-propping feet up on John- hello everyone long time no see! I'm alive still! I've just been working my ass off at work and trying to push chapters out. To be honest I never really have time to stop and check in once in a while.
-John shakes his head, moving a hand on my leg with a pop sound.- lately I've been so torn up about the call of duty map that I played Richthofen fans, you know the one. I honestly stopped playing it for a while. I've been more focused on Overwatch and Far Cry.
-John smirks and looks at me- it's because of me isn't it Savvy?
-I smirk and nod- yes John.
-John lets out a chuckle- you said it.
I said what John?
John: Yessssss
Oh for fuck sakes John. -shifts legs uncomfortably-
I'm not confessing my sins or we will be here for a couple of years.
-John points to the audience- aren't you forgetting something Savvy?
Oh shit yea this is John Seed our newest member. He's a fucking psychopath and a Baptist.
-John looks back at me, raising an eyebrow- Psychopath? Really Savvy?
Absolutely John. You're fucking crazy but it's low key hot. Anyways an update on my life is I got into a fucking car accident first time driving to work by myself.
-John shakes his head- people really are ignorant drivers now a days.
Hey! It wasn't my fault the fuck stick pulled out in front of me. I need a good lawyer... know where I can get one? -looks at John who raises his hand slowly-
I can help you Savvy... I was a lawyer before the Project.
-I nodded and smiled- yeah I do like that idea. You're hired John.
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Couple months later;

Sorry I got really lazy with this update and forgot to finish it, anyways I have my car fixed! I still have a dent in the back passenger side. I still work my ass off with except I applied for another position at the store!
-John shouts from another room in the shed- Tell them what you found out about the wreck!
Oh yeah the dude didn't have a license, I didn't go to court because I don't have the time or funds to settle it in court.
-John comes in with a bowl of cereal and sits down- been quite a while since we gathered together with the audience hasn't it?
-I sigh with a slight nod- indeed it has... been going through a rough time these past couple months and I'm not really sure I'm ready to talk about it. -frowns-