Savvy: hello everyone!!! Welcome to another exciting event at my shed! I'm your host @pweebles or as most call me Savvy! Without further delay, let me introduce our stars for tonight! Dr. Richtofen, Tank Dempsey, Jacob Hendricks,  Foxy, Zuko, Hetalias: Germany, Prussia, America, Australia, and England. Sportacus,  Trunks Briefs, Kyo Sohma, Tamaki Suoh, Tony Stark, Steve Rodgers, and Clint Barton!

-they all walk out of door when their name is called-

Savvy: Welcome! I'm glad I can spend my last few hours of 2015 with all of you! Now, some guests couldn't be here with us today because they caught the cold thats going around so... they are all at their homes.

Tony: eh it could have been better... You had a rough year... Hell we all did.

Savvy: -nods- fucking ultron.

Clint: -nods agreeing-

Savvy: anyway... We finally got our roof fixed from the Christmas party incident. Well I watched you all fix it and clean the shed. -smirks-

Hendricks: did we really have to work with just our shirts off?

Savvy: YES. I mean I didn't want to see you all die from heatstroke considering it was very hot during Christmas week... -shrugs-

-The men in the room rolled their eyes.-

Savvy: what?! It's true! I care about you all!

Tony: uh huh... Sure... We believe you.

Savannah: -pokes her head out of book. Her hair is wet and her naked body is covered by steam from shower- Savvy is a pervert and a demon child!!!! -sings-

Savvy: What did I tell you Savannah?!? GET BACK IN THE SHOWER AND FINISH YOUR MOMENT WITH EDWARD!!!! -slams book shut-

-everyone laughing except Eddy-

Eddy (evil Richtofen clone): -smirking-

Savvy: what?... -looks at Eddy-

Eddy: -shakes his head and keeps quiet-

Zuko: what did she mean by demon child...

Savvy:-sighs and shows everyone my childhood picture- this is me as a child. No it isn't photoshopped. You can also see my legs in the photo above haha... Anyway we are going to do a game or something like that where we go around and say three New Years revolutions and one has to be fake. Being fake meaning that it could be something the person doesn't want to do, can't do, or already has done. The person that goes next has to guess the wrong one and the person who stated the three has to give the person who got it wrong something embarrassing to do before saying their three loser also has to sit in the loser box!!! -points to a row of bleachers that have visible stink lines that are in a cased glass with a door to enter them-

-the room fell quiet-

Savvy: okay so... I'll go first.
1. I want to go skydiving this year.
2. I want to do better with my grades.
3. I want to go to Australia.
Okay since I mentioned Australia's name, you have to guess!

Australia: hmmm the false is... Do better with your grades because you are good enough already....?

Savvy: -shakes head- nope. The false was go skydiving this year. For my dare of embarrassment, I want you to go jump into the pool with just your undies on.

-everyone gets up and goes outside.-

Australia: -blushes a bright red as he takes all his clothes off except for his underwear and does a cannon ball into the pool. He comes up gasping and shivering because it's cold.-

Savvy: -laughing as she hands him a heated towel- let's go inside now. Aussie, you have to sit in the loser box!!!

-everyone goes back inside-

Australia: ok my three are
1. Quit the swim club
2. Finally get America and England to quit calling me jailbird.
3. Eat more Tim tams and vegemite.
England you're up.

England: -runs a hand through his hair-
The false is quit the swim team because you love to swim...

Australia: that's right!

England: great!
1. Get married to France -gags-
2. Become a better country then everyone else.
3. Try all the teas of the world.
America your turn.

America: well since you gagged I'd say the getting married to France thing is the false. But you do have to think about being the better country and to do that, you need to get better at cooking. I'm sticking with the France thing though.

England: yes you are right.

America: my three things are:
1. Be the best at any video game
2. Be the richest
3. Be a super hero
Germany bro your turn.

Germany: vell... I vould say zhat you can't be zhe richest because of your large amount of debt...

America:.... Wrong! -sticks tongue out- you have to twerk in lederhosen!

Germany:-eyes widen- gott nein!

Savvy: sorry Germany it's the rules of the game... -hands him a pair of lederhosen.

Germany: -frowns and takes them before going into the bathroom to change. He comes back out wearing the lederhosen-

America: -laughs and turns on gimme more by Brittany spears- twerk!!!

Germany: -starts twerking. His face is redder than a tomato. -

-everyone was laughing and pointing-

Germany: -stops and sits down- okay mein turn now... Zhe New Years resolutions go to... Prussia.
1. Get super drunk und go valk along zhe streets in zhe nude.
2. Make zhe best beer recipe ever.
3. Hopefully get everyone to stop mocking mein country's past.

Prussia:.... Two of zhose are fake!!! Everyone knows zhat I make zhe best beer!!! But I know how you are und you do not like to go around in zhe nude. So zhe nude is zhe fake one.

Germany: correct... Now let me take mein lederhosen off -leaves to change then comes back to go sit in the loser box-

Prussia: mein turn. Zhis goes to kyo.
1. Be awesome
2. Not be awesome
3. Be awesomer zhan Germany

Kyo: um... I don't know they are all pretty stupid.... But id say not be awesome?

Prussia: correct!!!! But do not insult me. You are just jealous of mein awesomeness. -sips beer-

Kyo: -rolls his eyes- this is for zuko.
1. Gain toruhs love.
2. Kill that stupid rat.
3. Get more milk.

