Paris, France

Natasha: Wow. Paris, this should be exciting.

Clint: Really? It's no Budapest, but yeah I guess so.

Natasha: I was being sarcastic. I am dreading this trip.

Anna: Why? It's The City of Love, Nat!

Natasha: Love is for children.

Clint: Sigh.

Natasha: Paris is overrated.

Anna: Oh, Paris, has plenty to offer. The Eiffle Tower, the... the, um...

Bruce: There are plenty of attractions, Natasha, give it a chance.

Thor: Well I am very much looking forward to seeing the land that you Midgardians favor so much.

Loki: I rather see where you were born, Lady Anna. Is London as beautiful as you... you say it is?

Anna: Oh, yeah, you got people like Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston... but the place itself is beautiful, yes.

Bruce: I just hope it has better than the hotel you bought last time, Tony.

Steve: I'm sure Stark came through.

Tony: Yeah, it's great. A nice bathroom, free Wi-Fi and... two beds.

Pepper: Two beds? For all nine of us?

Tony: I spent a lot of money this summer, I can't afford to buy eight beds because you are "uncomfortable" sleeping next to one another!

Steve: Oh, so now money is a problem with the "genius billionare playboy philanthropist"?

Tony: We can work this out! Pepper and I will sleep on one, and the other seven can pile on top of eachother.

Anna: I do not do good in piles.

Bruce: Boys on one bed, girls on the other.

Clint: That would work if there weren't six men and only three women.

Tony: Pepper, Natasha, Anna and I on one bed-

Pepper: No.

Natasha: No.

Anna: That scares me considering you guys thought I was sixteen...

Tony: But you being with a three thousand year old psychopathic murderer doesn't scare you?

Anna: Nope. Why do you even think I look like a teenager?

Natasha: You look actually very mature, but most recruits Fury tells us he has taken into S.H.I.E.L.D. were teens. We haven't met any but Dawn, Bianca, Jubilee were pretty young. Well actually I think Bianca is actually like 1000 or something but I think that's teen in Olympus.

Tony: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE CONVERSATION?

Natasha: We can settle this later, let's just drop our bags off.

Anna: I'm going to reserve our spots at the restaraunt you picked out, Tony. Could you take my bag?

Bruce: I'll do it, can't be too- HOLY SWEET BAJESUS WHAT THE HECK IS IN HERE?

Anna: Just the essentials... Clothes, Fandom tees, the Once Upon a Time series, Frozen Blu-Ray, Marshall Mathers LP2, How To Conceal and Tame Your Powers for Dummies, The Hunger Games book series, Tom Hiddleston's biography, Justin Timberlake 20/20 Experience, Of Mice and Me-

Loki: Your birthday is not going to be easy, is it, dear?

Anna: Bruce, you have super strength, suck it up, and I was born on a leap year, so it won't be a problem.

Tony: Okay well we'll be back, meet us here

Anna has left.

The Hotel

Thor: Wait... my Poptarts are not present in my case of suit. There is only my hammer.

Tony: Sorry, Goldilocks, we were flying coach and I don't favor peanuts very much.

Thor: HOW DARE YOU?

Tony: Calm down, calm down. Everyone else find their stuff?

Loki: Yes, I have found all my armor and suits, as well as my staff.

Clint: Quiver, arrows and bow: check.

Bruce: All lab equipment is in my bag.

Natasha: I've found the S.H.I.E.L.D. files I packed before leaving. With permission from Fury of course.

Tony: Do you guys not know the meaning of vacation? At this point, what Anna brought seems pretty reasonable compared to you.

Clint: What do you mean?

Tony: I mean all you guys brought was stuff you do in your work hours. Why did you even bring your hammer, Thor?

Thor: Well I just thought it necessary.

Pepper: Did you guys even bring clothes?

Thor: Oh.

Natasha: Of course I did, did you all forget?

Steve: Yeah, I got a couple of stuff to wear.

Bruce: Shoot! I had such a trouble fitting my equipment in I forgot my clothes!

Clint: It's okay, bro. Me too.

Loki: I got my whole wardrobe backed.

Tony: sigh This trip is not turning out too well. You know what, we'll buy some clothes later. We have to meet up with Anna.

The Place they started off in.

Loki: Has anyone seen the most beautiful woman in all the nine realms?

Natasha: *rolls eyes* No, I haven't seen Anna. She said she would meet us here, it shouldn't take too long to reserve a spot.

Tony: She probably saw a Frozen cosplayer and got distracted.

Natasha: She is not that fangirly.

Clint: Do you even believe that?

Natasha: Why would their even be a Frozen cosplayer in Paris eight months after the movie came out?

Loki: I see her. HELLO MY DEAR ANNA!

Random Civilian: C'est l'homme qui a terrorisé Manhattan, il se tient juste là à côté de personnes qui ont sauvé le monde. Run!

Other Random Civilians: AHHHHHHH

Loki: What did they say?

Natasha: It's the man who terrorized Manhattan, he is standing right there next to the people who saved the world. Run before he rips your heart out and steps on it like an ant.

Loki: They said all that?

Natasha: I improvised, I'm Russian.

Anna: Hey Loki, hey guys! Everybody left the restaraunt in a screaming and disorderly fashion so it shouldn't be busy.

Loki: Wonderful.

To be continued I need to read The Code Talker (which would be a lot more interesting if it were in chatroom form). Tell me what you thought.