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Text Message Thu 16 Jul 9:40 p.m.

Do you think dogs get
songs stuck in their heads?
9:43 p.m.

Yes. I'm pretty sure that's 
why they go mental if they 
see other dogs.
9:45 p.m.

Dog #1: Hey! Have you 
heard the new Vance Joy song?
It's my new favourite.
Dog #2: Listen to Halsey's
album and it'll change your life.
It speaks to the soul.
9:47 p.m.

So you think dogs just
fangirl over music when
they're barking hysterically
at each other?
9:50 p.m.

Absolutely. They sound 
exactly like humans when
they freak out over good shit.
Music especially. Food
is also probably a popular
conversational topic among
the hounds. What else could
make them that energetic?
9:51 p.m.

Maybe world domination
but I highly doubt that. I
think dogs are way too
chilled and happy to want
anything more in life. They're
so grateful for everything.
Koalas on the other hand? They
are highly suspicious.
9:54 p.m.

How so?
9:54 p.m.

They spend 50% of their lives
eating and the other 50% of their
lives sleeping. I think they're just
preparing for a surprise invasion.
The next prime minister will be
a koala. I'm certain of it.
9:56 p.m.

I don't know. That sounds
an awful lot like how I live
my life now. I pretty much
eat and sleep. Are you saying
I'm a koala?
10:00 p.m.

It's possible. But, hey, if
you ever do become the
prime minister, I expect safety
before your koala army starts
jumping from gum trees and eating
people's faces off.
10:05 p.m.

You have my word.
10:05 p.m.

I'm screen shotting this as
evidence.
10.07 p.m.

Be my guest. I'm a man
of my word though.
10:10 p.m.

Sorry, I must have dozed off
for a second. I'm here.
10:31 p.m.

I must say, I'm extremely
disappointed by your fatigue.
It's only ten thirty after all. ;)
10:32 p.m.

It must be because I'm
grounded. Nothing exciting
happened today so I was forced
to wind down earlier.
10:35 p.m.

That's unfortunate.
10:35 p.m.

Very much so. I can't
keep my eyes open for much
longer though. I'm going to
call it a night. :)
10:37 p.m.

Talk tomorrow? Good night,
Autumn. Have the sweetest
of dreams.
10.38 p.m.

I can't promise to have
sweet dreams tonight, but
I'll definitely think of
someone to increase my
chances. Talk tomorrow!
10:40 p.m.

I hope you're talking about
me (fingers are crossed)
10.43 p.m.

Good night, Theodore. <3
10:45 p.m.