A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

~ Smokescreen isn't too good at aftercare since he gets sleepy after sex, but he still at least makes sure that you're not hurt and you stay hydrated

~ He likes participating in pillow talk with you afterwards while gently running his fingers through your hair

~ It's a boost to his ego when you tell him how good he made you feel

~ Lots of kisses are also shared

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

~ Smokescreen's favorite body part of his own are his hands

~ His favorite body part of yours is your butt; he can barely keep his hands off of it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

~ Smokescreen likes to either cum on your boobs, your butt or on your face

~ The same applies for when he's using his mass displacement

~ He rarely cums inside of you, but when he does he's usually wearing a condom

~ He likes overloading on your face when you eat his valve out

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

~ Smokescreen has masturbated in a secluded place in the Iacon hall of records once when he was super horny without anyone knowing

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

~ Smokescreen likes to act like he's experienced, but he isn't

~ You're actually the first person he's been in an actual relationship with, but back on Cybertron he hooked up with one femme

~ Smokescreen doesn't really know what he's doing at first, so you have to teach him how to properly pleasure you

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

~ Smokescreen's favorite position in bed is Doggy Style

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

~ Smokescreen is young, so expect him to be a little humorous during sex

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

~ Smokescreen's holoform has a thin layer of blue and white hair over his dick, but other than that he's trimmed

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

~ When it really comes down to it, Smokescreen is romantic during sex as possible (sometimes it gets a little awkward tho)

~ He hasn’t had anyone that he’s been 'intimate' with much, so the whole taking care of another person romantically on a constant basis is still pretty new to him

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

~ Smokescreen has a high libido, so naturally he masturbates fairly often

~ He never prefers masturbation over sex with you, but if/when you're not available he'll do it

~ When Smokescreen masturbates, he's always in his bipedal form

~ He usually uses both his spike and his valve at the same time

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

~ Smokescreen’s biggest kink is when you take control of the situation during sex

~ Getting pegged (while using his mass displacement), accidental stimulation, hot dogging, cunnilingus, dirty talk, public/semi public sex and exhibitionism are more of his kinks

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

~ The main room in the Autobot base, anywhere in your house/apartment, his berthroom, energon mines, drive in movies and even on the side of the road at night (inside of his alt mode and with his holoform)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

~ You being assertive is definitely something that turns Smokescreen on without fail

~ He also really loves seeing you wearing something that shows a lot of skin

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

~ Infanalization, anything that harms you and sexual humiliation are two things that turn him off and that he would never do

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

~ Smokescreen prefers receiving, but he doesn't have a problem giving

~ He loves seeing your lips wrapped around his holoform's cock and seeing you in between his stabilizers, eating him out, when he's using his mass displacement

~ He's not the best at eating you out, so he doesn't do it often

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

~ Smokescreen is probably the most hard and fast kind of guy compared to the rest of team Prime

~ He is capable of soft, gentle love making when he's fucking you, but it's a little difficult for him to hold back

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

~ Honesty, Smokescreen wishes that the two of you would have more quickies

~ You both usually have around one to two quickies every week

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

~ Smokescreen is definitely game to experiment with almost anything and everything in the bedroom

~ He's also really into taking risks

~ Except risks to your health and well-being

~ With public/semi public sex comes the risk of being caught

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

~ Smokescreen can go for one to five rounds on average, so be prepared

~ He lasts anywhere from fifteen to forty five minutes per round

~ He can last up to over an hour, if he's edging himself

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

~ Smokescreen has a few Cybertron sized vibrators, a fucking machine (human sized), a couple of human sized vibrators, a ball gag and a strapon and a few sets of lingerie

~ He uses the Cybertronian sized vibrators on himself, as well as the fucking machine when he really wants his valve to be pounded by something (while using his mass displacement)

~ The lingerie and human sized vibrators are for you to use on yourself

~ You use the strapon on him, of course

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease)

~ He's a huge tease, and knows it

~ Smokescreen especially loves rubbing your clit through your pants and whispering dirty things to you before stopping right as you're about to cum

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds do they make, etc.)

~ Smokescreen is extremely sensitive, so he gets really wound up during sex and tends to be super loud

~ You use the ball gag to keep him quiet, but sometimes it doesn't quite work

~ He moans a lot, especially when he's fucking you with his holoform

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

~ One time when Smokescreen was fucking your brains out while in an old energon mine he noticed a few of the Decepticons 'secretly' watching the two of you; he asserted hid dominance by locking eyes with them and pounding into you faster, but you didn't know that and he’s never told you

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

~ Smokescreen's spike it five feet long, two feet thick and is mostly white with a few red, blue and yellow highlights, as well as bright blue biolights on the underside

~ It's five inches and two inches thick in mass displacement

~ His valve lips are blue with yellow stripes and his anterior node is bright blue

~ His holoform's cock is six and a half inches long, an inch and a half thick and is uncut

~ His holoform's balls hang a little low, but are at the same level

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

~ Smokescreen is still young, so his sex drive is incredibly high

~ It gets higher when you're around, but if you both are around the others he tries not to think any sexual thoughts

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

~ Smokescreen falls asleep pretty quickly after sex

~ Sometimes he falls asleep right after while other times he stays awake long enough for aftercare

~ When he does fall asleep after sex, he makes sure that he's holding you close to his body