to kneel and walked inside the theatre holding Anna's hand and overall I believe the date was quite romantic. 

Steve: Why does he have a girlfriend and I don't? The nice guys always come last...

I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND STEVE. JUST SO I CAN BE THAT MUCH CLOSER TO LOKI. EHEHE

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! i've gone craycray