Zuko: I'm pretty sure that killing someone is against all country's rules.... So that is the false one...

Kyo: you are right.... -yawns-

Zuko: -nods- trunks?...

Trunks: -nods-

Zuko: okay my three are,
1. Gain my honor back
2. Get katara to notice me
3. Get Mai to quit hitting on me.

Trunks: false one is... Gain your honor back...

Zuko: right! I have already gained my honor!! -smiles-

Trunks: -smiles and nods- ok this one goes to.... Tamaki.
1. Go ssj
2. Have a better relationship with my father
3. Go out with goten

Tamaki: ...  Go out with goten? -eyes shut tightly as he silently prays that he's right-

Trunks: -nods- I'm not gay so yeah you are right!

Tamaki: -jumps up and hugs savvy- yay!!!!

Savvy: -smiles and laughs-

Tamaki: this goes to foxy...
1. Date haruhi
2. Date kyoya
3. Be a better king this year.

Foxy:... -moves eyepatch up- arggg I would say.... Date that kyoya.

Tamaki: correct!

Foxy:-jaw drops in a smile-
My three go to the buccaneer sportacus.
1. Kill Freddy
2. Become the best pirate
3. Date mangle or chica... I haven't decided yet...

Savvy: foxy you literally just gave away a truth...

Foxy: arggg fucking.... -starts mumbling to self-

Sportacus: I guess kill freddy.

Foxy: your right!

Sportacus: -smiles nervously- hehe okay...
1. Eat candy
2. Exercise
3. Save more people
This goes to Eddy.

Eddy:.... Save more people?...

Sportacus: -frowns and shakes head- no that is incorrect. I'm your slightly above average hero.... Your dare is to um... -looks at savvy-

Savvy: -pointing at tank making a kiss face-

Sportacus: -blushes and clears throat- kiss tank....

Eddy and tank: -gag- what the hell?!?!

Savvy: -smirks-

The three men look at savvy-

Savvy: -whistles innocently- what?.. Its the rules sorry...

Eddy: You are so going to get it Savvy.... -turns to look at Tank- im sorry... -kisses him passionately-

Tank: -clrears his throat- so um how about those sports... -Blushing bright red-

Eddy: um ja... sports und zhings of zhat nature... I vill go sit on zhe bleachers now...-goes through the door of the glass case and sits down and starts mumbling to himself-

Sportacus: Eddy, its your turn to say your three... -speaks up-

Eddy: oh vell ummm zhis goes to Savvy even zhough you already did your zhree...
1. Kill more minions
2. Make more inventions
3. Marry savvy.

savvy: hmmmm id say marry me even though we arent dating?

Eddy: you are vrong! but correct about zhe dating part. mein dare for you is to go...

Savvy: it has to be appropriate... just saying.

Eddy: crap vell i dare you to.... kiss me...  -blushes bright red and smiles- 

Savvy: okay.. -gets out of the recliner and walks over to the glass case and opens the door-

Eddy: -closes his eyes and leans forward-

Savvy: -closes hers and kisses him passionatly-

-everyone in the room goes awwwwww-

Savvy: -pulls away and blushes bright red-

Tank: - clears throat- my turn now this goes to Hendricks.                                                                                         1. Try to get along with Doc.                                                                                                                                                      2. Learn more about the future.                                                                                                                                             3. Oh-rah

Savvy: Just saying oh rah can't be one of your resolutions.

Tank: I couldn't think of anymore. 

Savvy: Just do it -mocks Shia Labeouf-

Tank: -sighs- 3. Try not to kill Doc.

Hendricks: your fake one is get along with Doc.

Tank: yes!

Eddy: come on, am I really zhat bad?

-Everyone-: YES!

Eddy: -sits in the corner and doesnt say anything-

Savvy: -Feels bad and hugs him-

Eddy: -Blushes-

Hendricks: okay my turn... my resolutions go to... Steve! 1. Give up the DNI. 2. Eat more chocolate. 3. Make everyone forget my wrong doings.

Steve: I guess it is... Give up DNI?

Hendricks: yes thats right. I don't think you can....

Steve: My three are, 1. Get along with Stark. 2. Learn how to use technology. 3. Get everyone to quit pairing  me and Stark...  This goes to Stark.

Tony: well i see a lot of things wrong with yours  because i find that highly offensive. Who wouldn't want to be shipped with me? But I would say your fake one is get along with me...

Steve: True. 

Tony: Clint, this for you. 1. Make Pepper not get mad at me at all this year. 2. Maybe make Jarvis a girlfriend. 3. Make more models of the suit.

Clint: your fake one is your first one. Not get Pepper mad at you.

Tony: yep. Lets face it, she always gets pissed at me.

Clint: Savvy, can I ask someone who has already went? 

Savvy: yes but only the ones in the loser pen.

Clint: Okay, i will ask you then Savvy. 1. Spend more time with my family. 2. Become better with my bow. 3. Have another kid.

Savvy: hm... I guess become better with your bow?

Clint: nope. I am already the most skilled. your dare is to bathe in ketchup.

Savvy: -turns white- WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!

Clint: Im offended at your answer.

Savvy: Fuck....

-Clint, Tony, and Steve fill up a kiddie pool with ketchup.-

Savvy: -Frowns and steps in and sits in the pool- I hate all three of you...

-Everyone laughs-

Savvy: well this has been the new year party! Have a great and safe new year!!!! -gags and gets out of the pool and runs to the shower with Eddy following-