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FÖNN'S FIRST MISSION!

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Nick: Avengers, I have an important announcement to make.

Tony: Avengers, over here. Loki, you can stay over there.

Loki: *mentally choking Tony*

Nick: Our recruit, Anna here, has completed her training.

Thor: Congratulations, Lady Fönn.

Steve: Good job.

Anna: Thanks, guys. This has been... The longest three years of mah life. But they were fun.

Natasha: So does that mean-

Nick: Anna Grey is officially an Avenger!

Bruce: Woo!

Clint: Yehhhh!

Loki: NO! DON'T BECOME ONE OF THEM, MY LOVE!

Anna: It's not a big deal, Loki. Chill.

Loki: I INVENTED CHILL! Ahem, I mean, congratulations, dear.

Nick: So, now that she's officially one of you, she is officially registered to go out in the field and die if necessary.

Tony: Yup. The life.

Anna: Are there any cool, top secret, amazing missions I can do yet?

Nick: Unfortunately, top secret missions don't automatically spawn when you become an-

Maria: Director Fury, sir, there is a top secret mission that just spawned downtown.

Steve: Avengers Assemble!

Thor: Captain of America, do you not say that, like, totez all the time? Should Anna not say that today? The day of her coronation?

Natasha: She's not the Queen, Thor...

Clint: According to my 2016-2017 yearly planner, today is my turn to say our slogan.

Bruce: AVENGERS, JUST ASSEMBLE ALREADY.

Anna: But I have nothing to assemble into, though.

Loki: Why don't you conjure up a ice suit, dear?

Anna: Oh, duh.

Tony: Cool, let's bounce.

Loki: I am coming.

Natasha: Woah, Loki, you cannot tag along. This is for earth's mightiest heroes, only.

Anna: He can at least go for the ride, though, right? Just wait in the helicarrier while we kick butt?

Loki: No, love, perhaps I should just stay here.

Anna: Okay. Whale, let's go.

Everyone but Loki has left.

Loki: They grow up so fast!

Downtown Manhattan

The Avengers have arrived.

Anna: I'm kind of nervous, is there some pre-mission routine we can do to warm up? How about prayer? Do we eat shawarma before or after the avenging? And when do I take my first Hulk selfie?

Nick: Anna- shut your mouth already. No more questions. Avengers, it seems that some extraterrestrial goblin looking things are terrorizing Manhattan. So... do your thing.

So, Anna did her awesome stuff and fought alongside her favorite buddies.

Tony: Well that was fun. Let's go home.

Clint: Yeah its Sunday. I gotta get home in time for Walking Dead.

Thor: Has the season not already ceased?

Anna: Are you freezing kidding me?! I broke my leg, wrist and thumb, and I don't even get shawarma? And Bruce was responsible for two of those injuries, by the way.

Bruce: You said you wanted a Hulk selfie.

Anna: I'm being serious!

Natasha: Listen Anna, that's what being an Avenger is all about. It's about breaking stuff and not always getting shawarma afterward, because, honestly, you're lucky if you're even alive then. Can you handle it?

Anna: ... Yeah, I can handle it.

Natasha: Good. Thor, wanna fly her over to the hospital?

Anna and Thor have left.

Clint: Sooooooo... Shawarma?

Steve: Oh, definitely. I'll text Thor to meet us-

Thor has arrived.

Thor: Lady Anna is safe in those horrendous hospital sleeping chambers. My brother is keeping her company. So, shawarma, yes?

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