Tony has created a chat room

Tony has added Natasha and Peter.

Natasha has joined

Tony: hey Natasha! I have a really important conference to go to and somebody needs to watch Peter.

Peter has joined

Peter:...

Peter: hey! I don't need a babysitter! I'm 15!

Tony: I don't care. You're getting one.

Natasha: Sorry Tony, I can't. I promised Barton I would spar with him today.

Tony: Are you sure you can't work around it? You're the only one I trust.

Natasha: No sorry. You can ask Steve.

Tony: Ew no, why would I ask Steve?!

Natasha: Tony don't be a baby! He's the most mature and responsible Avenger by far.

Tony: ರ╭╮ರ

Natasha has added Steve

Steve has joined

Natasha: Steve, Tony has something to say. Tony, be a big boy.

Natasha has left the chat

Steve: Hey

Tony: Hey 😒

Steve: Did you need something?

Tony: I- I was...

Tony: wow this is hard.

Peter: that's fine! I can watch myself Mr. Stark!

Tony: No. Steve, I need you to watch the kid.

Steve: what's the magic word?

Tony:...now?

Steve: not quite.

Tony: I'm not saying it

Steve: c'mon Tones, it's not that hard.

Tony: yes it is.

Steve: Fine, then you can forget it.

Steve has left the chat

Peter: Yay!

Tony: Don't think I'm letting you off that easy!

Tony has added Dr.Banner

Dr.Banner has joined the chat

Dr.Banner: hey Tony.

Tony: Hello Bruce, fine weather were having.

Dr.Banner: what do you want?

Tony: Thanks for asking. I need someone to watch Peter.

Dr.Banner: you know I'd love to Tony, really, but I have a thing.

Tony: a thing?

Dr.Banner: Yeah! A thing!

Tony: Friday, check Bruce's calendar.

FRIDAY (YES MR. STARK, BRUCE BANNER HAS ONE EVENT SCHEDULED FOR TODAY AT 3:45)...(click to see more)

Tony:...

Tony: Seriously Bruce? Anger management yoga?

Peter: and I oop.

Dr.Banner: What?! It helps tame The Hulk, and plus it's relaxing

Tony: 🙄

Tony: whatever

Dr.Banner has left the chat

Tony: Man.

Peter: Don't worry Mr. Stark, I've got it covered.

Tony: no no! There's still one person I can ask, an obvious last resort clearly, but a choice none the less.

Tony has added Thor

Thor: Hello mortals! I hope everythings going swimmingly

Tony: Swimmi-? Never mind. Thor, this is very important so listen closely...

Thor: alright.

Tony: YOU

Tony: NEED

Tony: TO

Tony: WATCH

Tony: PETER

Thor: OHHH! Alright, seems like a task fit for a suitable being such as myself!

Tony: yeah yeah, just make sure he stays out of candy, and don't let him watch T.V for more than 1 hour.

Thor: I've got it all under control Sir Tony!

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Thor has created a chat room

Thor has added Peter, Valkyrie and Loki

Peter has joined

Valkyrie has joined

Loki has joined

Thor: Look, I've been entrusted to watch Spider Child!

Thor has added a photo to the chat

Loki: hmm. He seems to be in a bit of a tizzy.

Thor: Oh yes! He insists he doesn't need to be sat on, but I know how to do my job!

Valkyrie: why in the nine realms would Tony stark trust you to watch his kid?

Loki: Yeah, you're a complete idiot.

Thor: I am NOT!

Loki: are too!

Thor: am NOT!

Loki: are TOO!

Thor: AM NOT!

Loki: oh yeah- then where's the kid?

Thor: he's obviously right where I left him, sitting on the be- Oh. Dear.

Loki: Are too.

Thor: Stop Loki! I need help, if Stark finds out I've lost Peter he'll throw a huge tantrum!

Loki: And how is that my problem?

Thor: because if you don't help me then I will tell mother about the time you ate her delicate chocolates and blamed it on Rufus. Then I'll tell her how you murdered Rufus to make it more believable!

Loki: you wouldn't dare!

Thor: Oh but I would!

Peter: wait-you have dogs on Asgard? Cool!

Thor: What's a dog? Rufus was my pet unicorn.

Peter: 👁️👄👁️

Loki: wait a minute, where are you communicating with us from?

Peter: I'll never tell *hisses in british*

Peter has left the chat

Thor: so?

Loki: fiiinneee!

Valkyrie: I love how you just assumed I would help and only thought of Loki's reluctance.

Thor: Will you help?

Valkyrie: No.

Thor: Beer? 🍺

Valkyrie: when do we start

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Peter has opened a private chatroom with Y/N

Y/N has joined

Peter: Are you sure they won't find me up here?

Y/N: Positive. Clint and I always prank people from up there. We never get caught.

Peter: it's just...it's a little dusty.

Y/N: you get used to it

Peter: Um. I just have one question...

Peter: why is there a half eaten chicken wing up here?

Y/N:...

A/N I hope you liked this part! I seriously just make it up as I go so it can be chaotic but I feel like that gives it ✨character✨.

Anyways, thank you for reading and be on the lookout for more chapters soon. 😊