Decided to update early cause...why not?? 

Wade:so when you gonna create Spideypool?

Me: yeaaaaaa bout that

Wade: *le gasp* you're taking away my ship

Me: Wade this is literally a pairing between you and a fifteen year old

Wade: I NEED SPIDEYPOOL

Me: WADE I MIGHT AGE YOU DOWN AND DO SPIDEYPOOL BUT FOR NOW SHUT UP UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO BAN YOU FROM EATING CHIMICHANGAS

Wade: *le double gasp*

@lordofthunder

RIP to my brother Loki, who tripped over a rock earlier today and died in my arms. I will build you the golden statue you told me to build and create an Asgardian holiday to honour your life! Get help will always be my greatest tale of your bravery! 

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@fxck_my_life

NOOOOOO!! LOKI'S WAS MY FAVOURITE ASGARDIAN!!! HE WILL BE SORELY MISSED😩😭

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@Loki~is~my~baby

MY BABYYYYYYYYYY😭😭😭

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@peter_parkour

Nooooo!!!! Mr Loki's dead😭😭

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@iamironman

Why is everyone mourning a guy who's literally tried to take over the world?

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@peter_parkour 

@iamironman  Mr StArK ThAt Is In ThE pAsT aNd We Do NoT JuDgE PeOpLe BaSeD oN tHeIr MiStAkEs!!!

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@bitchi'mthebestassassin

@peter_parkour HE IS PRECIOUS IS HE NOT!!!

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@peter_parkour

@bitchi'mthebestassassin Thanks мама паук! Love you!

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@iamironman

@peter_parkour  ARIGHT WHY IS NAT MAMA SPIDER TO EVERYONE AND I'M STILL NOT PAST THE MR STARK PHASE.

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@bitchi'mthebestassassin

@iamironman I think it's cause I'm just cooler than you😏 #sorrynotsorry

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@iamironman

@bitchi'mthebestassassin sorry couldn't hear you over the sound of my 400 million dollar suit #coolestavenger

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@bitchi'mthebestassassin

@iamironman ....

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@mindyourlanguage

@iamironman I'd sleep with one eye open. Nat never goes silent unless she's planning murder

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@clint_inevermiss_barton

@iamironman @mindyourlanguage  I've known Nat long enough to say that Stark will be dying a very painful death this evening

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@iamironman

HOLYFUCKSHE'SGOTAKNIFE!!!!

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@mindyourlanguage

My language senses are tingling

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@mindyourlanguage

@iamironman  LaNgUaGe!

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@i'mavalkyrienotascrapper

lmao Lackey faked his death dude

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@lordofthunder

@i'mavalkyrienotascrapper WHAT DO MEAN MY FRIEND??

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@i'mavalkyrienotascrapper

@lordofthunder how many people do you know that die from tripping over a rock besides Lackey?

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@lordofthunder

@i'mavalkyrienotascrapper  IT IS HIGHLY POSSIBLE LOKI WAS ONE OF THE FIRST! NOW I NEED TO START ON BUILDING A GOLD STATUE IN HONOR OF HIM!

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@definitelynotloki

@i'mavalkyrienotascrapper It's Loki ಠ_ಠ

aright then chapter two is done!!!!! I've got another chapter coming up soon but not sure when I'm gonna publish it

Also has anyone watched agents of shield cause I just finished season 6 and . . . holy shit

~Romanoff out~