Avengers Cruise Ship Thing

Everybody is logged in.

Anna: LOOK! I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!

Tony: Anna, get down from there, you're gonna fall.

Fury: Alright, I hope you guys don't get stranded like you did with the RV. If you do, I'm not coming to get you this time.

Anna: Aw, come on, Nick. Why so... Furious? Ba-dum-ssss.

Fury: =_=

Anna: Cause your name... Fury-ous... like the Joker a-and serious... no? No, okay.

Fury: Just don't blow this.

Natasha: Yes sir.

Fury: Bye.

Steve: Goodbye!

Fury has logged out.

Steve: Well I think that went swell considering we crashed the RV he payed for.

Anna: Swell... "Well I'm just swell!"... that sounds weird. Is that a word?

Steve: Um, yes.

Tony: ... Well, I'm gonna go hang out with Pepper. Have fun around the boat.

Tony has left to The Sky Deck.

Anna: So what do you do on a boat?

Steve: There's plenty to do, here's the brochure.

Anna: Hmm... Sushi Bar, Gym, Spa... None of this appeals to meh.

Bruce: High maintenance much?

Anna: Exsqueeze me? High maintenance? I'm not going to go work out on my vacation and eat healthy!

Thor: After much reading of this brochure, I believe that you will enjoy the "comedy club" very much, Anna. It guarantees much humor. We shall be laughing very much!

Anna: Sure, I love laughing... laughey. Laufey. Laugheyson.

Loki: ... =_=

Anna: Tough crowd. So did you guys want to join me at the Comedy Club?

Thor: Of course, what is required to go?

Anna: *reads* Just some tickets and your ID to verify you're over 18.

Thor: Oh, Lady Anna, I apoligize. I guess you won't be able to see the show.

Anna: Guys, I'm 27! Why do you always assume otherwise?! ~_~'

Thor: It is not that, the tickets seem to be sold out.

Anna: Oh. That suuuucks.

Thor: Why do we not go to this club? *shows brochure*.

Anna: I don't think you'd want to go to that club...

Natasha: Tony sure would.

Clint: NATASHA!

Natasha: CLINT!

Clint: NATASHA!

Natasha: CLINT!

Thor: BROTHER!

Loki: SHUT UP!

Steve: Clint, you're back! We're happy to see you!

Loki: Speak for yourself.

Clint: Hahahaha... why is he not in prison?

Natasha: Shield has yet to find out. But whoever released him must be pretty stupid.

Thor: Okay byeeeee...

Clint: I really missed you, Natasha.

Natasha: I kissed you too.

Clint: Well now they know about Budapest.

Anna: WHAT!?

Natasha: Missed! I meant missed! Clint, how have your undercover missions been?

Clint: How about we catch up at the Comedy Club? I got tickets!

Anna: You mother- fluffer.

Clint: How have you been, Hanna?

Anna: It literally says Anna right there.

Clint: Right. Natasha?

Natasha: Yeah, let's go. ;)

Natasha and Clint have left to Da Laugh House.

Anna: OMG Steve!

Steve: Yes Anna?

Anna: CLINT'S STEALING YO WOMAN.

Steve: She's not my woman, and even if she was I wouldn't claim her like that.

Anna: BUT I SHIP YOU.

Loki: Lady Anna please stop using capitalized letters, I think you have gotten your message across.

Thor: WHAT HAVE YOU AGAINST CAPS, BROTHER?

Loki: You just stopped using caps, Thor!

Thor: CAPPPSSS...

Tony has logged in.

Tony: ....ICCCLLLLEEE.

Tony has logged out.

Anna: Come on, Steve, just TALK to her!

Steve: Anna, she likes Clint, okay?! Can you just leave it alone!?

Anna: I'm just trying to help you!

Steve: I don't need help!

Anna: What are you so afraid of?

Steve: I don't want to lose anyone else!

Thor: Do you think we should leave brother?

Loki: ... Alright, let us give them space.

Loki has logged out.

Thor has logged out.

Anna: what do you mean?

Steve: Nothing... I just, before I was frozen for nearly a century, I had met a woman named Peggy Carter. I fell in love with her, but God decided it wasn't meant to be. Her voice was the last I heard before crashing and... I haven't seen her since. Well, I- I have... but she... she's only there for a minute. Maybe now it's time to move on, but I'm scared if I fall in love again, all that'll happen is me ending up broken.

Anna: I'm so sorry...I- I didn't know that.

Steve: Well not everyone has seen Captain America: The First Avenger yet... Chris Evans played a good me, though.

Anna: Steve, love is dangerous, but you can't fear it.

Steve: What do you know about love, Anna?

Anna: More than you, all you know how to do is shut people out!

Steve: ...What?

Anna: Sorry, the moment was perfect. I just had to quote Frozen. Anyway, I may not know much, but anybody can see that you shouldn't spend your life dwelling on the past. Even if it's not with Natasha, find someone to spend your life with.

Steve: Okay... thank you, Anna. :) You're a nice person. And you shouldn't be alone, either, why don't you take a shot at love? Although I dislike him, I think you and Loki would be good together.

Anna: You reall- How do you know about that?

Steve: What do you- darn I wasn't supposed to know.

Anna: Steve, how did you find out?

Steve: At the museum, Natasha accidentally slipped and told us.

Anna: Us? Who else knows?

Steve: Just me and Thor.

Anna: Thor? Oh God, he can't keep that secret! He probably already announced it to all of Asgard!

Steve: Anna, calm down. It's obvious he likes you too, why are you so upset?

Anna: Because this is what I was scared of! My little crush turning into someone's OTP!

Steve: What's an OTP?!

Anna: Steve, you've been conscientious for a while now, this is just unacceptable. OTP is like your favorite ship.

Steve: How are you a ship?

Anna: Ship meaning couple. OTP = One True Pairing. ANYWAY!

Steve: Oh, right. So you don't wanna be with him?

Anna: Well I didn't say that, but I definitely don't want everybody knowing I like him.

TO BE CONTINUEEED!

Oh my, quite a chapter, sorry about the absence of Lokanna or The Soldier and Spy, but I couldn't shift the chapter well enough to bring them together.

For a second I was going to make Steve and Anna together but- woah... no.

Tell me what you thought and hope to see! Honesty is brutal but welcome! -Anna, The Author.