Anna'sHouse

Loki: knockknock

Anna: Come in!

Tony: Merry Christmas! Wait- I'm an aetheist.

Loki: And we're Norse, but it matters not. It is time for celebration.

Anna: Merry Christmas, Loki!

Loki: Merry Christmas, darling. Where shall we set our gifts?

Anna: Right there under my tree.

Natasha: Speaking of under, Clint, looks like we're underneath the mistletoe.

Loki: Interesting greenery, isn't it? I killed a man with it once.

Clint: Good job killing the moment.

Loki: Well just like Balder, the moment had it coming.

Steve: It's very festive in here, Anna. Just puts you in the Christmas spirit. :D

Anna: Oh thanks, Steve. I love Christmas! I even made the snow on the tree myself! I even frozified my porch.

Thor: I believe it would be wonderful should we go ice scating after the festivities have resolved. 
Bruce: I don't really know how to ice skate.

Tony: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW BRO! IT'S BASIC PHYSICS!

Bruce: No, it actually isn't.

Anna: Anywayyyyyyy let's eat! I made everything! The pies, the turkey, the casserole!

Clint: Oh, that's great....

Anna: I was just joking, because my birthday party food was so terrible , I ordered from Luby's.

Loki: Oh thank the gods.

Anna: -.-"

Loki: I mean it was not bad at all.

Later...

Anna: Present time! I'll start, Loki, I got you this.

Loki: A book? Is this how I am to while away eternity? Reading?

Anna: Not just any book, Loki, ourbook. I made a scrapbook of our year together.

Loki: Oh, thank you, love. Whenever we're apart, I can simply look in here and see your beautiful, radiant smile and know I still have you in my heart.

Anna: Awww, Loki's bae.

SorryIhadto.

Tony: Ah, I see; you're one of those girlfriends.

Anna: What a beautiful radiant one?

Tony: No a cheap one.

Anna: Shut up, here's your present.

Tony: A signed photo of you?

Anna: Your welcome. ;)

Anna: Steve, what I am about to give you is extremely powerful. And with great power comes great responsibility.

Steve: A computer?

Anna: Handle carefully. Don't go to far on tumblr, it's a bloodsucking parasite. Natasha I give you and Clint an all expenses paid trip to BUDAPEST!

Natasha: Yeaaahh!

Anna: And for you, Thor, an amazing 3 disc set of Thor, The Avengers and Thor:TDW!

Thor: WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN ON THE COVER?

Anna: And Bruce, here's a cool sciency thingy I found.

Bruce: THE TARDIS? KLUFGLHFURAKGURJTDJFHYDAURJFKLLLKKJ SCIENCE FANBOY FEELS

TheTardisissciencey, right? Idon'twatchDoctorWho, butIknowitinvolves time travelandstuff. Ishouldprobablygetintothatfandom.

Anna: Okay. Now give me your gifts!

Loki: Love, to you I present two tickets to a promising event entitled "Frozen On Ice". For you and your choice of friend (me).

Anna: AGHHHHHJUHTDSJFHDASLGKFRUA! OMGILOVEYOUSOMUCHMARRYMEPLEASE!

Tony: "Frozen On Ice"? So you can relive the hell of the actual movie, only with amateur performers and loud children screaming every other second! Loki, you are the boyfriend of the year.

Anna: Stop being so negative! I love it, Loki.

Natasha: Clint, Steve, Fury and I put together some money for a trip to Disneyworld.

Anna: #,# Thank you soo much!! I love you all so much! I SHALL DISPOSE OF THE ELSA THERE AND REPLACE HER.

Tony: Here, a signed photo of yourself. Let me just take of the tag that says "To: Tony/ From Anna" real quick.

Thor: I FORGED EVERYONE AMONGST MY GODLY PRESENSE A REPLICA OF MY HAMMER SO WE CAN AAAALLLL BE HAMMER BUDDIES!

Loki: Woooooh... Oh Thor, I nearly forgot my gift to you. It is a rubber band, so everytime you use capital letters, you can slap your wrist; eventually you will associate caps with pain and never use them again.

Thor: But Anna uses them all the time, Brother. Why do I annoy you so when I do it?

Loki: Because you are not beautiful and adorable.

Tony: Pepper, here is my gift to you.

Pepper: This box is way to small to hold a signed photo of you, Tony.

Tony: But it's just the right size to hold a ring. Pepper, you've been there during my lowest moments, but you never gave up on me. No one has ever been so patient. You gave me a purpose when it was time to let go of the suits. No one has ever been so generous. The least I could do is give you my faithfulness, honesty, and love. 12% of it at least. Pepper Pots, will you marry me?

Pepper: Tony! Are you kidding me, yes, of course I will. ;) Finally.

Thor: Here is your gift, brother, it is a goblet that reads "THE 9 REALM'S BEST RULER AND BROTHER AND SON AND BOYFRIEND AND ENEMY AND ALLY AND FATHER AND SPEECH MAKER AND KILLER AND CRIER". It is a very large goblet.

Loki: Brother, I mean Thor, thank you for finally acknowledging the quite obvious fact in the form of a goblet. I am the best.

Steve: Merry Christmas, friends.

MerryChristmas everyone, sorry kind of late, but um... Yeah, whadyathink? Pepperonyfeels!