Listen up.
Becoming my best friend could be the best decision you've ever made....

Or the worst.

Eh, you decide.

First things first: You'll have to deal with a lot of shit. And...uh...so will I.

Being my best friends means that my bullshit is your bullshit, and your bullshit is my bullshit.

That's just how it works.

Being my best friend also means knowing that when I say "I'm fine", I really mean...".........I hate myself rn..."

I also believe that BFF's should be able to lie for each other.

You're my best fucking friend.

When I say, "Help me", I mean...

I'm pinned down, my back's against the wall, this is the real deal, HELP ME.

HELP. ME!!

Also.
ALSO.

Don't say the wrong shit at the wrong time.

Don't burst out into "I WONDER HOW CLOUDS SMELL" or something equally stupid when I'm DYING OR SOMETHING.

Or....just having a breakdown...

...

SHUT UP!

Anyway, the point is...

If you're my best friend, I'll be there for you no matter what.

And you'll have to do the same...otherwise....I guess you're not my best friend...

But best friends forgive each other.

Just....

Don't start with the clouds. XD

To all my BFF's, I LOVE CHU!! 😙

~Aly