A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

~ Bulkhead practically turns into a giant teddy bear after sex

~ Snuggling and cuddling are an absolute must with him, even if you both are a little sweaty after doing the deed

~ He always makes sure that he didn't accidentally hurt you during the throes of pleasure; you're his tiny girlfriend and it would kill him if he accidentally hurt you

~ Bulkhead makes sure that you rehydrate after sex bc he knows it's important for you to stay hydrated

~ Soft kisses and pillow talk happen a lot, too

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

~ Bulkhead's favorite part of his holoform is his tongue; oh, the wonderful things he can do with his holoform's tongue while he's in between your legs

~ With that being said, his favorite body part of yours are your lips

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

~ Bulkhead cums a lot, like, it's practically never-ending

~ Especially when he’s using his mass displacement

~ No matter what form he's in, Bulkhead's cum and/or transfluid is thick and sticky

~ He definitely likes it when you cum all over his holoform's fingers

~ Or on his face after he eats you out like a dessert

~ Bulkhead also loves kneeling next to you and cumming on your tits

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

~ Bulkhead has a thing for helpless females, but not ones who are in any danger because he would never take advantage of anyone nor is he a disgusting perv who has sex with just anyone he crosses paths with

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

~ Bulkhead is more experienced than he cares to admit

~ Tbh he’s afraid that you'll break up with him if you knew how many partners he's hooked up with in the past

~ Oh, he definitely knows what he's doing and how to pleasure you in all the right ways

~ Especially after he gets used to how fragile you are compared to him

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

~ Bulkhead's two favorite positions during sex with you is the cowgirl position (#113) and the riverside position (#410)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

~ If the right moment arises, Bulkhead might crack a joke or two

~ He's generally more gentle during sex, but that doesn't mean he can't have a slight sense of humor if the situation is just right

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

~ Bulkhead's holoform's body is covered in synthetic hair, so naturally it's thick around the base of his dick

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

~ Bulkhead craves intimacy, including when he’s making love with you

~ He whispers words of love to you and makes sure that you're feeling good with every caress, touch and kiss

~ He isn't really into playing soft music during the deed, but he might lay some rose petals on your bed during special occasions

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

~ Despite hooking up a lot back on Cybertron, Bulkhead's never been one to masturbate a lot

~ If he's feeling extra horny and has a lot of charge built up he'll go somewhere secluded to take care of himself

~ He occasionally thinks of you at night and pops a massive boner, one that he   (has)    to take care of before falling into recharge

~ There’s been a time or two where he has to groundbridge to an abandoned energon mine in order to get himself off if the base is too busy and the kids are around when he's horny and you're not around

~ Bulkhead prefers to use his spike when masturbating, but there are times where he gives in and uses his valve

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

~ Bulkhead definitely has a size kink; he's pretty big and he loves how tiny you are compared to him

~ He has a slight exhibitionism kink, an interspecies sex kink, a micro fetish kink and a narratophilia fetish

~ He's also into cock worship, breast worship, cunnilingus, roleplay, face sitting and food play

~ Bulkhead likes it when you fist his valve while he's using his mass displacement, too

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

~ Your bedroom is Bulkhead's number one favorite place to have sex with you

~ Occasionally the two of you will with get busy in his room at the Autobot base or, if you both are feeling adventurous, the human area when no one's around

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

~ If you do a little suggestive flirting or act helpless in certain situations it turns Bulkhead on like crazy

~ Seeing you wearing anything that's the same shade as his paint job, especially if it's revealing, really gets him going

~ If you straight up tell Bulkhead how horny you are, he has an almost instant hard-on

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

~ Bulkhead doesn't like cumming in your mouth or down your throat because he’s afraid of making you choke

~ He won’t be on top if he's using his mass displacement, either

~ Also, nothing that hurts or degrading will happen during sex with Bulkhead; those two things are a huge turn off for him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

~ Bulkhead always goes down on you every time the two of you are intimate

~ He's the (Autobot) king of mind-blowing oral sex and knows exactly how to make you cum with only his tongue

~ Bulkhead doesn't mind if you suck his holoform's cock or his mass displaced anterior node during oral, but he prefers not to cum down your throat

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

~ Sex with Bulkhead is always slow and passionate so that he can get you ready to take his holoform's cock

~ If you're riding him he lets you set whatever pace you you want

~ It takes a while for you to be able to take his holoform's cock, so a slower pace is better

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

~ Bulkhead isn't completely opposed to quickies, but he prefers to take his time with you

~ You both don't have many quickies;   (maybe)   once a month

~ If a quickie does happen, it usually consists of Bulkhead eating you out in his berthroom while masturbating

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

~ Bulkhead's open to try new things in the bedroom, but nothing too dangerous

~ He doesn't really take risks because it's not worth it if there's a chance of you getting hurt

~ Sex in the human area of the Autobot base alwaya comes with the risk of getting caught (it's happened once or twice, but none of the kids were around)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

~ Bulkhead can go for two to three rounds easily

~ He lasts anywhere from ten to thirty minutes, depending on how worked up he is

~ Bulkhead can eat you out for a long time, or at least until you're completely satisfied

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

~ Bulkhead has a couple of vibrators and a dildo

~ One of the vibrators is human sized and is used on you or for you to use on yourself

~ The other vibrator and the dildo are Cybertronian sized and Bulkhead uses them on himself when he masturbates

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease)

~ Bulkhead isn't really much of a tease during sex; he's into seducicing you, but he isn't one to deny you the pleasure you deserve

~ However, he likes it when you subtly seduce him whenever you're in the mood

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds do they make, etc.)

~ Bulkhead isn't really the loudest bot during sex, but he isn't exactly what you'd call silent

~ He mostly grunts and groans when he's close to climaxing, but he'll also moan

~ Bulkhead's makes a whimpering sound when you're sucking on his mass displaced anterior node and fisting his valve

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

~ Bulkhead creampies your pussy every time he has sex with you

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

~ Bulkhead's big, like really big whether he's using his holoform or mass displacement

~ His holoform's cock is well hung; he really has to prep you for a while for you to be able to take him and not be too sore afterwards

~ As for his valve, it's perfectly plump and his anterior node is somewhat big

~ He has blue biolights lining the top half of his spike and along his valve lips

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

~ Bulkhead doesn't have the highest sex drive, but he does get horny on a somewhat regular basis

~ Sex happens once to twice every week, which is considered pretty normal

~ Or if one of you is super horny, three times per week

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

~ Bulkhead falls asleep about half an hour after he's climaxed a few times and he's made sure you’re satisfied

~ Aftercare is more important to him than falling asleep right after he's made love to you

~ However, when he does fall asleep, it's a very deep sleep while you're sleeping next to him