A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

~ Wheeljack might be rough around the edges but that doesn't mean he's bad at aftercare

~ He makes sure that you're not too sore before he gets cuddly, loving and flirtatious in a toned down way

~ Wheeljack is usually very horny, but if you’re too tired to continue he won't force you to; you mean the universe to him and he knows when to stop

~ Sometimes he'll give you a massage after sex, depending on how tired both of you are

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

~ Wheeljack's favorite body part of his own is his holoform's dick

~ His favorite part of you is your butt; he definitely loves to touch and squeeze it during the deed

~ Although he loves touching it during non sexual situations too

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

~ Wheeljack cums almost as much as Bulkhead; he's a close second when it comes to the amount of semen and/or transfluid he produces

~ His cum has a thin, watery yet creamy consistency to it

~ It's almost the same when he overloads from his spike and/or valve

~ Sometimes Wheeljack likes overloading all over you while he's his normal size

~ But when he's using his holoform he prefers to cum on your titties or in your mouth

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

~ Wheeljack has more than enough dirty secrets that he hasn't told anyone

~ One of those secrets is that he sometimes likes leaving a cybertronian sized bullet vibrator in his valve when he doesn't have to go anywhere, randomly turning it on and off via remote control throughout the day to edge himself

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

~ Wheeljack is definitely one of the more experienced Autobots when it comes to sex

~ Jackie's had plenty of partners during his life, but you’re his favorite

~ He knows how to pleasure you after a little trial and error; with time, he learns how to be gentle during sex

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

~ Wheeljack has a few favorite positions he loves to use when he's having sex with you

~ The jackhammer (#203), Descent (#485), Gimlet (#471) and Flexible beauty (#447)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

~ Depending on the situation, Wheeljack can be a little humorous during sex if either of you say something funny

~ However, he's usually mostly serious when he's making you feel good

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

~ Wheeljack's holoform has a medium layer of gray hair all the way up his legs, around his dick and balls that leads to a somewhat thin happy trail under his belly button

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

~ Wheeljack usually takes his time to make sure you're ready for him to fuck you

~ He makes sure that every caress along your body is gentle and that you know he loves you

~ Wheeljack likes lighting a few of your favorite scented candles around your room and turning all the regular lights off to set a more romantic setting

~ Expect lots of gentle kisses from your thighs and up to your forehead

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

~ Wheeljack jerks off more than he cares to admit; he's a horny bot and he needs to overload at least once a day, otherwise he gets a little cranky

~ If you're not available for whatever reason to help him get off he'll go masturbate in the Jackhammer

~ He definitely uses his spike and valve sometimes, depending on how much spare time he has

~ Wheeljack still has a few of his favorite sex toys that he bought on Cybertron before the war started and often uses them

~ He usually lays down when he masturbates because it's more comfortable and convenient

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

~ Wheeljack is definitely into bondage whether he's the dom or the sub; you're the only person he'll happily take orders from

~ So basically he's a switch

~ Car sex, semi public sex, dirty talk, wax play, role play, altocalciphilia, pet play, orgasm denial, voyeurism and mutual masturbation are some of the other things he likes to do with you

~ Wheeljack also has a size kink, interspecies sex kink and a slight food kink

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

~ Yeah, hardly anywhere is safe from you and Wheeljack

~ Various places in the Autobot base, every room in your home, abandoned energon mines, non abandoned energon mines, in his alt mode, in the Jackhammer and drive-in theaters are Wheeljack's favorite places to do the deed with you

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

~ Seeing you wearing revealing clothing and/or seeing you suck on a lollipop or eating a banana turns Wheeljack on

~ But what really gets him going is when you flirt with him and use a few dirty pick up lines

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

~ Wheeljack won't do anything that you're uncomfortable with nor will he degrade you

~ He also refuses to spank you very hard during bdsm sessions and he absolutely will not choke you

~ Seeing you in actual pain in a major turn off for Wheeljack, which is why he's never too rough with you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

~ Wheeljack would rather see your lips wrapped around his holoform's cock more than anything, but he's not against making you feel good with his tongue

~ As for blowjobs, he usually sits on a chair or on the edge of your bed so that he can watch you sucking him off

~ He might grip your hair, but he does it gently so he doesn't hurt you badly by pulling on it too hard

~ When he's giving, Wheeljack makes sure to aim for your clit to give you the maximum amount of pleasure

~ He totally likes it when you suck on his anterior node while fisting his valve when he's using his mass displacement

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

~ Wheeljack starts off slow when he first enters you, but it isn't long before he sets a fast, passionate pace

~ He can get pretty rough sometimes, especially when he's super horny or you want him to be rough

~ He's capable of going at a slow, sensual pace during love making though

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

~ Wheeljack absolutely loves quickies!

