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Y/n has opened chat

Y/n has added Tony

Y/n: I bet I could get everyone to leave this chat, using song lyrics.

Tony: What do you want?

Y/n: 1k...

Tony: I'm a billionaire and I don't hate you, all you had to do was ask.

Y/n: C'mon Sir genius, don't suck the fun out of it.

Tony: How about we both do it?

Y/n: Yes!

Y/n has erased chat

Steve has joined chat
Thor has joined chat
Loki has joined chat
Natasha has joined chat
Clint has joined chat
Bruce has joined chat
Peter had joined chat

Steve: You said there was an emergency, what is it?

Y/n: Who's strong and brave here to save the American Way?

Steve: Don't you dare.

Tony: Who's vows to fight like a man for what's right, night and day?

Steve: Not you too.

Y/n: Who will campaign door to door for America?

Tony: Carry the flag shore to shore for America?From Hoboken to Spokane?

Y/n: The Star Spangled Man with a plan!

Steve: Your training starts at 5 am from this point on Y/n.

Y/n: Tony did it too!

Tony: Hey you snitch!

Steve: Both of you.

Steve has left chat

Clint: His face is so red!

Tony: When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor

Y/n: And we’re all up there on the movie screen,

Clint: Aw shit. -_-

Tony: Will the people believe that I’m not quite as tough?

Y/n: Will anyone even notice me?

Tony: But listen I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet.

Y/n: I promise I can do so much more than just archery.

Tony: I’m serious guys. I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets.

Clint: I hate you all. And by all I mean Tony.

Tony: r00d

Y/n: I play trombone in a ska band.

Tony: I once got to second base on my Tinder date.

Y/n: And my cat has got its own Instagram.

Tony: I tell you now. I kick ass at Mario Kart.

Y/n: This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.

Tony: I can open a pickle jar.

Y/n: I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.

Clint has left chat

Loki: Why are you saying such random things?

Y/n: Asgardian Prince 

Loki: I shall burn you you mewling quim!

Tony: So let me talk some sense, Into the midgardian haters. Who must think I'm dense.

Y/n: Reck your pants from here to a circus, May I remind you I am berdond with a gororius perpose.

Tony: Yeah sure I came here for the testurat, To make you think ruling you was my plan of attack.

Y/n: Yo cut me some slack, cause the plan is wack

Tony: All I ever wanted is to get back
To asgard is it to hard to see, I was scared by being barred by my family

Y/n: Oh Thor your so big you must worship thee, With your golden locks Making fangirls scream

Loki: ...

Tony: I am Loki, The weaver of lies
So step back while I cut you down to size

Loki: You shall all burn in what you mortal fools call hell.

Loki had left chat

Thor: That was not very nice.

Y/n: In the land of Asgard I’m about to be king

Tony: Until I disobey my father which kinda screws up everything

Thor: How dare you!?

Y/n: Stripped of powers, banished to Earth, hilarity ensues

Tony: I get arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D. and I fall in love with a Jew

Thor: Do not bring Lady Jane into this.

Y/n: While I'm gone, Loki takes over Asgard

Tony: Without my powers, killing this giant cyclops thing is really hard

Y/n: Through the power of Odin’s tear, I get my powers back

Tony: And now I have no choice but to counter Loki's attack

Y/n: By killing him… Kind of… Not really…

Thor: You win.

Thor has left chat

Peter: Why are you guys like this?

Tony has sent private message to Y/n

Tony: C'mon, not the kid.

Y/n: I don't really know what to do for him any way.

No One has joined chat

No One: Spider-Man Spider-Man, Does whatever a spider can.

Peter: Please no. Wait, who even are you?

Tony: Spins a web, any size, 
Catches thieves just like flies 

Y/n: Look Out! Here comes the Spider-Man. 

No One: Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got radioactive blood. 

Tony: Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead 

Y/n: Hey, there 
There goes the Spider-Man. 

No One: In the chill of night, At the scene of a crime 

Tony: Like a streak of light He arrives just in time. 

Y/n: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man 

No One: Wealth and fame, He's ignored 

Peter: Aunt May is calling me...

Peter has left chat

Natasha: I don't know what you two, three, are up to, but do not bring me into it.

Natasha has left chat

Bruce: Spare me the compliment.

Bruce has left chat

Y/n: What a boring end.

No One: I completely agree.

Tony: You gonna tell Y/n who you are?

No One: Nah, I'm gonna let them think about it for another few weeks.

Tony: Why's it take so long?

No One: I rarely have motivation, fuck off.

No One has left chat

Tony: Pfft, sorry.

Tony has left chat

Y/n: Lonely I'm so lonely

Y/n: I have nobody, To call my own

Y/n: I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

Y/n: I have nobody, To call my own

Y/n: I'm so lonely

Y/n has left chat

Chatroom has closed

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Links n' shit!

Steve's song:

Star Spangled Man with a Plan

https://youtu.be/7i574Em3IrI

Clint's song:

I'm Freaking Hawkeye

https://youtu.be/aQ27iS1mkuo

Loki's song:

You just got Loki'd

https://youtu.be/GaeH10Q6Oiw

Thor's song:

Marvel Musical

https://youtu.be/guvwngXcRsE

Peter's song:

Spider-Man theme song 1960's

https://youtu.be/SUtziaZlDeE

Y/n's song:

Lonely

https://youtu.be/6EEW-9NDM5k

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