Author:*scrolling through her notifications* .....w-wait What?! 

Slenderman: What is it Author-Chan?

Author:*points at her screen*

Slenderman: *looks down at the screen* o-oh..so people ship us..?

Author: I guess...

Slenderman: why..?

Author: I dunno! 

Slenderman: ....

Author: .....

Slenderman: ........

Author: .....well...f-for the record...I don't like you like that..! *crosses arms and huffs*

Slenderman: y-yeah I don't like you in that way either....

Author: ....

Slenderman: ....

Author:...so..um....just friends? *holds out her hand*

Slenderman:...um..yes..just friends..*shakes her hand*

~Meanwhile w/ the 2 fangirling O/Cs in the corner~

Fantasy: they'd be a werid couple...

M.J: yeah I mean he's so...*looks up* tall...

Fantasy: and she's so...short..

M.J: but they do seem to get along..

Fantasy: true..

M.J: they both seem to like nature..

Fantasy: and looking after all of us..

M.J: AND horror

Fantasy: AND art

M.J: AND ANIME!

Fantasy: wait wut..?

M.J: yeah sometimes he watches anime with her..

Fantasy: hentai? 

M.J: NO!

Fantasy: ok good...

M.J: anyyyways...

Fantasy: Slender-Chaaaan~!

M.J: omg yes we have a ship name!

Fantasy: whoop! *high fives M.J*