~ It's not that you both are in a rush for anything, but fucking in the supply closet in the Autobot base is one of his favorite things ever

~ That, or sometimes one of you is in a rush and horny at the same time and it just happens

~ Tbh, quickies usually happen anywhere from two to five times per week

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

~ He's always willing to try something new in the bedroom as long as it's not dangerous or degrading towards you

~ Wheeljack is always extremely careful during wax play due to how hot the wax is and how delicate human skin is

~ Fucking anywhere in the Autobot base or in an energon mine comes with the risk of being caught

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

~ Wheeljack lasts for one to four rounds, depending on how much time you both have on your hands

~ He's got quite a bit of stamina, so expect each round to last  (at least)    twenty five minutes

~ Quickies usually last around eight minutes, which is the shortest amount of time he can last

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

~ Over time Wheeljack's managed to get ahold of a fairly large selection of sex toys

~ He has a few cybertronian sized dildos and vibrators he uses on himself when he's alone

~ Everything else is human sized and some of the bdsm items are used on you and himself, depending on who's the dom and who's the sub at the time

~ Gags, whips, a crop, fluffy handcuffs, harnesses, rope, various vibrators and dildos, blindfolds,, vibrating panties with a remote control, fluffy cat ears, a cat's tail butt plug and small scentless candles make up his selection of human sized sex toy selection

~ Wheeljack also has some lingerie for you to wear

~ And sometimes sprayable whipped cream is used, depending on the situation

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease)

~ Wheeljack loves to sexually tease you, a lot

~ Obviously he doesn't when you're not feeling it, but that's not the point

~ Between neck kisses and suggestive touches, Jackie knows exactly how to turn you on

~ Depending on how much of a teasing mood he's in, Wheeljack might turn you on before leaving you to deal with your arousal alone

~ Although most of the time he gives you exactly what you want whether it's by using his fingers, tongue or cock

~ Wheeljack definitely puts the vibrating panties to good use, but only during his day off where he can spend the day at your place

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds do they make, etc.)

~ Surprisingly enough Wheeljack isn't too loud all the time; you both have semi public sex somewhat on a regular basis, so he's used to not making too much noise

~ The only time he's very vocal is in the privacy of your bedroom

~ This mech is a dirty talker and loves whispering naughty things in your ears

~ Wheeljack huffs and moans loudly when he's plowing into you

~ He prefers you to be the loud one and he's good at making you cry his name out in pure bliss either when he's fucking you or rubbing your clit

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

~ Wheeljack keeps a vibrator in his glove box for you just in case he wants you to masturbate while he's driving and you're horny

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

~ Wheeljack's holoform's cock isn't the longest, but what it lacks in length it makes up for in girth

~ The head is thick and bulbous and he's got a pair of big testes underneath

~ His spike is almost the same, but there's no testes underneath and the head is somewhat pointed

~ As for his valve, it's somewhat plump with a somewhat big anterior node that's very sensitive

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

~ Wheeljack isn't the youngest Autobot mech, but his libido is among the highest

~ His sex drive is really, really high and he wants to fuck you almost every day

~ If you aren't around he'll masturbate somewhere private

~ Wheeljack isn't completely sex obsessed, but he's in the mood more often than the other older Autobots are

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

~ It actually takes Wheeljack almost an hour to fall asleep after sex

~ Aftercare is important to him, but he really loves cuddling with you afterwards and by doing so keeps him awake for a while

~ When Wheeljack falls asleep he's out like a light, especially if you're sleeping wrapped up in his arms; there's something about having you with him that's comforting