If you haven't listened to Life's Too Short (a Frozen outtake) this is gonna look so cray. I had it in my head, and you know how I love writing Frozen Parodies, so...

Natasha: ANNA YOU CANNOT DATE HIM!

Anna: Why not?

Natasha:  He tried to kill us all, back in Manhattan.

Anna: Oh.

Natasha: Sooo....

Anna: I don’t believe you!

Natasha: Why? Anna, he's not who you think he is.

Anna: So, what? I break up with him, that’s how your story ends?!

Natasha: It does ! It's just like it was, with no murderous boyfriend.

Anna: Tell me what he did that made you hate him so!

Natasha: Oh, no- Anna, you don't even want to know.

Anna: Gee, thanks for coming over to wish us a happy day

And telling everybody the secret you promised to never say, okay!

You'd think as a spy you'd know better than making a full report...

Bye-bye! Let's go, Loki.

Natasha: Oh my g-

Anna: Cause life’s too short

Natasha: There it is! The way you love to cowar away,

Don't get scared, you'll have plenty of time for that with the monster you date

Go out with him if you want, you're the one who's

Gonna get your heart broken by the killer who you think loves you

Anna: You can think whatever you want 'cause I don’t care

Natasha: Of course, you're the arrogant fool who fell for a killer

Anna: That is so unfair

I swear I’m through with taking your so called support

Natasha: HAH! Life’s too short!

Anna: To not let me find someone who loves me for me

Natasha: La la lalala laaaa

Both: Life’s too short!

Natasha: To let some naive girl fall for his deceptive tricks and mischief

You don’t know

You have no idea

What kind of hell we've been in

Because of him!

Both: Life’s too short to waste another minute

Life’s too short to even have you in it

Life’s too short

Anna: I've been so wrong about you. I actually thought you were my friend!

Natasha: You've been so wrong about everything!