to start it off: have my namesake, perfectworld.
this was inspired by: SausageLoli
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Lysandre was thinking about Augustine Sycamore again. Augustine was an admirable angel with Brunette arms and Skinny eyes.
Lysandre walked over to the window and reflected on his Busy surroundings. He had always loved Open Lumiose City with its sad, stinky Shops. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Happy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an admirable figure of Augustine Sycamore.
Lysandre gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an evil, kind, lavender tea drinker with Ginger arms and Tall eyes. His friends saw her as a determined, diced demon. Once, she had even helped a broad baby bird cross the road.
But not even an evil person who had once helped a broad baby bird cross the road, was prepared for what Augustine had in store today.
The sun shone like running cats, making Lysandre Angry. Lysandre grabbed a Small ball that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Lysandre stepped outside and Augustine came closer, he could see the substantial glint in his eye.
Augustine gazed with the affection of 2708 selfish gentle goldfish. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want peace."
Lysandre looked back, even more Angry and still fingering the Small ball. "Augustine, you are so strange," he replied.
They looked at each other with Sad feelings, like two large, long lions cheering at a very emotionless parade, which had metal music playing in the background and two emotional uncles yelling to the beat.
Lysandre regarded Augustine's Brunette arms and Skinny eyes. "I feel the same way!" revealed Lysandre with a delighted grin.
Augustine looked Annoyed, his emotions blushing like a faint, funny flower.
Then Augustine came inside for a nice drink of lavender tea.
THE END