A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

~ Sideswipe's young and somewhat careless sometimes, so he's not exactly the best at aftercare

~ He gets really sleepy after having sex with you, but cuddly at the same time

~ He usually has a bottle of water nearby for you to rehydrate yourself, although there have been a few times that he's forgotten to fill one up for you

~ He makes it up by expressing his love for you

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

~ Sideswipe's favorite body part of his own are his holoform's perfect abs

~ His favorite body part of yours is your collarbone; he loves leaving love bites on it where everyone can see them

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

~ Sideswipe's favorite place to cum on you is on your face or all over your body

~ He doesn't have anything against cumming inside of you, but he loves to spill his semen on your skin

~ His holoform's cum is mostly clear and it has a watery yet sticky consistency to it

~ His transfluid is different; it's thicker and it's got a medium blue tint to it

~ Sideswipe thinks it's hot when you swallow his cum when you give him a blowjob while he's using his holoform

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

~ Sideswipe has many dirty secrets; one of which are the many hookups he had while he was living on Cybertron

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

~ As mentioned above, Sideswipe's had a lot of hookups which means he's very sexually experienced for someone his age

~ After fragging so many bots he knows what he's doing, although it took him about three weeks to figure out how to pleasure you seeing as humans are more sensitive than cybertronians

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

~ Sideswipe has three main favorite positions he likes when he has sex with you

~ Legs on shoulders (#248), deck chair (#348) and ladyboy (#246)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

~ Expect Sideswipe to be a little goofy and humorous during sex because that's just the type of person he is

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

~ Sideswipe's holoform is programed to be completely shaven, including his crotch area

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

~ Sideswipe isn't really too romantic during sex, but he makes up for it by making sure you know how much he loves you

~ He's more dirty and horny during the moment than romantic

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

~ Sideswipe's a horny young bot, so if you're not in the mood or you're unavailable for whatever reason he'll masturbate while thinking about you

~ He prefers to use his spike, so he doesn't really masturbate with his valve

~ Occasionally he likes to jerk off while he's using his holoform if he wants to experience something different

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

~ Semi public sex, interspecies sex, car sex, shibari, doraphilia, edging, exhibitionism, hypnotism and katoptronophilia are the things Sideswipe's most into when things get steamy between you two

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

~ Sideswipe likes to get down and dirty in certain areas in the scrap yard where nobody else is, in the forest, the old steel mill (while no Decepticons were around) and in your house, particularly on your bed

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

~ Sideswipe really likes it when you kiss, suck and nibble on his holoform's neck and collarbone

~ Or if you're casually sitting on his lap and you lightly brush your fingers against the back of his neck he'll get turned on and get a major boner (which you help him with;)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

~ Obviously Sideswipe would never actually harm you during sex

~ Just the thought of having sex in a tight space or a very small area turns him off

~ That, or if he hears something and thinks you both are going to get caught

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

~ Sideswipe definitely prefers having you suck him off, but he's not one to deny you oral

~ He's actually fairly good when giving because he's had practice, it's just that he's had a few not so good experiences when giving back when he lived on Cybertron and he gets nervous about having his mouth near your lady bits

~ Expect him to finger you while he's flicking your clit with his holoform's tongue since it's what he's best at when going down on you

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

~ Sideswipe loves a fast and rough pace when he's having sex with you, but he starts out slow so that he doesn't hurt you

~ He has the capability of being slow and sensual, but it's not exactly his style

~ Sideswipe likes it when you go fast when you're fucking him with a strapon

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

~ Sideswipe couldn't live without having quickies with you, so he definitely loves doing them with you fairly often

~ If you both are in a semi public location and you both are horny for each other a quickie is guaranteed

~ Sideswipe's a master at quickies; you both have never been caught because he's just that good at it;)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

~ Sideswipe's willing to experiment with almost anything during sex except for the gross kinks

~ Having sex in semi public places always comes with the risk of getting caught, but oddly enough it hasn't ever happened

~ He's not willing to risk your wellbeing or scratching his paint though

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

~ Sideswipe can go for one to five rounds, depending on how horny he's feeling and how much time he's got on his hands

~ Oddly enough he can't last for more than fifteen minutes tops, so having several rounds of sex is easier

~ He doesn't have much of a refractory period and can get it up again within about two minutes; not being human gives him an advantage regular humans don't have;)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

~ Rope, fluffy handcuffs, an old stopwatch, a bullet vibrator with a remote, a strapon and a few dildos make up Sideswipe's sex toy collection

~ He uses most of everything on you but you use the strapon and a few of the dildos on him, but he doesn't really use anything on himself

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease)

~ Sideswipe can be very, very unfair when he wants to be

~ He's been known to turn you on and leave you horny when he's in a teasing mood while other times when you have the bullet vibrator inside of you he'll randomly turn it on and off throughout the day until you're all hot and bothered

~ He doesn't sexually tease you too often because he prefers to fuck you and he's not that mean

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds do they make, etc.)

~ Sideswipe can get pretty loud when he's worked up and whimpers a lot, but he also lets out the hottest moans when he's thrusting into you

~ However, if you both are engaging in semi public sex he's almost completely silent

~ He's pretty loud when you're fucking him with the strapon and will scream your name when he overloads

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

~ Sideswipe likes it when you wear a crop top, miniskirt, thigh highs and crotchless panties when you both are alone at your home

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

~ Sideswipe's got a long slender dick that's slightly darker than his holoform's fair skin tone and it's uncut

~ There's a thick vein programed to run along the base that rubs your inner walls in just the right way

~ His spike is also long and slender but the tip is curved upwards, it's mostly red and it's got blue biolights along the sides

~ As for his valve, his outer mesh is thin and he's got a smallish gray anterior node

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

~ Sideswipe has an extremely high sex drive because he's young, so you both have a lot of sex

~ He would never force you to have sex when you're not in the mood, but he likes having sex with you almost every day

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

~ Sideswipe falls asleep really quickly after having sex with you, so aftercare doesn't last very long

~ You're lucky if he stays up ten minutes after climaxing a few times; he can't help it though

~ Unless it's after a quickie because he doesn't fall asleep after those