Peter has created a chat room

Peter added Steve, Clint, Nat, Tony, Y/N, Loki

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Tony: hey kid

Tony: everything ok?

Peter: Yeah! Well- no. Not really?

Y/N: wdym?

Loki: Yes, do tell us Spider boy.

Peter: it's just. I had a really weird dream.

Tony: you interrupted my hard-work to tell me you had a dream?!

Y/N: Tony let him talk. The only hard-work your doing is downing that bottle of whiskey. Don't think I didn't see you...

Tony: no need to expose me >:(

Steve: Peter tell us your dream.

Tony: Yeah. And it better not be a complete waste of time.

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Clint: Hey what's the haps?

Y/N: Peter was going to tell us about a dream he had.

Clint: eeeeh story time! Let me get my fuzzy blanky and tell Pietro.

Clint has added Pietro

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Pietro: ok. I'm ready

Peter: alright so it's started with-

Y/N: WAIT!

Y/N: Wanda's back from her mission, she'll probably want to hear too

Peter: ok...

Y/N has added Wanda

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Wanda: Y/N told me, you can start now.

Peter: So basically-

Steve: Peter, I'm sorry, but Bucky said if I don't add him, he'll beat me with his arm. 😔

Peter: okay, but which arm?

Steve: the metal one.

Peter: so he chose violence!

Steve has added Bucky

Steve has added Sam

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Bucky: ewwww why did you add Sam!

Sam: ewwww why did you add garbage!

Bucky: you little-

Sam: don't make me come over there!

Steve: would you two please let the kid speak!

Sam: 😡

Bucky: 😠

Peter: 😳

Peter: ok- so I was walking in the kitchen when-

Loki: apologies young mortal, I'm adding my (not brother)

Loki has added Thor

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Thor: YOU ALMOST TOLD A STORY WITHOUT ME?! IM THE KING OF STORY-TELLING 🥺

Peter: sorry.

Thor: IT IS FINE, LETS CONTINUE.

Peter: so I was walking in the kitchen and Mr. Stark was drinking coffee mixed with red bull-

Tony: Accurate. ☕

Peter:-and Mama spider was eating breakfast. Clint and Y/N were arguing over whether water is wet.

Clint: because it is.

Y/N: 🤦‍♀️

Peter: And we were just chillin, until Mr.Loki came in and was all like (best Loki impression ever) "I have very important news to share with you low-lifes."

Loki: 😌

Peter: Then he pulled out a baby horse from behind his back, and was like "this is my child"

Tony: 🤔

Steve: 😐

Y/N: 😖

Natasha: 😦

Clint: 🤮

Peter: and we were like-"huh?"

Peter: and he was all like- "yes. I birthed it."

Peter: and I was all like 😱

Loki:...

Peter: but Mr. Thor was like, "awww! I have a niece/nephew!"

Thor: 😊

Peter: and Loki gave it a bottle but Thor was like, "NO! that's not healthy!"

Peter: so he took the horse and gave it a Pop tart to suck on.

Peter: it was about then that I passed out. (In the dream of course)

Tony: kid-you need to stop eating sugar before bed.

Peter: but Mr. Stark! It was only one bag!

Tony: ONE BAG?! I thought you had like a pack of M&M's!

Y/N: how is he not dead?

Loki: Peter. I have something to tell you....

Peter: yes?

Loki: it wasn't a dream. 😐 🐎

Peter has been disconnected

Y/N: what happened to Peter?

Natasha: he passed out.

Loki: Ha! Gullible Midgardian! 🤣

Steve: That's so cruel.