A/N: Sorry I have not updated. You know- stuff.

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Natasha: Tony give it back!

Tony: I- I don't have it. Um, Clint does.

Natasha: Oh my God, Tony, I need it!

Bruce: *walks in* Hey, Nat, I'm done using your phone. Sorry, just needed it for an experiment.

Natasha: Ugh, Bruce!

Bruce: I'm sorry...

Natasha: I was looking everywhere for this!

Tony: I think I deserve an apology, Nat?

Natasha: Shut up.

Bruce: Oh, please be sure to install the software I created before turning on the w-

Natasha's phone has fried.

Natasha_Backup: OH MY GOD! UGH! You guys need to learn how to respect my privacy!

Tony: Is someone on their time of the month?

Natasha_Backup: SHUT UP!

Anna has logged in.

Loki has logged in.

Thor has logged in.

Anna: Woah, what happened?

Loki: Who is "Natasha_Backup"? Have they replaced that-

Anna: Backup? Her phone must have died or something. Fury made backups for all of our phones just in case.

Loki: I see.

Anna: Now, what the heck happened?

Natasha_Backup: I have just been really upset and Bruce and Tony aren't really helping.

Bruce: I was just- *sigh*...

Anna has invited Natasha_Backup to Private Messaging.

Anna: Why are you upset, Nat?

Natasha_Backup: ...Fury sent Clint away for the summer, and, I was just really looking forward to hanging out with him outside of our missions.

Anna: I'm sorry...

Natasha_Backup: I guess I didn't really realize how much he means to me. :(

Anna: Natasha, do you have feelings for Clint?

Natasha_Backup: I- I guess I do... have you ever liked someone, Anna? But, your scared what others will think?

Anna: Well, I, um... Yes... right now actually...

Natasha_Backup: Is it an old friend?

Anna: More so a new one...

Natasha_Backup: Oh, it's one of us- The Avengers.

Anna: Not exactly- his name begins with a "Lo"-

Natasha_Backup: Oh God.

Anna: And ends with a "ki Laufeyson".

Natasha_Backup: Anna!

Anna: You asked me!

Natasha_Backup: You can't like him! He's immortal, and you're... how old are you?

Anna: 26...

Natasha_Backup: I thought you were like fifteen. Okay, well you're... an Avenger. And heroes and villains can't be in love.

Anna: Woah- I'm not in love with him. Didn't Clint try to kill you. Technically, he was initially a foe of yours. And technically I am not yet an Avenger...

Natasha_Backup: Anna, please, you don't know him like we do. He's... a monster, evil and broken.

Anna: Well maybe people told him that his whole life- and after a while... he believed it. I'm not even with him, don't worry. :)

Natasha_Backup: Alright.

Anna: So Clint, huh? I guess I can see it. I ship it.

Natasha_Backup: I think we should keep this to ourselves, deal?

Anna: Deal.