Same Dang Cruise

Anna: Hey guys

Thor: Was everything alright Anna?

Loki: Yes, Thor said he overheard your argument.

Thor: I DID NOT SAY THAT! I said I heard you and Steve arguing.

Anna: It wasn't an argument, I was just a little upset.

Loki: If you would like to talk about it Anna, I would be happy to help. :)

Anna: It's just... May I talk to you, please? Alone.

Thor: Of course. Brother, please leave. Me and Lady Anna have to talk about feelings.

Loki: Thor, I believe she wishes to speak to me.

Thor: Oh, I'm sorry. I will leave you two to talk.

Thor has logged out.

Loki: What's wrong, Anna?

Anna: I- I don't know. I think that SHIELD has turned into something too dramatic. I'm thinking about... leaving.

Loki: Oh... What exactly did Steve say to you that made you so upset?

Anna: It's nothing that he said, it's just I came to SHIELD to help control my powers, to help others. I think that I have strayed away from my original purpose.

Loki: But Anna, you have helped others. You've helped Tony when convincing him to stay in The Avengers program last week. You helped plan Natasha's recruitment anniversary with Steve. You were the only one who remembered Fury's birthday. You are not saving a man who is about to fall to his death, but you are changing lives. You changed mine.

Anna: Thank you, so much... I don't know what to say. I'm not too good in situations... period.

Loki: DON'T SPEAK! I KNOW JUST WHAT YOUR THINKING.

Anna: ...

Loki: I meant please don't leave Lady Anna. I need you..

Anna: I- I need you too. *hugs*

Tony: Oh my freaking gosh what did I just witness?

Anna: Tony what are you doing here?

Tony: Well Thor said you guys were talking about feelings so I wanted to see what was happening.

Anna: And all of a sudden you are interested in feelings?

Spock has logged in.

Spock: You mistake my choice to feel as a reflection of my not caring. Well, I assure you, the truth is precisely the opposite.

Spock has logged out.

Tony: Okay... and I was bored so pretty much. Again, what just happened? Why did you say you needed Sir Tumblr and hug him?

Loki: Sir Tumblr?

Anna: I understood that reference. But about that, I ... I was finally being honest about how I felt.

Tony: You like him? "-"

Anna: Yeah...

Tony: And you said "too", meaning... he likes you, too...

Loki: WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE JUST LEAVE IT ALONE PUNY MORTAL. CAN NO ONE HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION ANYMORE?

Tony: Okay, so oubviously you do...

Anna: So...

Tony: So get together already! Everybody knows you like each other. I mean who buys their "just a friend" a golden ring? I mean when your as rich as me, I would understand but... still.

Anna: Just because you like someone doesn't mean you have to date them. And just because the great Tony Stark told you to do so doesn't mean you have to either.

Loki: Agreed.

Tony: Wait, you're not going to get together? :o

Anna: Well I didn't-

Loki: I did not exactly say that...

Tony: So you are?

Loki: If you would like to try and see how things go, Lady Anna... It would be an honor to be your, as Midgardians would say, boyfriend.

Anna: Thank you so much, it would be an honor to be your girlfriend, Loki.

Tony: Well great. Reindeer Games is with Queen Elsa.

Anna: Exsqueeze me? Queen Elsa?

Steve has logged in.

Steve: I understood that reference! And congratulations.

Steve has logged out.

Tony: Yeah, a little reference toward Frozen. You know, because your powers.

Anna: Yeh, I know. And I love Frozen but come on... Jack Frost, Frozone, Ice Man. Elsa's not the only ice power person.

Loki: Is this really what we are to be talking about at the moment? And why reindeer games? I WANNA COOL NAME!

Tony: Calm it Joki Laugheyson.

That's the name of my Tumblr... came up with it mehself.

Loki: I hate my name.

Anna: Hey, I love it! Now, do you think we should go tell-

Thor has logged in.

Natasha has logged in.

Clint has logged in.

Steve has logged in.

Steve: I'm sorry, Anna, I couldn't keep Thor from telling them.

Natasha: BOYFRIEND? GIRLFRIEND? ANNA YOU PROMISED IT WAS JUST A CRUSH!

Anna: Natash-

Thor: Oh joy my brother has found his love! And it is not a male horse this time!

Anna: Nat, I'm sorry! And a h-horse?

Loki: It was only once I swear.

Natasha: I'm so mad at you, Anna!

Anna: At least I didn't tell the world about your crush.

Clint: What da heck dis foo talkin bout nat.

Natasha: What are you talking about? I didn't tell anyone!

Anna: Steve said you did at the museum.

Natasha: It was on accident, and it was only him and Thor.

Anna: You'd think being a spy you could keep a secret.

Steve: *nervous laugh* Why does it matter? Let's just let this go and move on.

Natasha: You can't date him!

Anna: Why not? Why do you hate him so much? I don't want this to get in the way of our friendship but I'm not going to break Loki's heart either.

Natasha: He's a monster, Anna. He has no heart. You can't trust him.

Loki: Quim.

Anna: That's not true! You know what, I don't need your permission. Can we please go, Loki?

Loki: Of course.

Loki has logged out.

Anna has logged out.

Clint: Well dis is hawkward. Probably not a good time to tell them bout us nat.

Natasha: Yeah, probably not.

Natasha has logged out.

Steve: Hi, Clint. :)

Clint: SHADDUP ALREADY NO ONE CARESSS ABOUT WHY ALPACAS ARE HIPSTERS AND LLAMAS ARE EMO. HAWKWARDDD.

Clint has logged out.

Steve: Did Clint seem... drunk to you Tony?

Tony: ...Oh I see, ask the alchoholic. I see how. it is, Cap. I see how it is.

Tony has logged out.

Steve: What did I... why is everyone so hostile? What the hell happened?

Steve has logged out.

Woahhohohoho. Weird, right? Tell me what you thought. Happy about Lokanna? Natasha sure isn't. But Clintasha is now in my story. I like Stevetasha better because I'm a comic nerd but this is based off film.

Anyway, what will happen to Anna and Nat's friendship?

Will Tony and Clint stop being so weird?

Can Thor stop telling secrets?

Will Loki be shmexy?

That I can answer.Yes. Yes he will.