Shopping and wrapping feat: Sir Walter and Glory's Colonel Robert Shaw
Savvy: hello everyone so Walter, Robert, and I are out holiday shopping for the gang. -walks through the mall-
Random people stare at Robert and Walter.
Robert: -looks around at all the bright lights and people. He straightens his cap- I'm not sure what our plan of attack is...
Walter: -looks over at him- we are buying not attacking...
Savvy: -walks on and holds a list in front of me- let's see....
Richtofen wants some new... Socks?... What the hell?... Oh well socks it is.... Nero wants a new top hat... Fair enough. Tank wants a new hunting knife.... Hendricks wants chocolate? Seriously guys? I swear if the next thing is weird I'm sending you guys to grow up school. Oh it's what you want Walter.... I'm not telling you what I'm getting you. Robert already knows but that doesn't mean you get to pester him about it. The list goes on and on!!!! I have so many guests... Shadow The Hedgehog wants... New shoes, Foxy a new pirate hat?, Robin wants comic books, Zuko wants a new sword, Germany wants potatoes, Prussia wants beer, America wants video games, Australia wants New swim trunks, and England wants new tea set Sportacus wants... "Sports candy" Rick Grimes wants some ammunition , Chris McClain wants money?... Fuck you haha! Trunks Briefs wants sword cleaning stuff,Kyo Sohma wants milk, Tamaki Suoh wants pictures of haruhi. Ticci Toby wants a new axe, BEN Drowned wants video games, Link needs a new satchel, Tony Stark wants a new computer, Steve Rodgers wants the movie glory, Clint Barton needs more arrows. Robert, Walter split up and look for these items!
Robert and Walter: -salute me- yes ma'am!! -both men head off into separate directions-
Savvy: now I can get them a present...
-walks to bass pro knife shop-
I would like that one. -points to a long and sharp dagger- Walter will love this. -purchases dagger and leaves- now for Robert...
-meanwhile with Walter and Robert-
Robert: give em hell Walter! -shouts at Walter who is currently trying to use a coupon but is having no luck-
Cashier: Halloween was a couple months ago.
Robert: how dare you insult us, you nasty little cuss! We will take our business elsewhere. -walks out followed by Walter-
Walter: that could have went better than expected... Maybe we should get... Modern clothing?...
Robert:.... Modern clothing?... And what would that be?...
Walter:-points to American Eagle- maybe you can get something there and I can find something somewhere else...
Robert: -nods and walks into the store he looks around and is confused-
Sales person: hey how can I help you?...
Robert: I need um.... Modern clothing but some that isn't too revealing...
Sales person: oh dress wear... Sure sir right this way. -leads Robert to the men's section- here this should suit your needs. -hands him the outfit in the picture and leads him to the dressing room-
Robert:-tries on the clothing and looks at himself in the mirror- hmmm not bad... -puts regular uniform on and comes out.- I will buy this.
Sales person: -checks him out and hands him his new clothes-
Robert:-goes out to Walter who already has his new clothing on- nice looks.
Walter: thank you. So let's continue shopping for the things on our list.
Robert: -nods and follows Walter through stores after changing into his new clothing-
-two long ass hours later-
Savvy: -sprawled out on a bench sweating and eating some ice cream-
Walter and Robert walk up with bags in their hands.
Robert: what happened?... -looks at her-
Savvy: Santa happened... I'm terrified of Santa I ran past several Santa picture things and here I am low as hell... (Referring to blood sugar)
Walter: do you want us to wrap up stuff?
Savvy: yea I need a nap and a shower... I'll decide which I'm doing first in the car... -sits up off bench and heads to exit the mall-
-they all get into savvys black hummer and she drives them to the Pweeble shed- (a cool club house where guests chill and shit)
Savvy: okay boys start wrapping and I'm going to wrap these myself... -heads inside and wraps robert and Walters presents after fighting the cat to stop moving on paper.-
Walter and Robert wrap stuff.
Part two coming sorry this was rushed
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