[spiderling: peter parker, skywalker: ned leeds, girl crush: michelle jones]

y/n has created a group chat

y/n added spiderling, skywalker, and girl crush

y/n:
hey guys, so who's bringing
the pizza for the hangout?

spiderling: is typing...

skywalker:
i can pick it up! my lola just
gave me a crazy amount of cat-sitting allowance.

y/n:
thank you ned's lola

skywalker:
what toppings do you guys want?

y/n:
we need one with extra cheese for sure

spiderling: anchovies?

y/n:
hell to the no.

spiderling: have you ever even tried anchovies on pizza?

y/n:
no because that's treason

skywalker: they're pretty good

girl crush: not you too

girl crush: we need pepperoni. non-negotiable.

y/n:
and brownies for the dessert!

spiderling: what about hawaiian?

y/n:
like with pineapple?? 😟

spiderling: yeah that's
usually what's on hawaiian pizza...

skywalker: bro, absolutely not. you've taken it too far.

y/n:
i'm starting to regret asking you
to be my lab partner freshman year

spiderling: why!?

girl crush: because you clearly have
questionable taste in pizza toppings.

y/n:
exactly.

spiderling: you guys are just uncultured

y/n:
putting fruit on your pizza does
not make you cultured, parker

skywalker: she's right. it makes you certifiable

spiderling: says the guy who spent 56 sleepless hours in line waiting for the model millennium falcon to hit local comic book stores.

skywalker: don't bring midtown comics into this

y/n:
you're both crazy

peter: well if liking pineapple on pizza makes me crazy, then send me to arkham asylum.

girl crush: nerd.