Asrielus: I thought he said to come to his office. Ugh, where is he this time?
Principal HW ( from afar): HOMEWORK!!!!!
Asrielus: Oh, of course, the lunch room. Guess he's giving out homework to the lunch ladies.
Caleven: Why would he do that?
Asrielus: I don't know? He's weird. He thinks that homework is a reward. He probably really liked today's lunch.
Principal HW: Oh! Asrielus, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to come to my office.
Asrielus: One, same as always, I heard you in a different place than you told me to go, so I went to where you where. 2. You did tell me to go to your office, you weren't there. 3. Why did you give the lunch ladies homework?
Principal HW: Well, it's not my fault that we have the best lunch ladies on cyberearth, I thought they deserved a reward for once again making the greatest lunch I've ever had.
The lunch ladies smile, flattered, while also visibly very annoyed that they have 100 pages of homework.
Asrielus: Why do you love homework so much you literally changed your name?
Principal HW: Well, my friend, ( he is now talking in a weird country accent) eva since I was but a wee little boy, I have always looked forward to homework. The exciting challenge and fun was just too great. Man, if only homework were a person and I could marry her. The only problem about it is I thought there wasn't enough, so since I graduated high school I swore that I would let everyone have the joy of being able to do homework all night long.
Asrielus: ( to caleven quietly imitating Ron) He's mental that one.
Principal HW: Anyways why have you come here today.
Asrielus: You called us here, remember?
Principal HW: Ah! Of course, I have a new challenge for you both.
Caleven: Oh please no more HW!
Principal HW: Nonsense, I'm not giving you homework. Here follow me in this teleporter.
Asrielus: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Caleven: Where are we going?
Principal HW: Oh you'll see my young friend, you'll see.
With a flash of light they teleport to a very familiar place.
Asrielus: What, WHY ARE WE AT MY HOUSE? WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF IN MY BACKYARD ? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE? HOW DID YOU GET IN?!?!?!?!
Principal HW: I set up a training course at your house, that stuff is the training course, I logged in to your phone and found home on Apple Maps, and I made a pare key when I stole your keys when you weren't looking.
Asrielus: Look, just take us through the course so I can clean all this up.
Principal HW: Ok, also I forgot to mention this counts as both of you're training sessions today, because both of you have to do it and you'll be graded on how fast you do it.
First you have to jump over all of these chairs, and do a flip when you land.
There are a couple of chairs laying upside down. Each of them are about Two yards apart.
Principal HW: you also have to sprint between each chair. Caleven can walk over the chairs and can slow jog between them, but he still has to do the flip but he can do it slowly. Next you must go on the swing of terror, where I will start the ride and you must endure it until it stops completely or I stop it.
There is a swing that has a couple colors on it and looks like a trampoline, I think I mentioned this befor
Principal HW: Caleven gets to ride the swing of glissful blee.
Asrielus: You mean blissful glee?
Principal HW: No, I do not. Finally you must ride the course of pain where you must put your bike on the highest gear and ride it around the circle tree area and down all the way to the nice little bench in the middle of nowhere and back.
Caleven has to do the little path of easy solutions.
Asrielus: Are you kidding me.
Caleven: WOWEE, that sounds wonderful.
Principal HW: Well, it's time to go go goooo!!!
He runs over to the swing and blows a whistle signaling to start. Asrielus goes first and finishes in about 2 and a half minutes. Caleven finishes in 5.
Principal HW: Good job Caleven, A+++. You deserve a reward, you know what that means.
Caleven: WAIT STO-
Principal HW: HOMEWOOOORRRRKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He blasts 150 pages of homework in Caleven's face.
Caleven: Why, why is it always me.
Asrielus: What do you mean this is the first time this has happened to you.
Caleven: I know, yet it feels like it's the millionth time.
Principal HW: Now Asrielus, I am very surprised with how long it took you, D+.
Asrielus: What, I did more than he did in less time.
Principal HW: Well, if you tried harder to get an A you would've finished in .30 seconds.
Asrielus: whatever, I don't have time for this. Oh! Here Caleven.
He throws Caleven a small bag of skittles, like the size you would get trick or treating.
Caleven: YAY!!!
Principal HW: Well, my good friends, I bid thee farewell.
Asrielus: * sighs * Later, Cornelius.
Yet with another flash of light, he teleports away.
Asrielus: Alright Caleven, let's get this cleaned u-
Suddenly Galvatron appears with ANOTHER FLASH OF LIGHT.
Galvatron: Hello again brother, chosen one. I've come to destroy him again, so will ya hand him over or are we gonna have to do this the hard way.
Asrielus: Oh my word, can we go one day without you.
Galvatron: No, no you can not. ( evil chuckle)
Asrielus: Look, I'm tired, can we please just get this over with.
They fight for about 5 minutes and asrielus flips and back stabs Galvatron just like last time.
Galvatron: GAH!!
Galvatron heals himself again.
Galvatron: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AGAIN, I REALLY SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING!!!!
This isn't over Asrielus, I will return.
With ANOTHER FLASH OF LIGHT (WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FLASHES OF LIGHT AND TELEPORTATION)
Asrielus: Man, are all of our fights gonna end like that, it's exactly like power rangers. Anyways let's get back to school.
Caleven: Why do we need to go back to school?
Asrielus: Well, because we teleported here, therefore...
Caleven: What happened? Oh, you forgot have your car didn't you.
Asrielus: I forgot my car.