Avengers' RV

Everybody is pretty much logged in.

Anna: *singing* Crash, crash, burn, let it all burn. hmmm....

Steve: *driving* I would appreciate if you would not sing that song...

Anna: Alright.

Anna: Soo...

Anna: Camping, right?

Thor: Yes! I am very much anticipating this "trip of the camp".

Anna: Yep, sitting by the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e making delicious hot schmoes... cuddling together and singing songs.

Bruce: You have not been camping, have you?

Anna: Nope, but I've always wanted to!

Loki: You know this is wonderful! This is a tremendous idea! Let's set up our "campsite" in the middle of a forest, create a fire- surrounded by flammable shrubbery and leaves-, without any source of communication to maybe ask for help or contact someone! It's brilliant Avengers! It's truly-

Steve: AHHHHHH!

Anna: AHHHH! What happ- OHMYGOD WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!

Steve has crashed the RV.

Tony: Is everybody okay?!

Natasha: yeah, Steve? you okay up there?

Steve: Yeah, yeah, but *tries to reverse* we can't reverse the car from this tree! Bruce, you think you can lend a hand?

Bruce: Of course,

Bruce has logged out.

Hulk has logged in.

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The Avengers watched through the RV's window as Bruce inflated into a muscular green being. Seeing the conversion before, all but Anna were unphased, but she was left in shock. The viridescent-colored creature posistioned himself next to the RV and examined the hood, dented nearly half-way into a pine tree. He placed both of his giant, olive hands on each end of the car and carried it away from the plant. A gasp escaped everybody inside the automobile's mouth as they were lifted.

The Hulk layed the RV carefully down and stepped back as he converted back into Bruce Banner. The persons inside looked away with respect, for the slacks that Banner wore before his transformation had stretched, and now were much to big so sunk to the ground. Tony unzipped a bag and swiped out a pair if shorts, which he threw outside.

Bruce catched the clothing and nodded in embarrasement. He slipped his feet into the pant legs and entered the RV.

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Bruce: Sorry about that...

Anna: There's no need to be sorry Bruce, you helped us! Do you think the car will still work? °·°

Steve: After the crash, the engine must be damaged.

Tony: I'm sure I can fix it up.

Anna: How about we just set up our camp right here? I'm sure we can call Fury to get us. He'll be here by morning.

Loki: That would be a wonderful idea, if these mortals had thought to bring one of their cellular phones.

Tony: That's why I have a suit, no need for a cellphone. ;)

Steve: Didn't you throw out all your suits?

Tony: UGH! Why did I do that!? >:( No one at all brought their cell phones?

Natasha: No, you said we should "enjoy nature".

Tony: UGH! Why did I do that!?

Thor: I can fly us-

Tony: Shut up, Thor! For the sake of the plot none of us have powers right now!

Anna: What plot?!

Tony: Shut up, Anna! The author can't know I know this is all just an ametuer fanfic!

Anna: Tony, what the heck are you talking about!?

Tony: Nothing... So I guess we'll just be here for a while.

Bruce: I guess.